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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Just plain awful..
This was the first movie I've ever walked out of half way through, and when someone in the group I was seeing the movie with mentioned they wanted to leave, we all agreed without hesitation. If a group of 6 people all are thinking they want to leave a movie then something must be wrong.
I like horror movies, I like gory stuff, I like weird, stupid, cheap looking, plot-less slashers, but this movie was disgusting. I like all sorts of movies, except The House of 1000 Corpses. Terrible... Stay away from this movie at all costs, gather the neighbourhood kids to form a mob to storm the studios and stop production of the sequel.
Rob Zombie, you used to be cool.
Tomb Raider (1996)
Original, and still the best
Tomb Raider, one of the best games I have ever played, and certainly the most original. Lara Croft's body isn't that good looking, her weaponry isn't very extensive and the graphics are very DOS'ish. But this is still the best game EVER! Also, the storyline is good. The characters (Natla, Larson and of course Lara) are all superb and the movies are good too.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Absolute crap!
This movie was bad, really bad. From the beginning right through to the ending, I was disappointed. The bad special effects, the disgusting monsters, the non-existent story line..... everything was bad. Sure, some bits were a bit scary but most scary movies are good AND scary, this one wasn't! I have to compare this to EVENT HORIZON. Another of Sam Neil's worst. Both had impossible-to-follow story lines, gruesome special effects and crap endings!