- Patrick Jane: We could learn to sail, buy a boat, sail around the world.
- Teresa Lisbon: [sarcastic laugh] Right.
- Patrick Jane: What? I've always wanted to do that. A lot of people do it. I mean, we could do it.
- Teresa Lisbon: There's whales and storms and pirates. Scurvy. I mean, besides, I get seasick.
- Patrick Jane: You do?
- Teresa Lisbon: Yeah!
- Patrick Jane: How badly?
- Teresa Lisbon: Pretty bad.
- Patrick Jane: Oh. Well, maybe you get over that.
- Teresa Lisbon: We are not sailing around the world.
- Patrick Jane: All right. Beekeeping? Who doesn't like honey?
- Teresa Lisbon: [sarcastic] Oh, you just come up with the best ideas. Beekeeping?
- Patrick Jane: Well, I think you'd look very cute in one of those little beekeeping suits.
- Teresa Lisbon: How is that romantic?
- Patrick Jane: What was she like?
- Teresa Lisbon: I don't know. She seemed nice.
- Patrick Jane: Well, just looking for impressions.
- Teresa Lisbon: She was very clean, well-put together.
- Patrick Jane: Mm-hmm.
- Teresa Lisbon: Manicured hands. But she chewed the skin around her nails.
- Patrick Jane: What did she order?
- Teresa Lisbon: Coffee, black. Paid cash. She waited until the woman behind the counter could see her put her tip in the tip jar.
- Patrick Jane: Interesting. I wonder if I do that.
- Teresa Lisbon: Four sugars. That's a lot.
- Patrick Jane: Yeah, that is a lot. So you talked to her, you said "I like your bag."
- Teresa Lisbon: How'd you know that?
- Patrick Jane: Because that's what you think other women talk about.
- Teresa Lisbon: Well, it worked. We talked.
- Patrick Jane: Tell me about her.
- Teresa Lisbon: I don't know. She's reserved. It's the kind of quiet where maybe she could be a raging bitch or she's just shy.
- Patrick Jane: What's your verdict?
- Teresa Lisbon: You want me to say if she's a killer based on spending one minute with her.
- Patrick Jane: Sure.
- Teresa Lisbon: Well, how do I do that?
- Patrick Jane: Well, your brain's already processed all the information. You just have to listen to it.
- Patrick Jane: If we wait for a plan, we might never leave. Maybe we just need to quit and stand still for a while. Let life happen. Let a plan take seed.
- Teresa Lisbon: Wait for plan seeds to grow? We'd drive each other crazy.
- Patrick Jane: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe we'd be very happy. Won't know until we try.
- Teresa Lisbon: Aren't you happy now?
- Patrick Jane: Well, I am happy for the first time in... you know how long. But I'm scared.
- Teresa Lisbon: Jane, one of us could get run over by a bus tomorrow.
- Patrick Jane: Not if we're on a beach in Polynesia. Buses can't go on sand.
- Teresa Lisbon: You could get eaten by a shark.
- Patrick Jane: Not if I don't go in the water.
- Teresa Lisbon: That sounds pretty boring and wussy, don't you think?
- Teresa Lisbon: Admit it.
- Patrick Jane: Admit what?
- Teresa Lisbon: You enjoyed yourself. You love this job as much as I do.
- Patrick Jane: Well, I love eggs, but that doesn't mean I want to eat nothing but omelets for the rest of my life.
- Teresa Lisbon: Fair enough. But what's the alternative?
- Patrick Jane: Pork chops. Coleslaw, French fries.
- Teresa Lisbon: [amused] What's the alternative for us? You talk about quitting, but what are we gonna do? What's the plan?
- Patrick Jane: Well, I don't have one as yet.
- Teresa Lisbon: Well, that's a problem, isn't it?
- Patrick Jane: Right now I'm just curious.
- Michelle Vega: [chipper] Curiosity killed the cat.
- [starts to leave]
- Patrick Jane: [Perturbed look] Also killed polio.
- [says under his breadth]