Mom (TV Series)
Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica (2014)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
Quotes
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Christy : [sees the beer koozie on the doorknob] Ugggh.
[door opens, Alvin walks out]
Christy : Ugggh!
Alvin : Nothing happened, Christy.
Christy : Dad, I'm an adult, I know a sex beer koozie when I see one.
Alvin : Well that might be, but still nothing happened. Your mom's a real classy lady.
Christy : Since when?
Alvin : About an hour ago.
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Bonnie : I'm trying to find out how to fix a coin operated washing machine on Youtube.
Christy : Finding anything?
Bonnie : No, but check this out. A monkey playing the harmonica.
Christy : Wow, he's actually playing the blues!
Bonnie : Yeah, he's obviously known sadness.
Christy : [knock on the door] Who can that be?
Bonnie : [to the computer screen] Who hurt you, little monkey?
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Bonnie : So now what're we going to do? We can't both sleep in the bed.
Christy : Sure we can, I'm tiny.
Bonnie : What happens when one of us has a gentleman caller?
Christy : Well, Blanche DuBois, then one of us will sleep on the couch.
Bonnie : That could work, but we'll need a signal.
Christy : Like a sock on the door?
Bonnie : Yeah but something classier.
Christy : A sock with a top hat?
Bonnie : How about this beer koozie?
Christy : Yeah, that could work.
Bonnie : Yeah, it looks like it's having sex with the doorknob.
[sticks it on the doorknob provocatively]