The Lion King (2019)

Amy Sedaris: Guinea Fowl

Quotes 

• Timon : [Timon and Pumbaa reveal Simba a gorgeous rift-jungle panorama: waterfalls, woods, distant mountains, lush lakes and rivers]  Welcome to our humble home.

  Young Simba : You live here?

  Timon : Well, we live wherever we want.

  Pumbaa : We do as we please.

  Young Simba : It's beautiful!

  Pumbaa : That's really nice, huh?

  Timon : Everyone, this is Simba!

  Guinea Fowl : That, my friend, is a lion!

  Bush Baby : What 'bout food? Have you thought 'bout feeding that thing?

  Young Simba : Yeah, I'm starved. I could eat a whole zebra.

  Timon : [under his breath]  Oh, here we go.

  [to Simba] 

  Timon : Uh, no-no-no, kid. Uh, we're fresh out of zebra.

  Young Simba : Any antelope?

  Impala : Uh-oh.

  Timon : No, listen, kid. If you want to live with us, you have to eat like us.

  Guinea Fowl : And most importantly: not eat us

  Timon : This looks like a good spot to rustle up some grub.

  [Stopping in front of a log, Pumbaa forces it up with his snout, revealing many insects] 

  Young Simba : [disgusted]  Ewww. What's that?

  Elephant Shrew : This one's got the nuttiness.

  Timon : Mmmm... now that's what I call slimy.

  Pumbaa : [slurps up dozen of the bugs]  Slimy, yet satisfying.

  Timon : Mmmm! Extra crunchy.

  Pumbaa : They're local.

  Timon : Oh, are they?

  Pumbaa : They're from right there.

  Timon : I'm tellin' ya, kid, this is the great life. No rules. No responsibilities.

  [notices a nearby caterpillar] 

  Timon : Oooh! The little cream-filled kind! I love it!

  Pumbaa : Those are good. Those are the best.

  Timon : [offers the caterpillar to Simba]  Well, kid?

  Young Simba : Oh, well. Hakuna Matata.

  [gulps up the caterpillar, then swallows it indisposed, he yet looks more cheerful] 

  Young Simba : Slimy, yet satisfying

  Timon : [excited]  That's it!