- Nelson Muntz: Spill it, Simpson. You were on the inside. What's the deal with girls?
- Bart Simpson: Well, check this out: they also burp.
- Nelson Muntz: No way! From where?
- Milhouse Van Houten: Is that even allowed?
- Bart Simpson: Let's see, what else... They're always telling each other they're pretty. Their bathroom candy tastes really weird. There's one thing that really crushed me - I almost don't want to say it out loud. They don't envy us.
- [the boys tear up]
- Milhouse Van Houten: [a pile of Krusty memorabilia is burning] I told you not to light the toys yet!
- Nelson Muntz: I didn't. They just burst into flames.