- Marjorie: You know what the definition of insanity is? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
- Bonnie: What if I just do it one more time just in case it's different?
- Marjorie: What you always do is you meet a guy, you like a guy, you sleep with him.
- Bonnie: I don't always like them.
- Marjorie: I think you should try waiting and find out where this relationship is going.
- Bonnie: Well what am I going to do with all these urges?
- [they look at each other, Marjorie turns her man on man porn film back on, they sit back and watch]
- Christy: [sees the beer koozie on the doorknob] Ugggh.
- [door opens, Alvin walks out]
- Christy: Ugggh!
- Alvin: Nothing happened, Christy.
- Christy: Dad, I'm an adult, I know a sex beer koozie when I see one.
- Alvin: Well that might be, but still nothing happened. Your mom's a real classy lady.
- Christy: Since when?
- Alvin: About an hour ago.
- Bonnie: I'm trying to find out how to fix a coin operated washing machine on Youtube.
- Christy: Finding anything?
- Bonnie: No, but check this out. A monkey playing the harmonica.
- Christy: Wow, he's actually playing the blues!
- Bonnie: Yeah, he's obviously known sadness.
- Christy: [knock on the door] Who can that be?
- Bonnie: [to the computer screen] Who hurt you, little monkey?
- Bonnie: So now what're we going to do? We can't both sleep in the bed.
- Christy: Sure we can, I'm tiny.
- Bonnie: What happens when one of us has a gentleman caller?
- Christy: Well, Blanche DuBois, then one of us will sleep on the couch.
- Bonnie: That could work, but we'll need a signal.
- Christy: Like a sock on the door?
- Bonnie: Yeah but something classier.
- Christy: A sock with a top hat?
- Bonnie: How about this beer koozie?
- Christy: Yeah, that could work.
- Bonnie: Yeah, it looks like it's having sex with the doorknob.
- [sticks it on the doorknob provocatively]