Titles: BOKUTO POLICE STATION, MARCH 3RD, 2018
Chief: So, our officers have finally arrested the criminal known as 'The Bone Fucker'.
Natsumi Tsujimoto: And it's about fucking time, too. I thought we'd never catch that guy.
Chief: There's just one problem... much to my shock and dismay, after running his prints through the system, it turns out that he's linked to the murder of several officers.
Natsumi Tsujimoto: Wait, What?
Officer Ken: Over the years that this was happening, we all thought these were just random attacks. Every attack was different from the last and they were spread so far apart.
Natsumi Tsujimoto: Jesus Fucking Christ... it took that long just to catch this guy... if only we had a time machine or something. Wait... we DO have a time machine...
Chief: Tsujimoto. I know this is all quite shocking, but perhaps you should sit down and rest.
Natsumi Tsujimoto: No, I mean, my wife Urd LITERALLY knows this Doctor Who impersonator that has a REAL time machine. Normally he uses it to jump into other peoples' movies and anime shows, but I think we can repurpose it for this problem.
Chief: Natsumi... Time Lords are fictional. They're not real. You need some rest.
Natsumi Tsujimoto: Yeah, yeah, yeah... whatever, hold that thought, would ya.
Officer Ken: Natsumi... there's one other thing you should know... we think we have a motive. All of the officers involved were investigated for corruption.
Natsumi Tsujimoto: Wait... say that again...