Private Life (2018)

Denis O'Hare: Dr. Dordick

Quotes 

• Dr. Dordick : [comparing semen to soda]  So, the seltzer comes from one place, the syrup comes from someplace else, and, together they make Mountain Dew, or Diet Coke, or what have you. But, if the pipe gets clogged, you don't get Mountain Dew. You just get seltzer.

• Dr. Dordick : Alright, let's get pregnant, shall we?