- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, I don't need your help anymore.
- Chloe Decker: Then why are you still here?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Because this case matters to you. Therefore it matters to me. We- we're partners, Detective.
- Marcus Pierce: I have walked this Earth for thousands of years. I have seen everything, I have done everything. I have watched everything I've ever known turn to ashes over and over again.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, it's almost like you're in...
- Marcus Pierce: Hell? Yeah.
- Linda Martin: Maybe, if you thought about how your actions affected her, she might be more receptive to how you feel.
- Lucifer Morningstar: So what you're saying is I need to make it all about her for a change?
- Linda Martin: Exactly.
- Lucifer Morningstar: And then she can make it all about me. That is brilliant, Doctor.
- [Leaves]
- Linda Martin: ...Should've seen that one coming.
- Chloe Decker: Look, I know what you're doing.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Being the most selfless devil you've ever met?
- Lucifer Morningstar: [after re-arranging Chloe's desk] I'm particularly proud of the new filing system, complete with a "Sexy Victims" pile, "Obvious Killers" pile. And "Boring Crimes" pile, to be ignored, of course.
- Charlotte: If I fell apart every time a man told me the he didn't like what I was doing, I'd be in a million pieces right now.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You've managed to offend the detective more than anyone, to the point where she actually divorced you. Yet, you always seem to bounce back. How?
- Dan Espinoza: Okay, first off... Our divorce was mutual.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I don't understand why she won't help me.
- Linda Martin: May I remind you that you did break her trust and kidnap a man while working on a case together.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, technically, we kidnapped each other.
- Marcus Pierce: I'm still human. I still feel all the pain that comes with death. It's just the wounds heal.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Sounds like a bitch.
- Marcus Pierce: Yeah, well, I don't have to tell you what sort of sick sense of humor your father has.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You may have crossed paths with God, but you certainly never made a deal with the devil now, did you?
- Chloe Decker: All he has to do is get the Orcas riled enough that they try and rough him up. He yells the safe word, we move in, it's a piece of cake.
- Dan Espinoza: Although, I don't know how I'm supposed to get "surfs up" casually in a sentence. I mean, maybe we should consider using a different safe word.