The Suicide Squad (2021)
Joel Kinnaman: Colonel Rick Flag
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Quotes
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Harley Quinn : TDK stands for The Detachable Kid?
[sees TDK remove his arms and levitate them to soldiers and slap them mediocrely]
Harley Quinn : What the fuck?
Rick Flag : I didn't pick the damn team!
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Rick Flag : Alright, who ate all the fucking empanadas?
Bloodsport : I had the chicken. Mine were very good.
Rick Flag : All right, here's the deal. We fail the mission, you die.
Bloodsport : We find out any information you give is is false, you die.
Harley Quinn : If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick Flag : What? No.
Harley Quinn : If you mismatch blacks, you die.
Rick Flag : No!
Harley Quinn : If you cough without covering your mouth...
Rick Flag : Harley. Those last three aren't things. Although, probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.
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Blackguard : [looks at Weasel] Is this thing a dog?
Captain Boomerang : A dog? What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?
T.D.K. : I'm gonna go with Afghan hound!
Harley Quinn : Oh my god, you're a werewolf?
Blackguard : YOU STUCK ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF? YO MAN LET ME OUT!
[struggles to get free]
Rick Flag : Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, he's a weasel! He's harmless! I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children, but, you know...
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Rick Flag : [to Ratcatcher II] Ratatouille, what do you got?
Ratcatcher II : [looking through binoculars and interpreting Sebastian's hand signal as Sebastian is peeking through the window] Third floor hallway's clear. Abner?
Polka-Dot Man : There doesn't seem to be any incoming traffic.
King Shark : [on radio] Bird.
Rick Flag : Nanaue, stay off the comm!
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Rick Flag : Peacemaker... what a joke.
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Peacemaker : You gotta be kidding me! You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?
Bloodsport : This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?
Rick Flag : We don't leave one of our own behind!
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Peacemaker : Hey Norman Bates, if that shits contagious, we need to know.
Polka-Dot Man : It's not.
Peacemaker : What is it?
Polka-Dot Man : It's an interdimensional virus
Peacemaker : Fuck is that?
Polka-Dot Man : My mother was a scientist at STAR Labs, and she was obsessed with turning me and my brothers and sisters into superheroes. She infected me. Now, if i don't, you know, expel the dots twice a day..
Bloodsport : Then what?
Polka-Dot Man : They'll eat me alive.
Rick Flag : What happened to your brothers and sisters?
Polka-Dot Man : Some lived. Some died.
Ratcatcher II : And your mom, where is she now?
Polka-Dot Man : Everywhere.
[From his pov he sees everyone as his mother]
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Rick Flag : Fire on three, two...
Harley Quinn : What are you guys doing?
Rick Flag : You. We're here to save you.
Harley Quinn : You were going to save me?
Rick Flag : It was a really good plan too.
Harley Quinn : Well, I could go back inside, and you can still do it.
Bloodsport : That's patronizing. What's with the javelin?
Harley Quinn : I'm waiting for God to tell me.
Bloodsport : Jesus Christ.
Harley Quinn : Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.
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Bloodsport : What's the plan?
Rick Flag : How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker : You're the leader! You're supposed to be decisive!
Bloodsport : And I'm deciding that you should eat a big bag of dicks!
Peacemaker : If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!"
Ratcatcher II : Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
Peacemaker : Who knows why madmen do what they do?
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Thinker : Unclench your fucking pearls, Flag! We serve the same master!
Ratcatcher II : We were sent here to stop you!
Thinker : Child, your government didn't send you here to protect the world from alien technology, your government sent you here to cover up their part in it!
Rick Flag : You're a goddamn liar!
Thinker : American goddamn astronauts found Starro! Yankee fucking doodle dandies! Although the Cold War was ended, your government saw the potential in weaponizing such a powerful beast. But banish the thought of any such experiments being held on American soil!
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Rick Flag : Did anyone check on whether the weasel could swim?
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Rick Flag : Here's to being alive in thee hours
Bloodsport : I'll be alive. You speak for yourself.
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Peacemaker : [about Harley] you got to be kidding me. You're going to risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.
Bloodsport : This is coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?
Peacemaker : It's not a toilet seat. It's a beacon of freedom.
Rick Flag : We don't leave one of our own behind.
Peacemaker : You're okay with this?
Bloodsport : No, but I've been around Flag when he's got a rag in his mouth. Best not to tug it.
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Rick Flag : I joined the army to serve my country, not be its damn puppet!
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Rick Flag : [to Thinker] Alright, here's the deal. We fail the mssion, you die.
Bloodsport : We find out any information you give us is false, you die.
Harley Quinn : If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick Flag : What? No.
Harley Quinn : If you mismatch blacks, you die.
Rick Flag : No.
Harley Quinn : If you cough without covering your mouth...
Rick Flag : Harley, those last three aren't things. Although probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.
Thinker : This is suicide.
Rick Flag : Well, that's kind of our thing.
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Rick Flag : Good God.
Thinker : If God existed, wouldn't this be proof that he wasn't good at all? Oh please, unclutch your fucking pearls, Flag. We serve the same master.
Ratcatcher II : We were sent here to stop you.
Thinker : Child, your government didn't send you here to protect the world from alien technology. Your government sent you here to cover up their part in it.
Rick Flag : You're a goddamn liar.
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Emilia Harcourt : Zero-two-two-seven is wide open.
John Economos : Colonel, dispatch The Detachable Kid.
Rick Flag : TDK, two o'clock.
Harley Quinn : TDK is The Detachable Kid? What the fuck?
Rick Flag : I didn't pick the damn team!
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Rick Flag : Alright, who ate all the fucking empanadas?
Bloodsport : Mine were very good. I had the chicken.
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Rick Flag : Of course, I should have known. Waller's always got a backup.
Peacemaker : Come on, man. This isn't personal.
Rick Flag : Holding a gun on me is pretty fucking personal.
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Blackguard : Yo is this a dog?
Captain Boomerang : What!
Blackguard : Is this thing a dog?
Captain Boomerang : A dog what kind of dog do you think it is mate?
Blackguard : I don't know I'm not familiar with all the breeds.
T.D.K. : I'm gonna go with Afghan hound.
Captain Boomerang : Since when does an Afghan hound have bloody thumbs!
Harley Quinn : Oh my god is it a werewolf? I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever!
Blackguard : Yo he's turning into a werewolf dude let me out not a fucking werewolf!
Rick Flag : Hey hey he's not a werewolf ok he's a weasel he's harmless. I mean not harmless he's killed 27 children.
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Rick Flag : Savant. Or would you rather be called Durlin?
Savant : I'd rather not be called at all. But I'll do anything to get out of this hellhole.
Rick Flag : Well, welcome to anything.
Savant : So this is the famous Suicide Squad.
Rick Flag : Well, we consider that term degrading. The official term is Task Force X and love them or hate them, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days. Captain Boomerang. Blackguard. Mongal. Javelin. TDK. Weasel. And of course...
Harley Quinn : Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.
Rick Flag : Good to know.
Captain Boomerang : What are you doing back in prison, Harls?
Harley Quinn : I got road rage. In a bank.
