Jim Gaffigan: Van Helsing
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Quotes
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Van Helsing : I will hunt you for all eternity!
[crashes]
Van Helsing : I swear I will never rest until I destroy you!
[crashes again]
Van Helsing : And... !
[falls]
Van Helsing : Every!
[gets hit]
Van Helsing : Other!
[gets trapped]
Van Helsing : Monster!
[gets hit again]
Van Helsing : If it's the last thing!
[gets hit by a cartwheel of berries]
Van Helsing : I!
[gets punched in the face]
Van Helsing : Ever!
[gets hit by a rock]
Van Helsing : DO!
[falls off a cliff]
Dracula : Boy, that guy is annoying!
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Van Helsing : It is I, Dracula, your greatest rival!
Dracula : Hmm... oh, yes! You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport.
Van Helsing : What? No!
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Van Helsing : Good evening, travelers! I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes, one of THE Van Helsings!
