Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle (TV Series)

Marriage (2014)

Stewart Lee: Self

Quotes 

• Stewart Lee : If you're an impotent, vasectomised, 45 year old, functioning alcoholic father of two; you can't fail to have noticed how all supermarket alcohol marketing campaigns are now directed at you - aren't they? You walk around the Sainbury's aisle every week, and there's more of these exotic beers with names like Wizard's Sleeve and Goblin's Hole. Catamite's Regret. And the pretend folksy names and fake artisanal packaging of these bottled beers conspires to give the functioning 45 year old alcoholic, the impression that he's not a functioning alcoholic - but is instead some kind of connoisseur of beer. Cutting a valuable, exploratory swathe through an uncharted wilderness of 7.8% alcohol that's all go to be... I've seen through you Sainsbury's! I've seen through the Matrix. An alcoholic is an alcoholic is an alcoholic; whether it's a tramp lying in the gutter drinking Buckfast or a 45 year old father of two sitting at home alone in the middle of the night... drinking Hadron's Collision.