Always Be My Maybe (2019)
Ali Wong: Sasha
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Quotes
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Marcus Kim : I thought this was a high-end restaurant. Why am I the only one wearing a tux?
Sasha Tran : Oh, sorry, I should have told you. Rich people are done with fancy clothes. Now it's all 4,000$ T-shirt that look like they were stolen off the homeless.
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Sasha Tran : Hey, where'd you get that condom?
Marcus Kim : Oh, um... seventh grade.
Sasha Tran : Oh.
[chuckles]
Sasha Tran : Who... who taught you how to put it on?
Marcus Kim : This lady came to our school... taught us, like, sex ed for a day, and... she put it on a banana.
Sasha Tran : Oh... Did you practice at home with bananas?
Marcus Kim : No. I didn't need a banana at home.
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Sasha Tran : I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about your branding thoughts. You never loved me! This was just about business! I cannot believe I wasted my prime reproductive years on you! I hope you have terrible karma and come back in the next life as a nasty little lizard and get stepped on by someone on a hike! You are getting the finger so hard right now! I hope you get malaria and shit yourself to death, you shitty piece of shit!
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Sasha Tran : Dude, you so did that on purpose.
Veronica : I thought it was just gonna be Mr. Kim. I had no idea Marcus was gonna be working with him.
Sasha Tran : The company is literally called, "Harry and Son."
