"Community" Basic Story (TV Episode 2014) Poster

(TV Series)

(2014)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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  • Jeff Winger : This inspection is going to be the most boring thing to happen here since Britta dated Troy.

  • Annie Edison : We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help.

    Professor Hickey : Why?

    Annie Edison : Because once the Internet knows about something, it changes.

    Jeff Winger : Right. Just ask Chris Brown or China.

  • Shirley Bennett : I know how much you feel for the campus, Jeff. I know how much you feel in general. And I know you think it's a weakness, but believe me, it's your strength.

    Jeff Winger : You got something in your teeth.

    Shirley Bennett : Mm-hmm, you got something in your chest.

  • Abed Nadir : Jeff's heart is in the right place, but he's wrong. Greendale is a crazy place where crazy things happen. I have a plan. We'll pretend our school has a world-renowned physics department. Dean, start learning Swedish.

    Dean Pelton : I'll do my best!

    Abed Nadir : Hickey, do you keep in touch with any unstable criminals that you busted?

    Professor Hickey : Mmm, five.

    Abed Nadir : Get them down here for costume measurements. Annie, we need to make a particle accelerator out of Kleenex boxes.

    Jeff Winger : Nope. Nobody do any of that. Abed, outside.

    [He takes him aside from the others] 

    Jeff Winger : There is no story.

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