Paddington 2 (2017)
Sally Hawkins: Mary Brown
Henry Brown : Would you excuse us a moment?
[flicks a switch]
Henry Brown : What are you doing?
Mary Brown : Talking to the nice men.
Henry Brown : Nice men? Mary, we can't trust these people. I mean look at them! Talk about a rogues' gallery. Hideous! And as for that bearded baboon in the middle, he's hardly got two brain cells to rub together.
Knuckles McGinty : We can still hear you, Mr Brown. That was the light you turned off. The microphone is on the other side. It's got 'microphone' written on it.
Phoenix Buchanan : [laughs] Oh very very funny. Anyway! They do say that at Madame Kozlova's all your dreams come true. So, if you had one wish tonight what would it be?
Paddington : Oh that's easy. I'd like to get my Aunt Lucy a birthday present.
[the crowd all say 'Aw.']
Mary Brown : [quietly] Darling.
Judy Brown : Guess what, Paddington.
Paddington : [drinking from the teapot] H'm?
Judy Brown : The steam fair's coming to town.
Paddington : Unh!
Judy Brown : I'm going along tonight to write about it in my newspaper.
Paddington : H'm!
Jonathan Brown : Who's going to want to read about that?
Judy Brown : Everyone! They travel the world in a old steam train! I thought you'd love it!
Jonathan Brown : I do. Don't tell anyone, OK? Not cool.
Mary Brown : Why don't we all go?
Henry Brown : Good idea!
Mary Brown : Your father's a dab hand at coconut shy. Bullseye Brown they used to call him.
Henry Brown : Well not anymore. Coconuts are a young man's game.
Phoenix Buchanan : But! I do have a little bit of good news that might turn your frown, upside down.
Mary Brown : Oh yes?
Phoenix Buchanan : It looks - fingers, fingers. Fingers - as though the funding may be coming through for my one-man show.
Mary Brown : Oh. Right.
Phoenix Buchanan : It's an evening of monologue and song featuring some of my better-known characters. Would you like a little preview?
Phoenix Buchanan : Oh, well that sounds entirely... plausible.
Henry Brown : Does it? Great! Well, I'm delighted to say that everything seems tickety-boo.
Phoenix Buchanan : Wonderful.
Henry Brown : So! I'll nip back to the office and get the boys to type that up ASAP. And we'll hope to see you soon!
Phoenix Buchanan : Indeed! Perhaps next time, *not* in your pyjamas.
Mary Brown : [laughing] He's such a silly one!
Phoenix Buchanan : Now, now.