- Oliver Queen: I can't believe you're really doing this.
- Barry Allen: Yeah, man. What can I say? I got the girl. And so did you. You ever think about making it official?
- Oliver Queen: Again? Yeah. Um... I think that with everything going on right now, it's just not the... it's not the right time.
- Barry Allen: You love her?
- Oliver Queen: I love her so much.
- Barry Allen: Put a ring on her. People like us are always gonna be getting into trouble, right? Having someone we love by our side just makes getting out of that trouble that much easier. We have something to fight for. If I can have my happy ending, so can you. I promise.
- Oliver Queen: I'm supposed to be the all-knowing mentor.
- Barry Allen: I have been known to catch up.
- [Oliver grins and leaves]
- Barry Allen: What's wrong? You didn't react to my joke. Oh, that's fine. He got it.
- Kara Danvers: This is really nice. Thanks for having us.
- Barry Allen: Of course. Um, actually, I wanted to ask you for a favor. By the way, your sister seems to be tipping the elbow pretty heavy.
- Kara Danvers: It's fine.
- Barry Allen: Oh.
- Kara Danvers: No one can drink Alex under a table. She's just had a rough go lately.
- Barry Allen: She's not the only one, I'm guessing. I just notice you don't have your plus-one with you.
- Kara Danvers: Well... I am plus-zero these days.
- Barry Allen: I'm sorry. What happened with Mon-El?
- Kara Danvers: What didn't happen? The end of the world.
- Barry Allen: Faced it three times.
- Kara Danvers: Time travel.
- Barry Allen: I've been there a lot.
- Kara Danvers: He's married to someone else.
- Barry Allen: Oh. That's... I got nothing for that. I'm sorry.
- Kara Danvers: I mean, it's my own fault. I keep forgetting that my life should only be about Supergirl, but then... you know, life keeps finding a way to remind me.
- Felicity Smoak: Hey, Oliver, we gotta talk. Earth to Oliver.
- Green Arrow: [with each blow] I'm. A little. Busy. Right. Now.
- Felicity Smoak: Well, it's not like you're dealing with Damien Darhk. I mean, these are just some ninjas.
- Green Arrow: If you were here, you might have a little more respect for "just some ninjas".
- Felicity Smoak: Okay, this is serious. Barry and Iris need to know if we're going to their wedding.
- Green Arrow: Of course we're going.
- Felicity Smoak: Yes! Okay, so I'll RSVP yes, then.
- Green Arrow: Barring further ninjas.
- Felicity Smoak: Perfect.
- Barry Allen: You know, I mean, I've been in love with Iris since I was ten. How am I supposed to fit all that love into one vow? I've already written thirty-eight pages. Single-spaced.
- Oliver Queen: You could always speed read it.
- Barry Allen: No. No one would understand me. I don't know what to do, man. I need help.
- Oliver Queen: Barry, when you're... when you're up there, and you look into her eyes...
- Barry Allen: [seeing Oliver in his tuxedo] Damn.
- Oliver Queen: ...the words will come. And if they don't, the look on your face will tell her everything that she needs to know.
- Alex Danvers: I'm scrambling a strike team.
- J'onn J'onzz: There's no time. She's on her own. Supergirl? Identify the threat so we can help you fight it.
- Winn Schott: Whatever it is, it came out of deep orbit, and it is mad.
- J'onn J'onzz: It's alien?
- Winn Schott: Well, it's definitely not NASA.
- Alex Danvers: Is it Zarnian?
- Winn Schott: Or Hellgrammite.
- Supergirl: Dominator. These guys are so last year.
- Joe West: What could I possibly say about Barry and Iris that everyone in this room doesn't already know? How they're special, and kind, and brave. But we all know that, so... I'm gonna talk to you all about somebody you might not know. Me. For the longest time, I have... been happy just to be dad to these two, and then Wally comes along, and... and then watching them face what they have in the last few years with grace and trust and love, so much love. You see two people who love like that, and you want it, too.
- Cecile Horton: [he reaches for her hand] Oh. I'm in the speech.
- Joe West: Yes, you are. So, Barry, Iris, thank you for showing me how to love again. For showing me that love is the most important thing we have. I love you guys.
- Cisco Ramon: Never pegged you as a wedding guy.
- Mick Rory: I never pass up on a free buffet.
- [taking Cisco's beer]
- Mick Rory: Or an open bar.
- Kara Danvers: What was the favor you wanted to ask me?
- Barry Allen: Um... the last adventure that we had together, I learned about a very cool, new non-superpower ability that you have.
- Kara Danvers: Yes?
- Barry Allen: I was wondering if you might mind breaking it out?
- Kara Danvers: You...
- Alex Danvers: It was not what it sounded like.
- Kara Danvers: ...didn't.
- Alex Danvers: I... I did. I did. Like, twice, I think. Three times.
- [Kara cackles with laughter]
- Alex Danvers: Oh, my god! What did I do? What did I do? Do you know... do you know what I did?
- Kara Danvers: Not the specifics, no.
- Alex Danvers: Look, I had a one-night stand!
- Kara Danvers: You did.
- Alex Danvers: Kara, it's horrible! I'm terrible. It's such a guy thing to do. I am a horrible, terrible... guy.
- Kara Danvers: No, you're a healthy, single lady, and you just had a really great time at a wedding. There's nothing wrong with that. You didn't do anything wrong.
- Alex Danvers: I didn't.
- Kara Danvers: No, and Sara's awesome. Except for the fact that she's an assassin.
- Alex Danvers: She's an assassin?
- Kara Danvers: Mm-hmm.
- Alex Danvers: Sassy
- [giggles]
- Alex Danvers: assassin.
- Kara Danvers: Get into the church now.
- Cisco Ramon: I call it... the calm after the Firestorm.
- Jefferson Jackson: What is it?
- Dr. Harry Wells: It's efficient decelerating serum.
- Cisco Ramon: It's... it's... it's a cure? We've spent months trying to devise a solution to neutralize the Firestorm matrix.
- Jefferson Jackson: How to separate ourselves without blowing up.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Or switching bodies. We read your notes.
- [to Stein]
- Dr. Harry Wells: Although, why you wouldn't want to switch bodies with him is beyond me.
- Sara Lance: [awkwardly making conversation the morning after a romantic tryst] How's your butt? I heard you fall out of bed this morning, and it sounded like it hurt.
- Alex Danvers: Yeah. A little.
- Wedding Planner: Welcome to the West/Allen wedding. Can I show you to your seat? Are you here for the bride or groom?
- Mick Rory: Well, considering I've tried to kill the groom a couple of times, it's probably best I, uh, sit on the bride's side.
- Cisco Ramon: What Squidward here means to say is we took the data you extrapolated from Newton and Curie and Galileo.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Hacks, every one of them.
- Cisco Ramon: And we ran it through a Conway class nucleodynamic synthesizer.
- [Stein and Jax stare at them blankly]
- Cisco Ramon: Hold your applause, I only built it myself.
- Dr. Harry Wells: First off, nobody was clapping. Second, that explains why you couldn't splice a proton from a neutrino field.
- Cisco Ramon: I'll splice a proton from your neutrino field.
- Dr. Harry Wells: [stressing the plural] Fields. Fields. I've got... I've got a million fields.
- Cisco Ramon: Really? Are all your fields this unbearable?
- Kara Danvers: I'm not the only one on that invitation.
- Alex Danvers: You're right. This is... this is not a time for us to go out, or have any fun. This is our time to wallow, to drown our sorrows, and put on break-up weight.
- Kara Danvers: No.
- Alex Danvers: I was just kidding. I know that you are incapable of putting on weight, which I totally resent.
- Kara Danvers: I mean we are not going to just sit here and wallow. We are going to get ourselves out of this funk and off of this couch, and we're going to get our mojo back.
- Alex Danvers: Wait, what are we doing?
- Kara Danvers: [with the inter-dimensional extrapolater Cisco gave her, she opens a portal to Earth-1] We're going to that wedding.
- Clarissa Stein: You're late, as usual.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Sorry. I had to change.
- Lily Stein: Don't you have a time machine?
- Dr. Martin Stein: Yes. Very droll.
- Cisco Ramon: [to Caitlin after Earth X-ers crash the wedding] I think it's time you introduced these guys to your mean roommate.
- Killer Frost: [after transforming] Where does she get these outfits?
- Iris West: Barry, we have a major problem.
- The Flash: [fighting King Shark] Yeah, fighting it right now.
- Iris West: No, no. It's about our wedding.
- The Flash: This is not the best time.
- Iris West: Well, the caterers need a final count tomorrow morning, and not everyone has RSVPed yet.
- The Flash: [insulted] Who hasn't RSVPed?
- Oliver Queen: We should consider doing something along these lines.
- Felicity Smoak: Along what lines? What do you mean?
- Oliver Queen: I mean the... the friends and family, and crab cakes and toasts, and... those lines.
- Felicity Smoak: Oh, yeah? You want to have a rehearsal dinner? What exactly would we be rehearsing?
- Oliver Queen: The... we... the thing that we would do the next day.
- Felicity Smoak: Did I have some of Cisco's 10,000 proof cocktail that he gives to Barry so that he can get drunk, or are you asking me to marry you?
- Oliver Queen: What if I was?
- Felicity Smoak: Would...
- Oliver Queen: That was silly. I am... I am. I mean, I don't want to get down on a knee and make it overly formal because I'm a little bit sore from handling those ninjas...
- Felicity Smoak: Right.
- Oliver Queen: But... Felicity Megan Smoak, will you marry me?
- Felicity Smoak: No.
- Oliver Queen: No?
- Felicity Smoak: Yes.
- Oliver Queen: Yes?
- Felicity Smoak: No. No, no. No. "Yes" as in I meant "no". No, no. No.
- Oliver Queen: I'm not understanding what's going on here.
- Dr. Martin Stein: How do you account for the destabilization of the Firestorm matrix?
- Dr. Harry Wells, Cisco Ramon: We trick it.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Quark spheres. They'll convince the matrix that our genetic codes are connected, when in actuality, they're not. That's genius!
- Jefferson Jackson: A-and you're sure this will work? No powers for either of us?
- Cisco Ramon: Guaranteed to put out the "fire" in Firestorm.
- Dr. Harry Wells: One of you takes it...
- Cisco Ramon: Boom. You're back to your old selves.
- Dr. Harry Wells: [to Stein] No offense.
- Kara Danvers: Well, look what the cat dragged in.
- Alex Danvers: Why is it so bright here? I mean, don't they have clouds on this Earth?
- Kara Danvers: Where have you been?
- Alex Danvers: Jeez.
- Kara Danvers: Why didn't you come back to Joe's?
- Alex Danvers: I was out.
- Kara Danvers: Out? Out doing what?
- Alex Danvers: Jogging.
- Kara Danvers: Okay.
- Alex Danvers: Fully clothed. Why?
- Kara Danvers: Well, you had me so worried. You can't just disappear on another Earth.
- Alex Danvers: Look, I didn't do anything that I wouldn't have done on our Earth.
- Kara Danvers: Okay.
- Alex Danvers: Per se.
- Captain David Singh: [next to Rory at the church] Do I know you?
- Mick Rory: [shaking hands] I hate cops.
- Cecile Horton: [approaching] Hi, David.
- Captain David Singh: Hi, Cecile.
- Mick Rory: And lawyers.
- Rob: Friend from work?
- Captain David Singh: Not quite.
- Minister: Welcome to you all. I'm honored to be presiding over the wedding of Barry Allen and Iris West. Although I don't know them well, I know that this is a good match. How do I know that? Well, because of you. Because of all of you looking out at their friends and their family, and seeing the joy on all your faces, seeing how happy you are for them. Tells me everything I need to know. It tells me that these two people deserve to be together. They deserve to be happy and fulfilled, and they deserve a long life together. And now to the standard housekeeping. Does anyone have just cause why these two should not be married? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
- [the minister is blasted by a laser beam, and Earth X-ers enter]
- Overgirl: Peace is overrated.
- Iris West: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
- Oliver Queen: Nazis?
- Oliver Queen, Kara Danvers, Barry Allen: I hate Nazis.
- Joe West: [after walking Iris down the aisle] I wish your parents were here to see this.
- Barry Allen: They are.
- Dr. Martin Stein: May I ask why you're dressed like that?
- Caitlin Snow: Oh. I become Killer Frost whenever I'm angry or scared, and something tells me I'm gonna be both of those before this is all over.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Astonishing.
- Wally West: So, what's the game plan?
- Barry Allen: Well, there is none yet. Whoever attacked us knows who we are, so I think just get Joe and Cecile as far away as possible.
- Wally West: Oh, no way, man. I have to help out. Come on.
- Barry Allen: You're helping by keeping our family safe.
- Joe West: He's right. Until we know what these people want, nobody's safe.
- Mick Rory: I hate Nazis.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Their appearance seems quite a severe course of action in support of a cause that was defeated over seventy years ago.
- Barry Allen: Apparently they didn't know about the Yalta Conference.
- Mick Rory: What's a yalta?
- Kara Danvers: That woman didn't seem surprised to see me.
- Alex Danvers: How did she even know you were on this Earth?
- Barry Allen: And how was she as strong as you?
- Oliver Queen: That archer matched me, shot for shot.
- [looking at the surveillance video of Prometheus-X in the Pipeline]
- Oliver Queen: I think it's time we got some answers.
- Jefferson Jackson: Yeah, uh, he ain't exactly talking.
- Oliver Queen: So let's make him talk.
- [last lines]
- Dark Arrow: The Kryptonian was stronger than we anticipated.
- Overgirl: Next time, she won't be so lucky.
- Dark Flash: [zooming in] What did you do? *What did you do*? You were supposed to wait until we were ready before you attacked!
- Dark Arrow: Opportunity knocked in the form of a wedding. We answered.
- Dark Flash: Oh, opportunity knocked and you answered. Well, now, because of your recklessness, we have lost Prometheus!
- Overgirl: [diffusing a fight before it starts] Boys, boys, boys. Don't fight. You need to save your power and your anger for those heroes. We will have another chance to achieve victory. And when we do, we will kill every last one of them.
- Dr. Martin Stein: This is a molecular resequencing smart virus with a non-normative reciprocal action.
- Jefferson Jackson: Do you just make up scientific words to make yourself sound smarter?
- James Olsen: There are more like me, and one day they will free this world.
- Dark Arrow: That day may come, but you won't be here to see it. That flag died a long time ago.
- James Olsen: Well, it still means something.
- Dark Arrow: Yeah. It's a bulls-eye.
- [puts an arrow in him]
- Kara Danvers: [to manicurist] Oh, I'm sorry. I should have warned you. I take a lot of keratin.
- Felicity Smoak: Super strong nails.
- Kara Danvers: So Mon-El just showed up like nothing was wrong?
- Alex Danvers: I think he was just trying to make things seem normal.
- Kara Danvers: Normal? The man I love, and thought was dead, is alive. And every night, I... I make up all these scenarios of how I would see him again. Now he's actually here, but guess what? He's married. Sorry, I shouldn't be complaning. I know you're still dealing with the pain of Maggie.
- Alex Danvers: At least we have each other. And misery loves company.
- Kara Danvers: God, that's depressing.
- Alex Danvers: Hey, what's this?
- Kara Danvers: Oh. Wedding invitation.
- Alex Danvers: Barry Allen. As in... wait, "The Flash" Barry Allen?
- Kara Danvers: The one and only.
- Alex Danvers: When is it?
- Kara Danvers: Oh, tomorrow. I guess.
- Alex Danvers: Are you going?
- Kara Danvers: Do I look like the kind of person that's in the mood to go to a wedding?
- Barry Allen: I finally got Oliver to admit it's okay to have love in his life. Now I gotta convince you, too?
- Kara Danvers: Barry, it's different for you guys. You're human.
- Barry Allen: And you're what? Other than an alien, I mean.
- Kara Danvers: Alone.
- Sara Lance: Hey, guys, did we RSVP for Iris and Barry's wedding?
- Jefferson Jackson: We definitely did not.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Well, that's serious breach of courtesy.
- Iris West: Where's Mon-El?
- Kara Danvers: You know what? It's a long story. But thank you for letting me bring my sister as my plus-one.
- Iris West: Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm actually really excited to meet her.
- Sara Lance: [Alex downs a shot of Scotch] Somebody who drinks like that is looking to make something go away.
- Alex Danvers: Yeah, well. And...
- [Sara downs her own shot]
- Alex Danvers: What are you looking to make go away?
- Sara Lance: Nothing. I just like the taste of Scotch.
- Alex Danvers: I just called off my engagement.
- Sara Lance: Ooh.
- Alex Danvers: Yeah. So being here, really brings up a lot.
- Sara Lance: What, you catch him cheating?
- Alex Danvers: Mm-mm. Her. It wasn't anything like that. We just wanted different things, you know? Wish I had realized that sooner. Make the break before later came around.
- Sara Lance: So, let me guess. Being at the rehearsal dinner for the world's most perfect couple is probably the last place you wanna be.
- Alex Danvers: It stings a little, yeah.
- Felicity Smoak: I love our life.
- Oliver Queen: Mm-hmm.
- Felicity Smoak: I love what we have. I love William. I...
- Oliver Queen: Are... are you framing this for a "but"?
- Felicity Smoak: Let's just talk about this some other time.
- Oliver Queen: This might come as some surprise, but I'm actually physically incapable of talking about anything else right now.
- Felicity Smoak: We don't need a piece of paper to show each other that we love each other.
- Oliver Queen: I totally agree with that. This has nothing to do with any types of pieces of paper. This has to do with you and me taking the opportunity to get up in front of the people that we love, to have the people who love us present, and make a commitment to one another.
- Felicity Smoak: Yeah, and the commitment part is great. I'm so down for the commitment part.
- Oliver Queen: Mm-hmm.
- Felicity Smoak: Super on it with that, but not... the legal part.
- Oliver Queen: I'm still not understanding.
- Felicity Smoak: Just forget about it.
- Oliver Queen: No, Felicity.
- Felicity Smoak: [a little too loudly] Oliver, I don't want to marry you!