The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Seth Rogen: Donkey Kong
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Quotes
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Donkey Kong : [after Bowser is shrunk] Ha! He got the blue mushroom!
Mario : [to Peach] Eh? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle.
Princess Peach : [giggles] Not bad, mustache.
[turns to Luigi]
Princess Peach : And Luigi? You're so brave.
Luigi : Oh, uh, thanks. It's kinda my thing.
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Donkey Kong : It's on like Donkey Kong!
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Donkey Kong : I'm D.K! I'm Donkey Kong!
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Donkey Kong : [from trailer] Okay, now you die.
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Donkey Kong : Mario... You saved my life.
Mario : Well, I won't tell anyone.
Donkey Kong : Good, please don't!
Mario : Okay.
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Donkey Kong : So this is the end: being slowly digested by an eel next to an idiot in overalls.
Mario : At least your brother isn't gonna die because of you!
Donkey Kong : Least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke!
Mario : [sadly] Yeah well my dad thinks I'm a joke too.
Donkey Kong : Yeah, well... Your dad's right!
Mario : You know what? I feel bad enough! Just- Just leave me alone!
Donkey Kong : I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant!
Mario : Just go in a corner and SMASH some stuff, smash monkey!
Donkey Kong : [upset, throws a temper tantrum] I... am... more... than a guy... who smashes things!
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Princess Peach : Is there anything like this in your world?
Mario : What?
Princess Peach : [a little louder] Is there anything like this in your world?
Mario : [laughs] No. We don't drive on rainbows.
Princess Peach : What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?
Mario : No, no. They're usually pets.
Princess Peach : [surprised, smiles] No way!
Mario : Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.
Princess Peach : [giggles] Maybe I will.
Donkey Kong : [rudely interrupts again to annoy Mario] Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!
Mario : Jeez, I was just trying to be nice!
Donkey Kong : You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!
Toad : Yes she would! I guarantee she would!
Princess Peach : Guys, enough!
Donkey Kong : Alright, alright.
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Princess Peach : That was incredible! He kept beating you senseless and you just kept getting back up? You just don't know when to quit!
Mario : Huh. I never thought of it as a good thing.
Princess Peach : It's a great thing.
Mario : [touched] Thanks.
Donkey Kong : [interrupts Mario and Peach's moment] I let him win, just for the record!
Mario : [unconvinced] Really, though? Why would you do that?
Donkey Kong : You wanna know why? It's MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!
[throws a barrel at Mario, who ducks]
Mario : [trying to stand up to Donkey Kong] Alright, giant monkey!
Cranky Kong : [hits both Mario and Donkey Kong with his walking cane] ENOUGH! Get inside!
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Mario : Had enough?
Donkey Kong : [dazed] Not... even... close.
[Mario grabs his tie to save him from falling to his death]
Mario : I'll take that as a yes.
[helps Donkey Kong up, who collapses and loses the fight]
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Donkey Kong : [powers up with a Fire Flower] Yes! Fire!
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Cranky Kong : You did good, kid! Make your pecs dance. You deserve it!
Donkey Kong : No time now, definitely later!
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Cranky Kong : Enough with the showboating!
Donkey Kong : What do you mean? They like it! It's what they came here for: dancing pecs!
[does a chest dance]
Cranky Kong : [to the crowd] Okay, simmer down.
[the crowd continues to chant]
Cranky Kong : I said simmer down!
[everyone except for Diddy Kong stops chanting]
Cranky Kong : That means you, Diddy Kong!
