Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (2017 Video)
Jess Harnell: Grandpa Joe, Bill, the Candy Shop Owner
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Quotes
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Grandpa Joe : Excuse me, Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka : I'm incredibly busy, sir.
Grandpa Joe : But, what about Charlie's lifetime supply of chocolate? When does he get it?
Willy Wonka : He doesn't.
Grandpa Joe : What? Why not?
Willy Wonka : Because, he broke the factory rules.
Grandpa Joe : What factory rules?
[to Charlie]
Grandpa Joe : We didn't see any rules.
[He stands up to Joe, angrily]
Willy Wonka : Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37 of the contract signed by him, all offers shall become null and void, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... you stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks! And to make matters worse...
[opens the half door, sees Tom, Jerry and Tuffy]
Willy Wonka : You allowed a cat into my factory! A cat, and his two filthy mice friends! Now, the entire factory will have to be sterilized! So, you get NOTHING! You lose! Good day, sir!
[returns to his work]
Grandpa Joe : You're a cheat! How can you build a little boy's hopes and then... disappoint him like this?
Willy Wonka : [to Joe, angry] I said GOOD DAY!
[returns to his work]
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Willy Wonka : So, Charlie? How do you like my factory?
Charlie Bucket : Mr. Wonka, it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.
Willy Wonka : I'm very happy to hear you say that. Because, I'm giving to you.
[Charlie gasps]
Grandpa Joe : You're giving the factory to Charlie?
Willy Wonka : Absolutely. You can move in immediately. You and your entire family, you can bring them all. Even Tom and Jerry.
[Tom and Jerry flips and high fives]
Charlie Bucket : Wow! I still can't believe this is happening.
Willy Wonka : You know what happens to the boy, who suddenly got everything he ever wanted.
Charlie Bucket : What?
Willy Wonka : He lived happily ever after.
[Charlie laughs and gives Wonka a hug]
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[Willy Wonka sees a lickable wallpaper with a cat hair, shocked and gasped]
Willy Wonka : My wall! My beautiful, beautiful licking wall!
[uses his magnifying glass, takes his cat hair]
Willy Wonka : Is this... cat fur? Now, the factory will have to be triple sanitized! Whoever is responsible will be permanently banished from the premises forever, permanently!
[Charlie and Grandpa Joe pause, He comes to Willy Wonka]
Grandpa Joe : Aw, that's not cat fur, Mr. Wonka. Some of my mustache came off when I was licking this wall.
[He sees his mustache with his magnifying glass, to him]
Willy Wonka : Are you sure?
Grandpa Joe : Absolutely.
[takes the cat and puts it on, sneezes and then smiles at him]
Willy Wonka : My mistake. Please, forgive me.
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Bill, the Candy Shop Owner : [to Charlie] One Wonka bar it is.
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Charlie Bucket : Cabbage soup? Is that your supper, Grandpa?
Grandpa Joe : Well, it's everyone's supper, Charlie.
Charlie Bucket : I'm tired of cabbage water. Tonight, we're gonna have a real banquet.
[pulls out loaf of bread out of his bag]
Charlie Bucket : Look.
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Charlie Bucket : Look, everyone! The 5th golden ticket is mine!
Grandpa Joe : You're kidding, Charlie. They're all gone.
Charlie Bucket : Read it, Grandpa.
Grandpa Joe : Greetings to you the lucky winner of this golden ticket from Mr. Willy Wonka. Bring this ticket to my factory at 10:00 in the morning on October the 1st and do not be late. One member of your own family may accompany you. A day of unimaginable surprises awaits you both. Charlie, it's real! You did it!
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Grandpa Joe : You see, Charlie, no one's seen Mr. Wonka since he locked himself in his own factory years and years ago. But he still keeps putting out the most delicious, the most incredible candy anyone can imagine.
Charlie Bucket : But, Grandpa, why did Mr. Wonka lock himself up in his own factory?
Grandpa Joe : Because of Slugworth. Slugworth wanted to steal all his recipes; every last one. Oh, that Slugworth. He was the worst. And it was on that fateful day that Wonka closed the gates of the factory. And since then, no one ever comes out. And no one ever comes in.
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Grandpa Joe : [after hearing the news about the final golden ticket on TV] Turn it off. Poor Charlie. Little boy's gotta have some hope in this world. What hope's he got left now?
Mrs. Bucket : We shouldn't tell Charlie tonight.
Grandpa Joe : Yeah. Let the boy sleep. Let him dream.
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Mrs. Bucket : Charlie's late tonight.
Grandpa Joe : He works too hard for a boy his age. He needs more time to play.
Mrs. Bucket : With none of you out of bed in 20 years, it takes a lot to keep us all going.
Grandpa Joe : One day, I'm gonna get out of this bed and help him.
Mrs. Bucket : Oh, Dad, you've been saying that for years.
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Mrs. Bucket : [seeing the loaf of bread] Charlie, where did you get this?
Charlie Bucket : I bought it with my salary. I had two of them, but I gave one to some new friends.
Mrs. Bucket : That was very generous of you, Charlie.
Grandpa Joe : Well, I just hope these new friends of yours appreciate it.
