- Jay Pritchett: You must have big plans today. This is like your Super Bowl, right?
- Manny Delgado: Nah, I'm sitting it out this year. The whole holiday's gotten laughably commercial.
- Jay Pritchett: Sounds like Amy turned you down.
- Manny Delgado: Like a bed in a five-star hotel.
- Sonia Ramirez: I usually spend Valentine's Day selling artificial flowers near the well in my village.
- Jay Pritchett: Where do you people live, National Geographic?