Otis Milburn: I might have a mild to moderate crush on Maeve.
Eric Effoing: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away?
Otis Milburn: She, uh... she touched my eyebrows, and now I have an erection.
Adam Groff: [about his dog Madam] She's like the Kim Kardashian of tiny dogs.
Tanya: When we're having sex, I feel like I've never seen a vagina before. But I have seen one, because I've got one, and I've looked at it a lot.