- Clem Fandango: That's a cool hat. Are you DJing tonight?
- Danny Bear: Oh yeah. I'm dropping some MP3 bombs down at Hip-Hop Karaoke.
- Clem Fandango: What, the social?
- Danny Bear: No, no, above the multi-storey car park by the Westway... oh yeah, have you got any candies?
- Clem Fandango: Yeah, I've got loads, yeah. How many do you want?
- Danny Bear: Just a few. I'm pulling an all-nighter, so I'm thinking... six?
- [Clem gives the candies to Danny]
- Steven Toast: Can we get on with this?
- [Danny and Clem switch focus to Toast]
- Steven Toast: Or have I got to sit and listen to you two talk about leg warmers all day?
- Danny Bear: Sorry, man... oh Steven, do you want a cup of tea before we start? There's a hell of a lot to get through.
- Steven Toast: [Toast looks at an enormous pile of script paper] You're not lying. Jesus Christ! I mean, what the hell is this? The Bible?
- Danny Bear: That's exactly what it is. We're recording an audiobook of the Bible. What, did your agent not tell you?
- Steven Toast: No she didn't. And if she had had told me I'd be reading the Bible, I wouldn't have f***ing agreed to it.
- Clem Fandango: Hey Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?
- Steven Toast: Uh... not really, cock. Not with all this Bible paper soundproofing the booth!
- Danny Bear: [Denise arrives carrying 3 cups of tea on a tray] Oh cheers, Denise... oh, just a sec, um... which cup is Steven's?
- [Denise points out Toast's cup]
- Danny Bear: Yeah, well just leave them here. I'll take it in to him.
- Steven Toast: [Toast scrolls through the Bible script] What the f***?
- Clem Fandango: [Danny takes a drug out of a packet and puts it in Toast's cup] What, are you f***ing kidding me? Those pills are intense. He'll be chewing the carpet!
- Danny Bear: I'd better put another one in then.
- [Danny and Clem laugh quietly]
- Danny Bear: Shh...
- Steven Toast: Oi! Where's my cup of tea?
- Danny Bear: Coming...
- [brings Toast's tea to him]
- Steven Toast: [In the next scene, the Bible pages are scattered across the booth with weird writing on them, and Toast is seen standing up and drinking out of a large bottle of water] This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read. It's better than Shakespeare.
- [Danny and Clem start filming Toast]
- Steven Toast: And his ass was beautiful. I'll read this one again. Are we rolling? I love you.
- [laughs]
- Steven Toast: And I love you. And did I tell you that I love you? Sod this, let's go from the beginning.
- [Danny and Clem laugh at Toast]
- Steven Toast: Where...?
- [Toast searches through the scattered paper]