Midsommar (2019)

Jack Reynor: Christian

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• Christian : I think I ate one of her pubic hairs.

• Arne : Where is your friend? Yosh?

  Christian : I know, ah... We have no idea.

  Arne : He, and your other friend - They both disappears the same day. You see how it looks?

• Mark : Somebody should tell those girls they're *walkin'* stupid.

  [pause] 

  Christian : [in hushed tones]  How long do they *typically* stand?

  Pelle : Uh we're gonna stand until it's - right to sit.

• Josh : Okay, do you- do you think I don't know what you're doing? It's actually kind of outrageously unsubtle, the fact that you're being this bold about it. I'm- I'm honestly kind of impressed.

  Christian : What the fuck, man. What does that mean?

• Dani : Has anyone seen Connie?

  Christian : I think Mark saw her earlier.

  Mark : I'm sure I saw her trying out for the *sprinting* Olympics earlier.

  Dani : What, where?

  Jarl : Sorry, but I can say what happened. Her boyfriend called the landline? from the train station and calmed Connie down. She begged our pardon and I drove her to meet him.

  [pause] 

  Christian : OK. That's really...

  Dani : Why would Simon leave without her?

  Christian : I'm sure it was just a miscommunication.

• Arne : Let's hope - it gets - returned.

  Christian : I hope so too.

  Pelle : I feel responsible.

  Arne : Well, you and - Odd, you can go lookin' for them!

  Pelle : Yes.

  Arne : Maybe you can redeem this!

  Stev : You - are going with the women for the day's activity...

  Dani : Oh! Hi.

  Stev : [to Christian]  And, uh Siv - wants to see you in her house.

• Christian : Hey, dude.

  Josh : Hey. Holy shit, right?

  Christian : Are you okay?

  Josh : Yeah, fine.

  Christian : Good.

  [pause] 

  Christian : Hey, listen. Um... I've been thinking about something that I wanted to ask you, or tell you, actually. Um... I've been thinking a lot about my thesis, and, um, I've decided I'm going to do it here, on Hårga. And I wanted to tell you first, just so it didn't seem like I wasn't telling you.

  Josh : I feel like... I feel like I can't tell if you're joking.

  [pause] 

  Josh : I mean, you know I'm doing my thesis on midsummer. That's the reason why I'm here.

  Christian : Yeah... Yeah, but not on this community. I mean, you're going to Germany and England next.

  Josh : Well, you knew I was gonna want to do this.

  Christian : No.

  Josh : Oh my God...

  Christian : I mean, did you even know until just now?

  Josh : Christian, of course you did.

  Christian : Okay, do you think I don't know what you're doing? It's actually kind of outrageously unsubtle. The fact that you're being this bald about it. I'm honestly kind of impressed.

  Josh : What the fuck, man? What does that mean?

  Josh : Yeah, what the fuck! This is what I've been working toward, and you know it. That's why you look so guilty right now because you know... You know that what you're doing is unethical and leechy and lazy, and frankly it's kind of sad.

  Christian : Fuck you.

  Josh : No, dude, not fuck me. Find your own subject or your own passion. And... Because... All right, look. This... I am... I am actually invested in this. This is not some glorified hobby that I'm casually dipping my feet into.

  Christian : Okay. In case you hadn't noticed, Your Highness, we're doing the exact same degree.

  Josh : No, but not in the same way, Christian! Okay? I have to hold your little hand through everything. You didn't even know how to use JSTOR until I taught you, and you are a fucking grad student. Why are you even in academia? You don't care! Which is fine. That is your prerogative. But do not appropriate my actual work for your new shortcut.

  Christian : [pause]  I'm gonna do my thesis here. If you're going to do it here too, I'm open to collaborating. And if not, I guess we can both do separate theses on the Hargas.

• Christian : That's cultural, you know? We stick our elders in nursing homes. I'm sure they find that disturbing.