Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Honeymoon (2015)

Chris Elliott: Roland Schitt

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• Roland Schitt : [at Roland's party; both are eating ribs after smoking marijuana]  My son lives in a barn in the woods, by choice. He could be the next mayor of this town if he wanted it.

  Johnny Rose : My son is pansexual.

  Roland Schitt : Mmm-hmm. I've heard of that. I know what that is, that's, uh... that cookware fetish.

  Johnny Rose : No.

  Roland Schitt : Mmm-hmm.

  Johnny Rose : No, no.

  Roland Schitt : No, I read about that.

  Johnny Rose : No, he loves everyone: men, women, women who become men, men who become women. I'm his father, and I always wanted his life to be easy. But, you know, just pick one gender, and maybe... maybe everything would've been less confusing.

  Roland Schitt : Well... you know, Johnny, when it comes to matters of the heart, we can't tell our kids who to love.

  [Johnny looks up, stunned] 

  Roland Schitt : Who said that?

  Johnny Rose : You did.

  Roland Schitt : When?

  Johnny Rose : You just said it now.

  Roland Schitt : When?

  Johnny Rose : Now, right this second, you just said it. And you're right, you can't tell them. And I'm fine with that.