Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Bradley Cooper: Rocket
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Quotes
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Tony Stark : Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.
Rocket : Maybe I am.
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Rocket : Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
Bruce Banner : Is that a person?
Rocket : Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott Lang : A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket : Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!
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[From trailer - aboard the Benetar]
Rocket : Who hasn't been to space?
[Rhodey, Romanoff, and Rogers raise their hand]
James Rhodes : Why?
Rocket : You better not throw up on my ship!
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Thor : I can't do this. I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't have come. This is a bad idea.
Rocket : Come here.
Thor : [starts breathing heavily] No, no, I think I'm having... I'm having a panic attack.
Rocket : Come here.
Thor : I shouldn't be here. This is... this is ba...
[Rocket slaps Thor in the face]
Rocket : You think you're the only one that lost people? What do you think we're doin' here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna - all gone! Now, I get that you miss your mom, but she's gone. *Really* gone. And there are plenty of people who are only *kinda* gone. And you can help them. So is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard, make schmoopy talk to pretty pants and when she's not lookin', suck out the Infinity Stone and help me get my family back?
Thor : [tearing up] Okay.
Rocket : Are you crying?
Thor : [wheezing] No... yes.
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Tony Stark : [seeing Thor] What's wrong with him?
Rocket : He's pissed. He thinks he failed. Which, of course he did, but you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?
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Steve Rogers : Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're going to win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
Rocket : He's pretty good at that.
Scott Lang : Right?
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Thor : I love you mom.
Frigga : I love you...
[hugs him]
Frigga : and eat a salad.
Rocket : C'mon, we gotta go.
[Prepares them for time travel; Frigga mouths "Goodbye" to Thor]
Rocket : 3... 2...
Thor : No, wait!
[Sticks his hand out. Nothing happens]
Rocket : What-what am I looking at?
Frigga : Oh, sometimes it takes a second.
Thor : [after a couple more seconds, Mjolnir flies into Thor's hand. He laughs in relief] I'm still worthy!
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[Carol and Bruce, wearing the Hulkbuster armor, restrain Thanos, and Thor chops off his left arm with Stormbreaker. As Steve, Rhodey and Natasha enter, Rocket turns the gauntlet over to find the Infinity Stones missing]
Rocket : Oh no...
Steve Rogers : [to Thanos] Where are they?
Carol Danvers : Answer the question.
Thanos : The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.
Bruce Banner : YOU MURDERED TRILLIONS!
[Banner shoves Thanos to the ground]
Thanos : You should be grateful.
Natasha Romanoff : Where are the Stones?
Thanos : Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Bruce Banner : You used them two days ago!
Thanos : I used the Stones to destroy the Stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable.
James Rhodes : We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying.
Nebula : My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
Thanos : Ah. Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly...
[Thor brings Stormbreaker down, decapitating Thanos]
Rocket : What did you do?
Thor : I went for the head.
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Drax : [Thor and Quill are arguing about leadership] You should fight one another for the honor of leadership.
Nebula : Sounds fair.
Peter Quill : It's not necessary. Okay?
Thor : It's not.
Rocket : I got some blasters unless you guys wanna use knives.
Mantis : Oh, yes. Please use knives.
Drax : Yeah, knives.
Groot : I am Groot.
Thor : [Thor and Quill both laugh] Not necessary. There should be no knifing one another. Everybody knows who's in charge.
Peter Quill : [after a few seconds of awkward silence] Me, right?
Thor : Yes, you. Of course! Of course.
[whispering]
Thor : Of course.
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Steve Rogers : Alright. We have a plan. Six stones, three teams, one shot. Five years ago we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We a part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each, no mistakes, no do overs. Most of us going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Lookout for each other. This is the fight of our lives and we're gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
Rocket : He's pretty good at that.
Scott Lang : Right.
Tony Stark : Ok, you heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green.
Bruce Banner : Tractors engaged.
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Falcon : [Thanos's ship starts firing at the sky] What the hell is this?
Iron Man : Friday, what are they firing at?
Friday : Something just entered the upper atmosphere.
[a streak of light flies downward through the air. It's revealed to be Captain Marvel, who plows through Thanos's ship, destroying it]
Rocket : Oh, yeah!
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Thor : [Bruce and Rocket are trying to convince Thor to come back to the Avengers] Just stop, okay. I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity waiting to be rescued and saved, but I'm fine. Okay, *we're* fine.
Korg : We're good here, mate.
Thor : So whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye.
Bruce Banner : We need you, pal.
[Thor nods and takes a drink of beer]
Rocket : There's beer on the ship.
Thor : [after a pause] What kind?
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Valkyrie : So, when can we expect you back?
Thor : Uhhmm... about that...
Valkyrie : Thor. Your people need a king.
Thor : No, they already have one.
Valkyrie : That's funny. You're being serious?
Thor : It's time for me to be who I am rather than who I'm supposed to be. But you, you're a leader. That's who you are.
Valkyrie : You know I'd make a lot of changes around here.
Thor : I'm counting on it. Your Majesty.
Valkyrie : What will you do?
Thor : I'm not sure. For the first time in a thousand years, I... I have no path. I do have a ride, though.
Rocket : Move it or lose it, hairbag.
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Thor : So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things.
Bruce Banner : Buddy, you all right?
Thor : Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?
Rocket : You look like melted ice cream.
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Thor : So, you guys want a drink? What are we drinking? I've got beer, tequila, all sorts of things.
[Thor drinks his beer]
Bruce Banner : Buddy, you all right?
Thor : Yes, I'm fine. Why? Why, don't I look all right?
Rocket : You look like melted ice cream.
[Thor laughs]
Thor : So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what?
Bruce Banner : We need your help.
Thor : Mm.
Bruce Banner : There might be a chance we could fix everything.
Thor : What, like the cable?
[burps]
Thor : 'Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks.
Bruce Banner : Like Thanos.
[Thor pauses, then grabs Banner by the coat, pointing at him]
Thor : Don't say that name.
Korg : Um, yeah, we don't actually say that name in here.
[pause]
Bruce Banner : Please take your hand off me.
[Thor lets go of Banner]
Bruce Banner : Now, I know that... guy... might scare you.
Thor : Why would I be...?
[scoffs]
Thor : Why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember?
Bruce Banner : Hmm.
Thor : Anyone else here kill that guy?
[pause]
Thor : Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, uh, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off?
Korg : Um, Stormbreaker?
Thor : Who was swinging Stormbreaker?
Bruce Banner : I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. And you want to know who helped me out of it?
Thor : Was it Natasha?
Bruce Banner : It was you. You helped me.
Thor : So, why don't you ask... the Asgardians down there... how much my help is worth?
[Thor sits down]
Thor : The ones that are left, anyway.
Bruce Banner : I think we could bring them back.
Thor : Stop. Stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and, and saved, but I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?
Korg : Oh, we're good here, mate.
Thor : So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less. Goodbye.
Bruce Banner : We need you, pal.
[pause, as Thor finishes his beer]
Rocket : There's beer on the ship.
Thor : What kind?
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[Stark carefully places the Infinity Stones on the Nano Gauntlet]
Rocket : BOOM!
[an annoyed Stark looks at Rocket]
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[Lang is about to eat a taco outside the Avengers headquarters when the Benatar lands, blowing away the contents of the taco shell]
Rocket : Hey, Humie. Where's Big Green?
Scott Lang : The kitchen, I think.
[Nebula walks towards the entrance]
Scott Lang : That's awesome.
Nebula : [on radio] Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot in the landing zone.
[Rhodes lands near Lang, causing Lang to drop his taco shell]
Scott Lang : Oh, God.
James Rhodes : What's up, Regular-Sized Man?
[as Rhodes enters the building, Banner hands Lang two tacos before boarding the Benatar]
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[Banner and Rocket arrive in New Asgard]
Rocket : Kind of a step down from the golden palaces and the magic hammers and whatnot.
Bruce Banner : Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First, they lost Asgard, then half their people. They're probably just happy to have a home.
Valkyrie : You shouldn't have come.
Bruce Banner : Ah! Valkyrie! Great to see you, angry girl!
Valkyrie : I think I liked you better either of the other ways.
Bruce Banner : This is Rocket.
Rocket : How ya doin'?
[pause]
Valkyrie : He won't see you.
Bruce Banner : It's that bad, huh?
Valkyrie : We only see him once a month when he comes in for...
[Valkyrie looks at a stack of empty beer kegs]
Valkyrie : ...supplies.
Bruce Banner : It's that bad.
Valkyrie : Yeah.
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Natasha Romanoff : Carol, are we seeing you here next month?
Carol Danvers : Not likely.
Rocket : What? You gonna get another haircut?
Carol Danvers : Listen, fur face. I'm covering a lot of territory. The things that are happening on Earth are happening everywhere. On thousands of planets.
Rocket : All right, all right. That's a good point. That's a good point.
Carol Danvers : So you might not see me for a long time.
Natasha Romanoff : All right. Uh, well... this channel's always active. So, if anything goes sideways, anyone's making trouble where they shouldn't, comes through me.
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Rocket : [to Tony Stark] . Take it easy; you're only a genius on Earth, pal.
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[Banner and Rocket enter Thor's house]
Rocket : What the...?
[Rocket sniffs around]
Rocket : Whew! Something died in here!
Bruce Banner : Hello? Thor?
Thor : Are you here about the cable? The Cinemax went out two weeks ago, and the sports are all fuzzy and, uh, whatnot.
Bruce Banner : Thor?
[Thor grabs a beer and turns around. Banner is shocked at how much weight Thor put on]
Thor : Boys! Oh my God!
[Thor hugs Banner]
Thor : Oh my God, it's so good to see you!
[Thor looks at Rocket before smothering him]
Thor : Come here, cuddly little rascal.
Rocket : Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary.
Thor : Hulk, you know my friends Miek and Korg, right?
Korg : Hey, boys!
Bruce Banner : Hey guys. Long time no see.
Korg : Beer's in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the wi-fi. No password, obviously.
[pause, then Korg points at the TV]
Korg : Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.
[Miek throws a pizza slice at the TV]
Thor : Noobmaster.
Korg : Yeah, Noobmaster69 called me a dickhead.
Thor : I am sick of this.
[Thor grabs Korg's headset]
Thor : Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder. Listen, bud, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms, and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right? Yes. Go cry to your father, you little weasel.
[Thor hands the headset back to Korg]
Korg : Thank you, Thor.
Thor : Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Korg : Thank you very much. I will.
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Rocket : [trapped in the rubble] I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
James Rhodes : Canopy, canopy, canopy!
[escapes his armor and crawls out]
Hulk : Rhodey! Rocket! Get outta here!
Rocket : Let me out! Come on!
[Rhodey grabs a crowbar and lifts the rubble off of Rocket]
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Rocket : Hey Humie, where's Big Green?
Scott Lang : The kitchen, I think.
Scott Lang : [sees the ship Rocket and Nebula landed with] That's awesome.
Nebula : Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot in the landing zone.
Scott Lang : [Rhodey lands right in front of Scott] Oh, god.
War Machine : What's up, Regular Sized Man?
