Aunt Despair tells her adorable niece about a time long ago when the Nostalgia Critic reviewed Balto, that mid-90s animated movie about that dog. Despite the many moments of incredulity the film exhibits, it was based...BASED on a true story, with many, many creative liberties taken because why not?
Did You Know?
When Balto and the other dogs are running through a cave, the Critic mentions that they're attacked by "giant killer icicles", but they are actually stalactites. See more
I'm gonna fold you five ways... and leave you for a cat toy!
Then you'll be a part of awkward punchlines like this!
[the clip with the squeaky cat toy plays
References The Lego Batman Movie