Laura Diamond : So you did all the background checks? State, FBI, Homeland Security?
Max Carnegie : She is as clean as a baby's bottom.
Laura Diamond : Soft as a baby's bottom! Clean? Uh, Uh! Trust me
Max Carnegie : Copy that! After a two hour interviewing and three government agencies, you can trust this babysitter. Okay! She checks out
Laura Diamond : I trust her! She is with them right now, isn't she?
Max Carnegie : Yeah
Laura Diamond : Trust is a multi-faceted concept for a mother! So swing by, be discreet... ish
Max Carnegie : Okay
Billy Soto : What's that about?
Laura Diamond : Covert mission!
Laura Diamond : [after getting into a too small pair of pants] Once a six, always a six!
Nicholas Broderick : Wow mom. You look sexy!
Laura Diamond : No, I do not! Did your father teach you that word?
[Twins looks down]
Laura Diamond : Apology accepted! Speaking of your father and his wonderful influence: you are each paying for half of Ned's window!
Harrison Broderick : Can't you pay half, mommy?
Laura Diamond : [Shakes no] You can't have three halves!