I offered up my soul, and he gave me all this. Riches beyond compare. I've got a La-Z-Boy, a cable package with all the premium channels. I shoot up heroin as much as I want, and I never get the sweats. And every Wednesday night Brad Pitt comes over and fucks me till the sun comes up. On Friday nights I get Ryan Reynolds.
O Fortuna from Carmina Burana
Written by Carl Orff See more