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8/10
Not the movie the trailer would lead you to believe it is
rdoyle2929 August 2022
Tilda Swinton is an academic who studies stories. She lives a fairly isolated existence ... by choice ... valuing her independence over close relationships. While at a conference in Istanbul, she buys a glass bottle as a souvenir and when she accidentally opens it in her hotel room, djinn Idris Elba emerges. Naturally, he tells her she has three wishes, but as she's an expert on stories, she's wary since all the stories she knows about wishing are cautionary tales. Since he needs her to make wishes to be free, Elba tells her stories about his past to explain how he ended up in the bottle and to build trust.

The advertising for this film is deceptive. The trailer and this poster try to convince you that you're getting some kind of magical George Miller action extravaganza along the lines of Mad max meets "Everything Everywhere All at Once". This is nothing like that film. It's a pretty stately paced film that mostly involves Swinton and Elba talking in a hotel room, with Elba's stories providing the magnificent visuals. But even these stories are pretty deliberately paced. It's a film about ideas, not action.

I really liked the ideas. It's about the role of stories in life and also about love and companionship. It's also about the idea of wishing for things and what we ultimately have the right to demand from other people. The pace lagged occasionally for me, but I'm very forgiving of a film this packed with ideas and ultimately so intriguingly open ended.
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7/10
A gorgeous and enchanting movie which could have had a better final act
isaacsundaralingam3 September 2022
George Miller's latest historical fantasy Three Thousand Years of Longing is nothing short of a pleasant theatre going experience. From its visual language to its scope and narration, this movie is charming from the get go. Adapted from a collection of short stories titled "The Djinn in the Nightingale's Eye", it tells the story of a narratologist scholar who accidentally frees a djinn that offers to grant three wishes of her heart's true desire. When the scholar initially refuses, being all too familiar with stories of wishes and how they all serve as none but cautionary tales, the djinn then narrates to her the story of his three thousand year long life and how his freedom now rests in the hands of this unwilling scholar.

Each story is its own vignette and each story collectively contributes to the unfolding of history on screen in grand fashion. It's truly amazing and therapeutically charming to witness these stories play out; feeling for the players, understanding their predicaments and relating to their miseries... Three Thousand Years of Longing is in every way as enchanting as the stories it tells. But it's not without its flaws, as the movie eventually plays into what I can only describe as a somewhat weak and forced final act; that to an extent undermines the ambition of its build up. And that final act does ruin what could have otherwise been a collectively satisfying experience.

Whatever flaws it may have, it's not enough to overshadow the sheer scale and ambition of this movie. It was in every way a pleasant experience and a story that is in many ways charming and wonderful.
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8/10
I Was Swept Away by Parts of This Beautifully Flawed Movie
CANpatbuck366427 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Large portions of Three Thousand Years of Longing are about the Djinn recounting his life to our main character Alithea. His journey is astounding and his experiences both shaped him and his complicated view of humanity. I'll touch on the other parts of the movie later but the Djinn's 3 tales of pain, longing and regret were fantastic. There are so many wonderful things in them, I wanted to sit down beside Alithea and be regaled alongside her. These segments are also buoyed by the wonderful CGI, costuming and set design. The film looks great and they used their mid-tier budget splendidly when it came to the visuals. Terms such as world-building and being swept away are overused but Three Thousand Years had a comforting warmth that I find is all too rare in movies today. It felt like someone was reading me a wonderful book and my imagination was travelling to far away lands and long ago periods in time. I have to give this movie a big thumbs-up for both the visuals and how it chooses to dole out hunks of the plot.

Alithea points out to the Djinn in Three Thousand Years that any story involving wishing always functions as a cautionary tale. We all want our innermost desires given to us but we are also naive enough to believe that we can gain these things without consequence or sacrifice. While most of us would leap at the chance for our heart's desires (whether it was a wise decision or not), Alithea is more measured and cautious when she is confronted by the Djinn. This was a refreshing stance as Alithea is immediately suspicious of him and she tries to reconcile his stories with what she knows about mythology and folklore as an expert on stories and storytelling. Conversely, the Djinn has an air of mystery but he lays the situation bare at her feet almost immediately. When she tries to poke holes in his offer, he tells her stories to get the point across (stories are integral to a Djinn's being according to the movie.) I quickly bought the Djinn's authenticity but maybe I'm the foretold sucker that Alithea references later. The aforementioned stakes add dimension and weight to their back and forth dialogue and The Djinn has to convince her to utilize him. But for as smart as Alithea is, when she gets around to wishing, it makes her wish all the more disappointing. I don't know how many stories or cautionary tales I've read or watched where people make that wish and it backfires because it isn't "real" whether the wisher can accept it or not. I was so intrigued and invested in The Djinn and while I didn't resent Alithea for her beliefs or her choices, I could form that kind of attachment to her. That definitely hindered the second half of the movie for me.

Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton are names you will see in the cast for many prestigious projects, they just aren't always the top-billed ones. Tilda is our main character Alithea and while I wasn't in love with her character, it wasn't the fault of her performance. She's good as Alithea, her character's attitude is measured both in her empathy and her willingness to suspend disbelief and that comes through in her work. I wanted Alithea to rediscover some joy in her life and despite some narrative shortcomings, Swinton got the job done. Idris Elba was the standout to me though. The script gifts him the more likeable character but his sincerity and his ability to run the whole spectrum of emotion from scene to scene are vital to the success of Three Thousand Years. He also gets so much done through only some of his faculties; his voice work and his non-verbal gestures are top-notch and through his work you understand The Djinn's torment and sadness. The rest of the cast is solid and there wasn't an obvious weak link among the performances.

As much as I would like to continue to heap praise on this movie because when The Djinn is enticing both Alithea and the audience about his experiences throughout time, I would use words to describe these segments like "magical" and "enrapturing." The problem lies after we leave Istanbul and Alithea returns to her normal life, the movie can't recapture the same wonderment or spellbind us into caring about Alithea's more contemporary problems. It's far from a disaster but Three Thousand Years of Longing loses its momentum and eventually peters out when the middle portion of the story was so strong. The movie also teases so many potential endings, I legitimately thought the movie was going to wrap-up at the 2/3 mark and I was stunned later at how much of the film was left. The chosen ending punctuates what the movie is about (Alithea and The Djinn's relationship) but I felt like they could have chosen to finish in an earlier scene and got the point across more thoroughly.

I saw Three Thousand Years of Longing knowing very little about it other than the cast, the director and that the premise centred around a Djinn. I couldn't fall in love with this movie but I was so happy that I took the time to see it. Some bits are more enjoyable than others and the film can't help but buckle under the collective weight of the narrative. But Miller's storytelling ability and directorial efforts here are awesome. Getting 3/4 of the way there is still an accomplishment considering how ambitious this adventure was and both me and my 2 friends walked away from the theatre impressed. Longing grades out somewhere between a 7-8 but I'm rounding up because it was a pleasant surprise. I think the visuals make it worth seeing in a theatre, check it out if you're interested.
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7/10
Not Quite What I Wished For.
Her-Excellency29 August 2022
If you, like I was, are expecting a fast-paced, light-spirited, fun romp of visual extravaganza and witty dialogue along the journey that is Three Thousand Years of Longing ... you WILL be disappointed. Now, that is not meant to dissuade you from watching or enjoying it. On the contrary. It is simply meant to temper your expectations.

There is certainly much beauty in many of this film's scenes; from curious beauty in the mundane, to fabulous beauty in the fantastical. (There is also a musical scene that will spirit you away to decadent places). Sadly however, for some unknown reason, this film chooses to stay more in the realm of the mundane than the wondrous. The wasted shame in this is almost palpable.

The film also feels somewhat choppy or disconnected at times. This is especially true quite early, when it begins to touch upon and wander into the mythical almost immediately, but with no real explanation as to why or how those particular scenes tie in with the rest of the film.

Lastly, and most grievously, while all the right words existed for this story to be told ... it seemed to lack a bit of passion or fervor from the storytellers.

All this is NOT to imply that Three Thousand Years of Longing is without its merits.

For one, Swinton and Elba together (although IMO neither delivering their best performances), is still a treat. They are beautiful separately, and together, they are art. Neither however, could elevate the tone of the film because, intentionally or not, the MAIN TONE of several parts of the film, is more cacophony than cadence. It is my friends, also, far darker and sadder in parts, than what may be expected.

Think of it as a bedtime story for adults where the story is entertaining enough, and the pictures are beautiful, but the Happily Ever After may be a tad bland, bittersweet and hard to swallow.
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7/10
"A Child of Fire and Dust"
csexton-6499128 August 2022
"Three Thousand Years of Longing" is a culmination of stories leading up to the encounter between Idris Elba's "Djinn" and Tilda Swinton's "Alithea" that will enchant and enthrall those that wish to be enchanted and enthralled. It is certainly not a movie that I would just recommend to anyone. Rather, this film is one for an audience looking to pick out patterns and motifs that make up a three-thousand-year long story.

These musical motifs, visual patterns, color schemes, and recurring events are placed all throughout the film. Many are easy to pick out, many less so. In essence, this film is not unlike Wes Andersen's "The French Dispatch", in which many smaller stories constitute a whole. While there is certainly room to expand, this is an intriguingly crafted film (with an even more intriguing sound mix), that stayed with me long after I left the theater. If you wish to enter a world where history and legend collide, I would highly recommend this film.
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10/10
Beautiful
dmerette27 August 2022
I'm shocked it has such a low rating, I feel like its a wonderful movie if it has a low rating, and a bad movie with a high rating, or so it seems anymore. I thought it was Oscar worthy. I was mesmerized the whole time. Beautiful story that will make you smile and cry at the end. The acting is perfect IMO, and the whole movie is a visual treat. Just a really beautiful story well done in all the ways it can be. True movie lovers will enjoy it, or at least I think they will. Give it a try, I think you will be glad you did. What a wonderful way to spend a few hours. I was pleasantly surprised. This will be one of my favorites. So much better than other movies about the same topic.
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6/10
"There is No Story About Wishing That is Not a Cautionary Tale."
mattstone13726 August 2022
George Miller has had a hell of a career. Much of his film work has revolved around the Mad Max franchise, but he's done a variety of work such as Happy Feet and The Witches of Eastwick. It's an eclectic mix which has led to his most eclectic film yet, Three Thousand Years of Longing. Although it's not his best work, Three Thousand Years seems to be a deeply personal film.

There are many idiosyncratic choices throughout Three Thousand Years which mark it as a passion project; it wouldn't be surprising to learn that the film languished in development hell or lacked the proper budgeting for its globe trekking story. Whatever the case, the joy for the material is evident, alongside some extremely obtuse and unrelatable elements. It's a strange film full of strange choices, zippy enough to be enjoyed in the moment but too jumbled for satisfactory mental congealment after the fact.

The film follows Alithea, a narrative scholar who uncorks The Djinn, a mystical being who has been imprisoned multiple times over thousands of years. The Djinn recants his history to Alithea, detailing the many loves and tragedies he has catalyzed in three ancient societies. Alithea must choose her own three wishes to fulfill her soul's most inner desire and help free The Djinn for all time.

There's much to unpack and many varyingly effective elements, but Miller dooms himself from the start with an awkward and forced framing device. Although the bulk of the story is The Djinn's, the film forces Alithea's point of view early, kicking off with one of her scholarly lectures and mind-numbing narration. The perspective is ostensibly chosen to build her character, but it's so far removed from the meat of the film that the viewer is immediately jarred when the gears shift.

The crux of the Three Thousand Years takes place in flashback, until it shifts again from The Djinn's vantage to Alithea's contemporary life, which is just as unsatisfying as the opening act; firstly because The Djinn is a more interesting character in every regard, and secondly because there's no thematic or narrative foothold anchoring the audience. We're thrust in, taken out, and thrust in again without explanation or purpose. Additionally, I pray we're not slipping back into years just prior when nearly every film opened with narration. Narration can kick rocks.

Three Thousand Years opens and closes wobbly, but the majority of the film works because the narrative is taken out of Alithea's hands and placed into The Djinn's. Idris Elba's Djinn is a sympathetic and vulnerable figure. He's a perfect physical choice for the role, strong enough to give off an aura of invincibility and inherent strength, but compassionate and fragile enough to create a sense of danger and powerlessness. His deep, silky voice is also perfect, because the film is essentially a spoken word album with accompanying visuals.

Although narration should kick rocks, his perpetual monologue is necessary to keep Miller's intended pace, his dialogue isn't gratingly mystical or overwrought, and he tells his story in a controlled and relaxed manner. As far as narration goes, it's a reasonable middle ground.

There may be a cut of Three Thousand Years wherein the fat is eliminated, narration is removed, and we simply watch The Djinn's story unfold in a more natural and visual style...but there may also be a cut wherein the story is unchanged, the narration is removed, and the viewer never has a prayer of figuring out what the hell is going on. Again, this version is a reasonable middle ground.

Among the chief pleasures of Three Thousand Years' high points are the unpredictability of the tales and the ever-shifting dynamics of power through the ages. Period piece politics are always fun because viewers are treated to the many elaborate and savage methods ancient monarchs used to keep power before the iron rule of law. Watching the uncertainty, paranoia, betrayal, and succession of each era unfurl is a blast, and the vignettes possess a streamlined, concise quality which the film as a whole lacks. Throwing a Djinn into the cutthroat mix doesn't hurt the intrigue either.

Miller's direction is also assured and dynamic. There are a host of camera movements, some subtle, some not, which keep the viewer engaged and alert. There are dozens of stylized scene and shot transitions which broaden the scope of the film and aid in its impressive continuity.

For all the magic, mischief, and mayhem of the tales, the affair could've become deliriously ungrounded or unconvincing, like recent MCU films, but Miller knows (perhaps better than anyone) how to establish and accentuate atmosphere among utter madness. Editor Margaret Sixel also deserves praise for allowing the film to breathe.

The atmosphere of the film is laudable, and the costume and set designs are creatively amusing, but there is a visual nag throughout. The CGI here is plentiful and terrible. It's used for cobwebs, bottles, battles, and feet, among other things, and it's distractingly amateur every time. All of Miller's practical effects bravado from Mad Max: Fury Road is totally, glaringly absent here. In a film impressively managing to keep its artifice at bay through convincing mise-en-scene, the computer effects frequently threaten to crash the illusion. Do we really need CGI cobwebs?

Three Thousand Years is enjoyable in the theater, but its charm quickly dissipates after the projector flickers off. The story is glaringly disjointed on a micro and macro scale. Because the film never establishes a tone or context, the viewer is forced to create one, orienting themselves as the plot flies by - focus is nonexistent.

Motivations are also extremely hazy; Alithea's perspective and inclinations turn on a dime, jolting the film into its third act without rhyme or reason. Even much of The Djinn's story is cobbled together and somewhat rushed. The audience is given a plethora of details, but the eye and mind aren't drawn to anything in particular. Characters are hastily introduced and abandoned within The Djinn's tales and subplots are meticulously constructed for meager payoffs.

Overall, Three Thousand Years of Longing is a unique and simple idea stretched to and beyond its limitations. The film feels both overly developed and like a first draft, connecting several threads without creating intention or meaning. It's a bizarre, frustrating tradeoff. Miller's visual finesse is refreshing, and the relatively low stakes are a relief, but the story is monstrously cluttered.

The film is uncanny, even among Miller's uncanny filmography, and its strangeness may unfortunately turn off many in the general public. That's a shame, as this type of bold vision and passion for the craft should be celebrated and supported. If you have any interest in seeing something outside the box, give it a shot, because there's honestly no telling how you'll respond - a dwindling sentiment.
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8/10
A marvelous spiritual adventure.
visionandyouth18 September 2022
What a grandeur ensemble between Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton.

A cautionary tale about human desire and what it means to love. The pacing was completely on point; I was engrossed right from the first few moments. The cinematography is beautiful. Miller who shows his versatility in a break from his typical movies. That being said it is noticeably a George Miller movie in style. Recommend this one very much, it does not feel too artsy but at the same time is not your "typical" fantasy movie. This movie is a marvelous artistic depiction of fundamental spiritual concepts that will leave some cold and indifferent while enchanting the initiated in the spiritual paths of the primordial tradition.
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7/10
Be Careful What You Wish For...
Xstal13 September 2022
What would you do, if a Djinn appeared to you, gave three wishes at your leisure, would you use them for your pleasure, a lad in veritable full throttle, a genie conjured from a bottle, just be clear what you require, to satisfy, your heart's desires (and quench any sweltering fires that may also need dousing).

A tale of loneliness and solitude, of growing old and achievements, of what could have been and what might yet be, told through the furtive imagination of Alithea, with help from a mysterious spirit who she frees from a bottle during a stay in Istanbul.

Imagination doesn't disappear with age, and while this is not the greatest or the deepest film you'll see this year, it may still leave you juggling what three wishes you might make, and especially how to phrase them so they don't backfire.
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5/10
Where is the escalation?
FeastMode27 August 2022
I was enjoying myself for most of this movie. It's visually and musically beautiful. I was mostly invested in the story, until a point in the second half when I realized there wasn't any kind of escalation.

I don't mean I wanted to see action scenes. I didn't watch any trailers and was not misled as to what this movie "should" be. But there didn't seem to be any build up to any kind of climax. The entire movie is a steady walk. A car in cruise control at a 35 mph. I started to get impatient near the end. And at one point I was just waiting to leave.

The individual stories are interesting, but the overarching story leaves a lot to be desired. It also seems like they didn't know how to conclude this movie. It doesn't really work.

It's a shame because there is a lot of good here, creative and unique filmmaking, and hugely ambitious. I want more attempts like this, just hopefully better.

It's okay, I'll forever thank George Miller for giving me my second all-time favorite movie, Fury Road, which is the exact opposite example of skyrocket escalation to an epic climax. (1 viewing, opening Friday Dolby Cinema 8/26/2022)
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8/10
Could be much more, but fell in love with its own premise
ayoreinf15 August 2022
It's a good movie, that should have been excellent but ended up just "good". It's visually magnificent, it has very good acting and it's basic idea is original and even poignant but. There are a few very big buts in stopping it from reaching the potential heights it should've reached.

It's getting lost in its own meandering tale, though we've all figured out the point it wanted to make long before it spells it out on the screen. It want's too much to demonstrate it's about storytelling so all the stories we see on screen are so heavily narrated that many of their charming characters end up as puppets with only glimpse of the character they should have, preventing us from really caring for them or in other words leaving us uninvolved with big chunks of the story. The combination of a long meandering plot line that keeps the audience uninvolved is an obstacle almost no movie can survive.

If I did enjoy it it's mainly because of the leading couple - Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton - no they're not giving a gut wrenching performance - they're simply very very professional keeping the convoluted plotline from losing us altogether anchoring the viewers to the story without turning it into a soap opera, and it could very easily turn into one so I'm definitely grateful for that professionalism. I simply can't help wondering what could have happened had it fulfilled the potential it most certainly has.
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7/10
With all the magic it displayed, it should've felt more special
AfricanBro26 August 2022
It's pretty slow paced and isn't action packed at all which was what I expected heading in. I was excited to see it but it didn't seem to be as good from the people who watched it early which lowered my expectations.

The movie's all about story telling of a djinn's former lifetimes. It's definitely one of the more unique films released this year, it's filled with grand and vibrant visuals, it shows you his memories as they're narrated and the whole movie ekes magic because if it. As far as djinn stories go it's not as original but the way it's told makes it feel like something new, sets it apart from Disney's Aladdin.

In the second half of the movie it moves away from the magical ambience and becomes a romance between the two protagonists that have only loneliness in common. Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton gave great performances; however as the whole premise of the movie is storytelling, it does lack depth and emotional pull which could've elevated it from just a good movie to a great one. Because for something that only wants to tell stories, it's a little disappointing that the visuals were the most captivating thing about it. It also feels much longer than it is, I don't think it should have been paced quicker but they should have just given the audience some more depth or thrill.

It's a very zen movie, it doesn't flactuate, no highs and lows which makes it quite anticlimactic and movies like that are rarely memorable. It tells stories that happened over 3000 years, that's a lot to unpack in such a short time so it makes sense they couldn't unravel it all, but that unfortunately left me with the feeling it had so much more to offer. Little sparks of something special that never came to be.
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5/10
I WISHED this movie was better.....
pbstarman7 September 2022
I was very excited to see this film. The story was very interesting, but for me, the contemporary story of Alithea and the Djinn was rather dull. Most of the contemporary story was of Alithea and Djinn in bathrobes sitting in a hotel room. If the contemporary story would have been as interesting and compelling as the past stories of the Djinn, I would have liked it more. And perhaps if there had been more dialogue between the characters in the past stories of the Djinn it would have been better? The stories from the past felt rushed. And the film itself felt rushed and a bit disjointed. And why was it that it was always women that found the bottle and were granted three wishes? The special effects were good. The acting was good. Cinematography was great. Costuming etc, all good. Again, had the contemporary story been more interesting,especially, for me, it would have been a much better.
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6/10
Disappointing
steveinadelaide16 September 2022
THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING is the story of a lonely scholar, Alithea (Tilda Swinton), who finds a Djinn (Idris Elba) while on vacation in Istanbul. The Djinn needs her to make three wishes so that he can be free.

The movie is visually stunning and the philosophical and psychological concepts about loneliness, desire, and what we wish for are interesting but superficially explored. The pacing is slow, and the plot is not particularly original or exciting. The individual stories about the Djinn's past are unexciting and the constant narration made me feel like I was listening to a story being read to me rather than watching a film. And Swinton and Elba don't have much chemistry which makes for an unengaging story.

Overall, I was disappointed with THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING. It's not a bad film, but it's not a great one either. If you're looking for some lightweight entertainment you might enjoy it. But if you're looking for an exciting and original story, you'll be disappointed.
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7/10
it's all in the stories
ferguson-625 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Greetings again from the darkness. I should start by admitting I would purchase a ticket to watch Tilda Swinton jaywalk on a country road or sit in a corner reading quietly to herself or carefully slice the crust off a PBJ. In other words, I find her to be a fascinating performer who takes risks and whose characters and movies are consistently worthy of attention. This film is directed by Oscar winner George Miller and he adapted the script with co-writer August Gore (Mr. Miller's daughter) from the 1994 short story, "The Djinn in the Nightingale's Eye" by AS Byatt. This is Mr. Miller's first film since MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) and fits into his diverse filmography that also includes the original MAD MAX (1979), THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK (1987), LORENZO'S OIL (1992), BABE: PIG IN THE CITY (1998), and HAPPY FEET (2006). This is a filmmaker who chooses his own projects.

Oscar winner Tilda Swinton stars as Dr. Alithea Binnie, a narratologist and literary scholar who describes herself as "a solitary creature by nature." She's in Istanbul to present at a conference 'to tell stories about telling stories.' Alithea preaches that science can explain all, even as she's experiencing vivid visions that she herself cannot explain. After purchasing a handcrafted bottle, she returns to her hotel (in the Agatha Christie room) and cleans it with her electric toothbrush. When a Djinn swooshes from the bottle in a plume of purple smoke, she's beyond skeptical of making that first wish - all too aware of the legendary tales around just such circumstances. But this giant Djinn is played by Idris Elba and he's quite persuasive.

The Djinn explains the rules of her 3 wishes, and then regales Alithea with four tales of his escapades, most of which involve love and betrayal, and all of which resulted in him being trapped in a bottle. The first story involves the Queen of Sheba (a stunning Aamito Lagum) and how the Djinn was in love until a sly King Solomon messed it up and banished him to the ocean floor. All of the tales are played out in vibrant colors and fascinating detail, with the Djinn explaining that in order to gain his freedom, he must grant Alithea "her heart's desire." Reminding me a bit of Tarsem Singh's THE FALL (2006), each of the four tales told by the Djinn explode in color from a different era. Even the Djinn and his Spock ears begins too large for the screen, and certainly too large for the hotel room. And oh, that hotel room. For the vast majority of their time together Alithea and the Djinn are stuck in a bland - mostly white - room that contrasts with the stories he tells, but gives Ms. Swinton little to work with. Each of the stories is beautifully told, though a bit more humor would have been beneficial. However, there is certainly no reason to complain as we are treated to two stellar actors and multiple stories of love and fate.

Opens in theaters on August 26, 2022.
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8/10
Visionary peaceful journey through many stories by brilliant director George Miller
UniqueParticle31 August 2022
I think its awesome how the ratings jumped up from a 5.9 to a 6.9 that's wonderful! Mainly about Tilda Swinton's character buying an antique to find out a Djinn is part of it, has wishes and numerous stories to tell that are fascinating, beautiful, bizarre, and intriguing. Idris Elba is brilliant in anything especially in The Wire that's irrelevant but easily his best role. I barely knew anything of this movie before seeing except that I love George Miller films he has made a lot of masterpieces 3000 thousand years of longing is defiantly excellent for it's uniqueness; I wouldn't say masterful but damn good and would highly recommend!
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6/10
A mixed bag
ethanbresnett7 September 2022
Three Thousand Years of Longing is a bit of an odd beast.

It has some very engaging elements and stories, some more cliche and tired feeling sections, and a lacklustre final act which ends the film on a slightly underwhelming note.

I will say that the trailer for the film doesn't really betray the story of this film at all, so you'll probably leave this film somewhat surprised about the type of film you just watched. Whether this is for the better or worse depends what kind of film you are after, as the result is much more meditative and contemplative than you may expect.

That's all well and good, but it didn't really delve into these elements in enough depth to make for a totally engaging film.

Still, the visuals are often striking, and the performance from Tilda Swinton is very watchable. Not a particularly outstanding film, but plenty of interesting enough elements to make it worth a watch.
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9/10
Thoughtful and unusually well-grounded kaleidoscopic adult fairytale with generous doses of escapism
robodoc-2089726 August 2022
Several parables set up a narrative for Idris Elba's lonely, heartsick and surprisingly relatable djinn - while providing a potpourri of short stories with both entertaining and unpredictable narratives. His perspective runs counter to Tilda Swinton's academic, who enters with confidence - only to doubt her most strongly held beliefs. This is an adult fairytale that forces us (as it does Swinton's Alithea, "truth" in Greek mythology) to realize that fulfillment in life comes from the coalescence of science, history, and, yes, faith in following one's heart.

Technically, George Miller's team pulls off seamless special effects in a kaleidoscopic backdrop of the Middle East, spanning from the time of King Solomon and Sheba through the Ottomon Empire with stunningly beautiful and often heartbreaking backstories. The musical score never drowns out the dialogue, while the visuals are always adding layers that provide purpose to our characters' motivations.

Overall, Three Thousand Years of Longing is a recommended film, that can stand up to analysis due to some unique directorial and story-telling characteristics, while also serving as a satisfying date night with turns that will keep viewers longing to learn the fate of our two lead characters.
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6/10
Very unique, but...
rozanskijanek12 December 2022
This movie is... Different. Very different. Probably not like anything you have ever seen. Why? Because of the type of its story, but also because of the way it coexists with the whole mystic/supernatural themes, that are crucial in here.

If you cut all the "weird" things out from here, you basically get a story about 2 people, lonely man and lonely woman, who meet in some strange conditions, start talking, getting to know each other and then realize their goals are very similar and they might be able to accomplish them together. This sounds interesting, right?

And it definitely is. So, where's the problem? There are a few of them.

The biggest problem of this movie is its conclusion. I mean... For me, as someone with cold head, it doesn't really make sense that our characters decide to do what they decide to do. It feels so unnatural for them and it's very easy to predict, it's not gonna work. And I know they are both desperate, but it's still not enough for me to make such decision. Finally it ends exactly the way I expected... The second real problem here is the fact, that we know basically nothing about the character played by Tilda Swinton. All the stories in this movie are told by Idris Elba's character. I get the fact, that because of his mystic origin he might be seen as more interesting, but we have to know something more about one of the main characters, if we know SO MUCH about the other main character, come on...

Overally, I would say this movie was definitely interesting, but after some time it became very predictable and it disappointed me deeply. Still, it wasn't bad though.
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5/10
Great for first two-thirds. Alithea is the perfect progressive white woman.
exmach3 September 2022
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The stories are wonderful, and wonderfully shot, till we get to London. Then, the theme and vibe of the film changes - to superficial preaching and banality.

Alithea, the directors and writers suggest, is the perfect white woman: childless and alone, satisfied by an academic career (in the pursuit of pseudo-knowledge) and periodic visits by a Djinn. The conspicuous, slow shot of a religious woman in traditional garb pushing a pram passed Alithea's home informs the viewers what a progressive future should be and what actually constituted progress. So too, the old ladies next door simply exist as superficial foils to advance a political harangue; too bad it's entirely unconvincing. Like other reviewers, it's impossible not to note that these scenes occur as the film loses its footing, becoming boring and somewhat aimless in terms of narrative and plot. It ought to have ended sooner than it did, since the first two thirds really were special.
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8/10
A pleasant escape
arabnikita17 September 2022
Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)

After watching a good film in the cinema, I often sit through the end credits to reflect on what I have watched. I don't often do it at home, but this time I simply couldn't resist because of the majestic soundtrack and the subsequent song that was playing. Three Thousand Years of Longing has been on my watchlist since it's announcement because I love films about philosophical concepts such as human wishes. Having Tilda Swinton and Idris Elba as two leading actors, with George Miller behind the camera, further added to my anticipation.

This mature fairy tale is about an academic named Alithea who goes for a lecture to Istanbul and while exploring the local market, she purchases a beautiful bottle. The bottle ends up containing an ancient Djinn who has been around since the times of King Solomon. At first, Alithea claims that she is content with her life and refuses to make any wishes but as the Djinn tells her the stories of his previous masters, she begins to reconsider her earlier stance.

As I watched, I became suspicious if Alithea might actually have some mental issues which added further depth to the story, but in no way did it depeive the film of it's magical nature. Like a fairy tale the movie beams with mesmerizing visuals and I am not saying this lightly as the production value is second to none with a skilled use of colors, special effects and decorations.

In addition to looking and sounding beautiful, the balanced pacing and smooth editing allow the film's narrative to flow like a river. When it comes to the acting, Tilda and Idris demonstrate their maturity as actors who know what they are doing by swiftly establishing chemistry thanks to the simple yet meaningful dialogue that is equally enchanting and thought provoking. Like a good fairy tale, the film is brief, immersive and leaves a pleasant aftertaste that will make you wonder about the kind of wishes that you would have made.

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6/10
What Walt's Watching
waltermwilliams9 September 2022
Aussie film director George Miller is back in between Mad Max movies with a story about the mysteries and paradoxes of life, "Three Thousand Years Of Longing".

I was spent three months of longing waiting to see this movie, but walked away disappointed by an overdressed love story filmed on a 60 million dollar budget.

Just for the record Alithea (Tilda Swinton) story is so not true (despite what this movie and its makers might want you to believe) it's in fact based on a short story by A. S. Byatt...screenplay by Mr Miller.

If there is fate I can say this movie was destined to end up on streaming with very few people seeing it on the big screen, which is shame because most movies deserve this privilege.

In a grand bazar in Istanbul, Alithea chooses a memento that would alter the course of her life, when she discovers a humble glass bottle that houses a Djinn (Idris Elba) or Genie as us uncouth know them based on fairy tales and Robin Williams movies.

After "Beast" this was Elba's chance to redeem himself, but I wasn't feeling it even though he's a great actor.

The evolution of humans is traced in this epic journey of the Djinn and this lonely scholar with colourful story telling of historical events.

It's a stunning looking, fantastical film, full of nostalgia and history that's meant to feel mythical and magical, but I honestly felt bored.

There is so much dialogue and not enough action.

One of the best things about this movie is the song used in the trailer, but not heard once during the movie, "2020" by SUUNS.

If you had 3 wishes what would they be, what would you desire?

Be careful though because there is no story about wishing that is not a cautionary tale.
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4/10
I wanted this film to be great
nyccents26 August 2022
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A nonviolent, non-sequel, non-comic book hero and great stars and director. Good story concept. What could go wrong?

Lack of character development (Tilda S) and lack of chemistry (two main stars).

The visuals are wonderful, the storytelling is reminiscent of Arabian Nights stories, and there are little gems of insight-- little lessons. The movie builds and yet ultimately disappoints. This is not a spoiler but rather a comment on the missing "magic" to bring the audience to care or reflect once the film finishes. Tilda is two dimensional and seems so unchanged throughout the movie that it belies the basic premise of her first wish.

It was entertaining but definitely would not recommend to others unless they have very low expectations.
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6/10
Genie in a bottle fairy tale
glenaobrien19 February 2024
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I was not inclined to watch this based on the trailer but my son, Jesse O'Brien, director of Arrowhead (2016) and Two Heads Creek (2019) has a credit as a Visual Effects Coordinator so I had to watch. Also George Miller is directing so it can't be too bad, right? It's the well-known story of the genie in the bottle (Idris Elba) granting three wishes (to narratologist Alithea Binnie, played by Tilda Swinton).

Essentially a series of interconnected fairy tales, it works pretty well as each story takes place in different historical periods including King Solomon's love affair with the Queen of Sheba. What didn't work for me was when it turned into a love affair between the genie and the academic. They didn't have a lot of chemistry and the drama of their affair just fizzled out without being able to match the narrative power of the historical pieces. But you can bet I paused on the credit sequence and took a photo of my son's name. However I have maintained objectivity and avoided a five star rating just for his sake.
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7/10
Packed with substance, but rushed.
benjaminskylerhill26 August 2022
George Miller's venture into a fantasy epic is certainly a unique one. It's often visually arresting in the best of ways, and it had a way of making me fall in love with its characters very quickly with the way it weaves its themes of love and yearning into all of the characters' stories.

Ultimately a film about storytelling itself, Miller's film has a lot on its mind. It uses many sprawling subplots to get at the root reason of why humans feel the need to tell stories. Each of the movie's subplots is so compelling in its own right, but sometimes it feels like some of them take needed attention away from other ones.

Given that this film covers the space of three millennia, it's no wonder that it so often glosses over plot points that seem that they should carry more significance. The story just doesn't take the time to dive deeper into every single one of its multitudinous events.

This became frustrating to me toward the end when a hugely important character makes a hugely important decision and I just didn't think it felt earned because we hadn't spent sufficient time with this woman to connect with this side of her.

As with most ambitious pieces of cinema, this is far from perfect; but it does contain so much thought-provoking, visually arresting material and it does tie everything together mostly coherently. It's extremely admirable and it's definitely worth seeing.
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