Whilst staying at Balmoral Kate, having seen 'Train-spotting', successfully cures the Scottish drugs problem by taking heroin on-line and Wills has a romantic encounter with a disguised Nicola Sturgeon, the SNP leader, which changes her mind regarding Scots independence. PM Theresa May also arrives, canvassing to keep Scotland in the United Kingdom, and Camilla sets out to kill her, thus giving Charles ultimate power, and appears to succeed. Less successful are Fergie and her daughters in their bid to seduce Canadian premier Justin Trudeau but Pippa has more luck in splitting Harry from Meghan, who has landed a role in television soap 'Hollyoaks'.
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At one point, the character of Justin Trudeau talks about the 'embassy'. Canada, as other members of the Commonwealth, does not have an embassy in London, but a High Commission. See more
I wouldn't put your husband in charge of a compost heap.
I happen to have three compost heaps, only two of which caught fire.