Darren Doane: Christian
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Quotes
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Christian White : This is a complete hijacking! This is a hijacking! High-handed, hijacking! Handedness-jacking! It's like a car-jacking of our religion!
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Christian White : S-A-N-T-A. Rearrange the letters: Satan. Santa. Satan. Same letters.
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Diondre : My maaaaain Christian! How you doing?
Christian White : 'Sup, Diondre? How you been?
Diondre : [chuckles] You know me. Blessed and highly favored.
Christian White : And?
Diondre : Saved and sanctified and filled by the Holy Ghost, and that with a burning fire.
Christian White : And?
Diondre : Made everybody speaking in tongues. Of course!
[throws up his hand as if ready for a high-five]
Christian White : You guys and your verses. You need to work on your exegesis.
Diondre : My extra-Jesus? I've had my extra Jesus ever since I was baptized for the second time!
[laughs and throws up his hand again]
