The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Stockholm Syndrome (2019)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Now, Michael, mommy and daddy are going away for a couple days, so if you're gonna say your first words, you gotta do it now or wait 'till we get back.
Howard Wolowitz : [leading Halley out of the bathroom] Somebody just peed in the big girl potty.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, I'm so proud! It was her, right?
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Sheldon Cooper : As a reminder, Penny, there's free alcohol in business class; don't abuse it.
Penny Hofstadter : Relax. I'm not gonna drink.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why? You pregnant?
Penny Hofstadter : [scoffing and laughing it off] Wha...? No. No. I just, you know, I don't... I don't like to drink when I fly.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Please. I've seen you drink in the shower.
Howard Wolowitz : You guys have showered together?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sometimes, you're just... ick.
Howard Wolowitz : That wasn't a "no".
Sheldon Cooper : All right, well, we should head out now if we're gonna get to the airport six hours before boarding.
[everyone moves to leave]
Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me? Hello? What did we just learn about the end of business meetings?
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, my god.
[they all groan and shake hands]
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Howard Wolowitz : I was just looking at the map. Couldn't help thinking: we're here, and they're there, and if anything happened, we'd have to go here to get all the way back there.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why are you trying to freak me out?
Howard Wolowitz : This is our vacation. I thought we should do things together.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard, the kids are okay.
Howard Wolowitz : How do you know that?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I just know. A mother knows.
Howard Wolowitz : So what, now the Force is with you?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Let's see.
[waving her hand, a la the Jedi mind trick]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is not the woman you want to annoy.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Why didn't you tell me?
Penny Hofstadter : I didn't tell anybody.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm not anybody. I'm your best friend.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [approaching] What's going on?
Amy Farrah Fowler : She's pregnant.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's fantastic!
[hitting Penny]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why didn't you tell me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : She didn't tell me, either.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : But I'm her best friend.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [sardonic laugh] We'll get into that later.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hi, Stuart, just checking in. Seeing if everything's okay.
Stuart Bloom : Oh, yeah, we're having fun. Me, Halley, and Denise played hide and seek all day.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, that's nice.
Stuart Bloom : Yeah. I found Denise right away.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Where was Halley hiding?
Stuart Bloom : Uh, the important thing is she's not there now.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : So everyone's happy and healthy?
Stuart Bloom : Well, that depends.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What's that mean?
Stuart Bloom : Uh... how many teeth did Halley have when you left?
Howard Wolowitz : All of them.
Stuart Bloom : Oh, yeah, that's-that's what I was afraid of.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What happened?
Stuart Bloom : Um, well, all right. Um, Michael had a little fever last night.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Michael had a fever?
Stuart Bloom : Do you want to hear about Halley or not?
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Howard Wolowitz : What happened, Stuart?
Stuart Bloom : He was running a little fever, nothing to worry about. And Halley, bless her heart, wanted to bring him his boo-boo bear, so she climbed over the safety rail and... took a little tumble down the stairs.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : She fell down the stairs?
Stuart Bloom : [stammering] She rolled down the stairs, laughing the whole time. Anyway, when she got to the bottom, there was a tooth missing.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, Stuart!
Stuart Bloom : She's fine! She thought it was funny.
Howard Wolowitz : Did you at least save it for the Tooth Fairy?
Stuart Bloom : No, we couldn't find it. We have a theory about where it is, but it'll take six to eight hours to confirm. Speaking of which, where do you keep the spaghetti strainer?
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Howard Wolowitz : You still feel good about leaving them with Stuart and Denise for a couple days?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I guess. I just hope we don't miss Michael's first words.
Howard Wolowitz : Or Stuart's last words.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You realize it's been years since we've gotten away, just the two of us.
Howard Wolowitz : I know. I can't wait. Fancy hotel room. The big bed.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah. We're gonna sleep our asses off.
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Howard Wolowitz : How you doing?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Fine. Why?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, this is the furthest we've ever been away from the kids. I was just checking to see if you're okay.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm on my second "Jack Reacher". I'm doing great.