Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)

How Much Vomit? (2017)

Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond

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Quotes 

• Joel Hammond : So, who are you planning on eating, Loki? Because you are killing people, right? It's not all just singin' and dancin'.

  Loki Hayes : I made a deal with my old gang. They let me go, and if they need to get rid of a body, they leave it in my van in the Magic Mountain parking lot. By the way, that's like the third sketchiest thing happening in that parking lot.

• Sheila Hammond : This is a weird question, but did you happen to find something that looked like a small red ball?

  Esther : No.

  Sheila Hammond , Joel Hammond : [both sigh in relief] 

  Esther : Just this medium red ball.

  Sheila Hammond : Oh, my God.

  Joel Hammond : I'd call that small, Esther.

  Esther : Maybe. I have little hands.

  Joel Hammond : Still!

  Sheila Hammond : Did he leave anything else?

  Esther : Notebook. I will not guess its size.

  Joel Hammond : That's medium!

• Joel Hammond : [dumping bag of items from shopping bag onto bed]  I think we bought too much stuff.

  Sheila Hammond : We've never killed a dead person before. I don't know how to shop for that.

  Joel Hammond : You could start by staying out of the cosmetics aisle.

  Sheila Hammond : I needed a brush.

  Joel Hammond : Just once I'd like to come home from a store with only the stuff on our list.

  Sheila Hammond : Oh, I don't remember a men's manicure kit being on our list.

  Joel Hammond : Now I don't have to borrow yours. Look, the whole system broke down after you bought the brush. I just embraced the chaos.

• Sheila Hammond : We have to kill him. It's our only way out.

  Joel Hammond : I know.

  Sheila Hammond : So why did we come upstairs?

  Joel Hammond : To get our weapons.

  Sheila Hammond : You mean the ones we weren't going to use so I put them back in the kitchen and the garage?

  Joel Hammond : Yes, those!

  Sheila Hammond : Don't you get upset with me. You're the one who bought me that Japanese tidying-up book.

  Joel Hammond : I just wanted your shoes out of the hallway.

• Joel Hammond : I have a question. In your notebook, it says you "must kill" tonight at 8:00? Who were you planning on killing, Loki?

  Loki Hayes : Everyone.

  Joel Hammond : Jesus!

  Loki Hayes : With my music. I was actualizing what I wanted to happen in my performance. And it worked. A couple from Chatsworth bought my CD.

  Sheila Hammond : That's wonderful! I want one.

  Loki Hayes : [gives Sheila his CD] 

  Sheila Hammond : Oh! "Loki: So Alive." I love it.