WandaVision (TV Mini Series)
Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience (2021)
Kathryn Hahn: Agnes
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Quotes
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Agnes : Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours. Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't. So, what's your name? Where are you from? And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?
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Agnes : So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house?
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, no, I'm not single.
Agnes : Oh, I don't see a ring.
Wanda Maximoff : I assure you, I'm married. To a man. A human one and tall.
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Agnes : What kind of housewife would I be if I didn't have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place?
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Agnes : The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.
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Agnes : You didn't answer the back door.
[giving a pineapple to Wanda]
Agnes : For your upside-down cake.
[seeing the Harts]
Agnes : Oh! Hi, I...
Arthur Hart : [Wanda closes the door in her face] Who was that?
Wanda Maximoff : [simultaneously] A salesman!
Vision : Telegram. A man selling telegrams.
Wanda Maximoff : Wouldn't you know it? Good news is more expensive.
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Agnes : And you don't have a song? Nothing special you played at your wedding?
Wanda Maximoff : No, nothing special.
Agnes : I'll just loan you some records, then. So, we've got music covered, decor, wardrobe. Oh! What about seduction techniques?
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, I have those.
Agnes : Of course, you do.
Wanda Maximoff : Just out of curiosity, what does it say?
Agnes : That you should stumble when you walk into a room so he can catch you. It's romantic.
Wanda Maximoff : Any other tricks?
Agnes : You could point out that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men.
Wanda Maximoff : Now, that's romantic.
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Agnes : Many hands make light work. And many mouths make good gossip.
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Agatha : Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbour to the right. My right, not yours. Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't. So, what's your name? Where are you from? And more importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?
Wanda Maximoff : I'm Wanda
Agatha : Wanda, charmed.
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Agnes : What Ralph could really use is, "How To Goose Your Wife So You Don't Lose Your Wife."