The Magicians (TV Series)

Cheat Day (2017)

Jason Ralph: Quentin Coldwater

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• Quentin Coldwater : Is everybody out here really so lifeless?

  Emily Greenstreet : Yes, we are. We are. That's why we drink.

  Quentin Coldwater : Well I drank just fine as a magician.

  Emily Greenstreet : Yeah because your world was so overwhelming and scary and you needed a break from it all. Now you're going to drink because each day is so goddamn dull and that takes a lot more booze.

• Emily Greenstreet : Were you masturbating in your office?

  Quentin Coldwater : NO!

  Emily Greenstreet : Whatever. I do.

  Quentin Coldwater : What is this place?

• Ardian : What are you still doing here?

  Quentin Coldwater : I'm just finishing up.

  Ardian : Gonna jerk it? Break in the office?

  Quentin Coldwater : No. What? No, I'm-...

  Ardian : It's the only place I can. Wife and two kids? No privacy at home.

  Quentin Coldwater : I'm not doing *that* here.

  Ardian : Just saying. It's no judgment.