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1/10
brewer, again?
3 May 2021
I thing this great lump of gristle must have something on one someone at the discovery channel, as all of a sudden, he is waddling around everywhere with his stupid fat, very punchable face. I could only bare watching him in wheeler dealers because I liked to see what Edd did with the rubbish that this hand-shaking idiot waddled in with... when Edd left, and who can blame him, I stopped watching. Now it seems that he is doing all that he can to rub Edd's face in it, and say "look where you'd be now if you'd stuck with me ma son," the fake cockney idiot.
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World of Cars (2020– )
1/10
Horrible
24 April 2021
I detest this great wobbly lump of a so-called-man. He was okayish in wheller dealers when it first started, but he just treated Edd like some sort of slave... I could not have handled shaking his fat, sweaty hand every time that he waddled into the garage.

When it came to him flying to the US for cars, it got even worse, as he spent at least £3,000 on pies and burgers, there was hardly any room for a profit when he came waddling back to England. For him being such an twonk, I could not even bring myself to watch five seconds of this series.
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Tales of the Unexpected: The Flypaper (1980)
Season 3, Episode 1
1/10
A terrible episode
22 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I have been recording tales of the unexpected on sky arts since I saw a couple of episodes. I started watching around the 1982 series, but they have started from the beginning, and seemed to have jumped through series two quickly. The episode that I watched yesterday evening was this episode, the first of series three, and I thought that it was absolutely terrible. Another reviewer mentions that there has not been killer couples, but whoever that was has never heard of the moors murders. I was born a year before this episode was made, and learn in history at school about the moors murders in the 60's, and the bridgewater farm murders In the late 70's. I thought that this was a terrible episode, and cannot believe that sky arts actually allowed this episode to be broadcast. It really was a horrible episode, perhaps people liked that in the 1980's, but it seems a terrible thing to broadcast in the 2020's.
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Tales of the Unexpected: Georgy Porgy (1980)
Season 2, Episode 9
1/10
What a load of old cobblers
16 April 2021
Oh Dear God, this has to be one of the worst tales of the unexpected that I have ever seen... I only watched it because of joan collins, as john all-ten-a-thingy is just a complete twonk. I like some of these episodes, but this one made me feel like I could not understand a word of it.
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The Witches (2020)
1/10
Terrible
8 April 2021
Having that bow-legged old trout hattheway in anything is bad enough, but The Witches, one of my favourite children's films that I watched as a kid... then add chris rock... that is the perfect ingredients for a big pile of cow-pat.
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Aliens at the Pentagon (2018 Video)
1/10
No, just NO
26 March 2021
Seeing this bloke suddenly pop up out of nowhere without warning for just a few minutes is bad enough... but according to another reviewer, who seems to detest this blithering idiot as much as I do, this irritating bloke is blathering on for the entire program. How can anyone justify giving this bloke more than five minutes of airtime, let alone a whole program? I wanted to watch this on blaze tv, but thought that I had better look on here first, just to be safe... I am so glad that I did, as I think I would have ripped my tv from the wall, and threw it through the window if I had just settled down to watch, and then up popped this large foreheaded idiot.
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Upgrade (2018)
9/10
The best film I have seen in ages
28 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This was a brilliant film... I saw all the stuff that I just wanted to do with the bullies at school, I could not believe how good this film was. The only things I did not like was the wife being killed, and then the gorgeous Betty Gabriel Being killed, I shouted out then.
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Car Crazy (1955)
1/10
car crazy
21 February 2021
I saw that this was on talking pictures, as the other reviewer, and recorded it to watch. However, I could not watch all of it because of the stupid american commentary.
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1/10
Three silent men.
12 December 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I could not make this film out, it seemed like bits had been cut out of it, and how could anyone survive a crash in a convertible... especially one made in the late 1930's, early 40's. I did try to watch, but lost interest after about thirty minutes.
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UFOs Declassified: Black Triangles (2015)
Season 1, Episode 2
1/10
There's that annoying, moon faced thing again.
29 November 2020
I saw that this was on Blaze tv here in the U.K. at midday one Sunday, so I thought that I would give it a go... I paused the tv, went and made some coffee, and sat down to watch. After I had gone through the adverts, and started, whose slurring, irritating, teeth gnawingly irritable voice do I hear in the first few seconds, but the blasted irritating thing that is nick pope. I cannot watch anything with this annoying, moon-faced man in it, his huge head pops up out of nowhere, sometimes there is a warning of his irritating voice, but other times, he just pops up like a jack-in-the-box. I am glad that this is not broadcast in 3D, or that I do not have a 3D tv, or his great big nose would have had one of my eyes out. He has to be one of the most irritating things on tv right now.
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The Dukes of Hazzard: Officer Daisy Duke (1980)
Season 2, Episode 17
5/10
Coppers in high heels?
20 April 2020
I do not know if female coppers went galloping around in high heels during the 70's, I was only a couple of months old when this was released. If they did, well, good luck to them, but I must say, Daisy looked well horny.
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Auction Hunters: Auction Hunters: Live (2012)
Season 3, Episode 0
1/10
Auction hunters live
14 April 2020
I have been recording this since it started on blaze tv at the beginning of march 2020, but was loosing interest until they brought the very munchable girl into it a few episodes ago. However, I just caught a few seconds of this live episode this evening, and as soon as I saw the big mouthed bloke with what looked like a clipboard, I turned it off. I could not bare watching all that fake hollering and hooting any longer. I think they had got up to the end of series three, and this episode was from the beginning of that series, if the rest of the series is like this, I will stop recording.
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World War Weird (2019– )
1/10
World War Weird
1 April 2020
I was flicking through the channels when I came across this late yesterday afternoon, and I thought that I would give it a go, as it looked interesting. It never crossed my mind that I would suddenly become angry, and want to turn the channel so quickly, and then I heard the unmistakable, wittering, slurring voice of a certain nick pope.

I have tried to look up and find out why this irritating, loathsome man was in this, but there only seems to be one person listed, and it is certainly not him. I suppose that this series could be okay to watch, but I certainly will not be trying again, not when his big head and very large nose could appear without warning.
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Hazell: Hazell Meets the First Eleven (1978)
Season 1, Episode 5
1/10
Terrible casting for the daughter
8 December 2019
I was enjoying this episode, that was until the supposedly 17 year old daughter came trundling along. Dear God, couldn't they have got an actress who was actually 17, or looked 17, instead of some actress who was almost 30... she did not even look almost thirty, she looked as if she was in her mid thirties, and badly at that. To me, this was the worst of Hazell that I have seen so far, I hope that there will not be more like this one.
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Ancient Aliens: The Forbidden Zones (2015)
Season 10, Episode 10
1/10
For me, this episode was ruined yet again.
19 November 2019
I was so looking forward to watching this last episode of series ten, I was hoping that a certain nick pope would not be popping up, after all, he is not listed in the cast... but but then again, he is not listed in other episodes, yet his dopey face still comes popping up.

At the back of my mind, I guessed his daft face would be appearing, however, I did not think that he would be popping up about twenty seconds into the program starting. From then on, I had to fast forward as soon as he popped up, sometimes without hearing his irritating, slurring, drooling voice to warn me.

I think that I only saw about twenty minutes of this episode because of that blasted man, I was going to record another program, which I cannot find on IMDb, and that is called UFO Europe: The Untold Stories, but I suspect that he will be all over this. I had to give this episode one star, however, without old fat face in it, it would have been an eight.
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Codes and Conspiracies: The UFO Cover-Up (2014)
Season 1, Episode 3
1/10
Here we go again
19 November 2019
I recorded this to watch in the evening, as I like programs like this, but they may as well have called this episode 'that blithering, big-nosed, nick pope episode.' I turned the sound off, and looked away when I heard his irritating, slurring voice, but whenever I looked back, there he was with his big head taking up 75% of the screen. In the end, I had to turn it off... this episode was probably good, but he has ruined yet another program for me.
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Ancient Aliens: Aliens and Robots (2015)
Season 10, Episode 3
5/10
There's that man again
6 November 2019
I was enjoying this episode, even though I had seen the blithering nick pope at the beginning of the program. Thankfully, it was only a few seconds of him, as the program had started early, and I had been denied the pleasure of his rambles. I thought that would have been it, but ohh no, up he popped again, and again a few minutes later to tell us some basic maths. Why they have to have this slurring, babbling bloke on I do not know, I would have given this episode eight stars if he had not popped up and ruined everything.
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Goblin Works Garage (2018– )
5/10
First series was good
16 October 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The first series was much better than the second, one of the best builds was when they fitted a 5.0 litre ford racing engine in a capri 2.8i. When they started in the old Goblin factory, things were good, the move to a bigger factory in Manchester seems like a mistake.
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1/10
Annoying nick pope
3 October 2019
I would give this program a couple of more stars if it was not for one big-nosed, wittering thing... nick pope. The former tea-boy at the MOD, who managed to somehow work himself up to being in charge of cleaning out the bathrooms, makes me so angry when his blithering, slurring face suddenly pops up without warning. If there was a warning before his face popped up, it would be fine.
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Father Dowling Mysteries (1989–1991)
7/10
The Father Dowling Mysteries
16 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I remember watching The Father Dowling Mysteries on a Sunday evening, around 7:15 on BBC1, when I was about twelve. The Father Dowling Mysteries was one of the few programs that my Mum was allowed to watch, and I enjoyed sitting with her to watch it, and of course, I had seen Tracy Nelson.

Some of the episodes were daft, most of them were good, but what made my Mum and me so angry, was when that interfering Father Prestwick came into it. Everything was fine until he came along, always turning up, just as food was being served, always trying to please the Bishop, and always messing up.

I noticed that the entire three series was being shown on CBS Justice, and recorded them to see if it was just the same... and I loved poor Marie, I loved poor Father Dowling, and Sister Steve was still as yummy as ever. However, my hatred for Father Prestwick was worse than it had been when I was twelve.

I cannot understand the point of the aggravating man being there, apart from annoying everyone, why was he there? I watched series 3, episode 20 the other day, and I cannot believe that they made Father Prestwick so selfish, having to have the tv on, so that he could sleep... had I been Father Dowling, I would have smashed the tv over Father Prestwick's head.

I have just watched the last episode of series three, and I think that it was the worst episode out of the entire series, and must have been just cobbled together, as the next day, everything was shutting down. However, I shall keep all of the recordings to watch again at some other time.
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2/10
Father Dowling Mysteries... last episode.
16 April 2019
This last episode of the Father Dowling Mysteries looked like it was cobbled together out of an old story that had been initially rejected, with one that someone else had thought up at the last minute. With that, and Father Prestwick actually being good at something, let alone expertly playing the violin, was plain daft. Seeing Father Prestwick scraping and licking the pudding bowl reminded me of remembering long ago when I first saw him when I was about twelve, and thinking... why is that idiot in this excellent series.
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RoboCop (2014)
8/10
Not as good as the original, but still good
2 December 2018
I put off watching the reboot of Robocop because of all the negative views about it, but on a boring Sunday afternoon I decided to give it a go.

Why did I wait so long... granted, it's not as good as the original that I watched at my mates when I was 12, but hey, they are not allowed to make films as good as that anymore.

The only thing that I was wondering about was Samuel J Jackson's big cakehole... did he have to be in it the film, he is getting as bad as dwayne johnson for being in everything.
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The Punisher (1989)
1/10
german
2 December 2018
Just started watching this on Prime... for about a minute. why is it in german, and the subs are far to small to see. Even to buy the dvd, it's in german.
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Highway to Heaven: All That Glitters (1987)
Season 3, Episode 14
8/10
Brilliant episode
22 November 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I love this episode of Highway to Heaven, I have not seen the entire series, but whenever this one is on, I watch it. Of course, the part that I like most is when the mob boss tries to shoot Johnathan, but nothing happens. For the mob boss and his two goons, it certainly isn't a Highway to Heaven.
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Starsky and Hutch: Huggy Bear and the Turkey (1977)
Season 2, Episode 20
1/10
Dear God...
24 June 2018
I have been watching Starsky & Hutch since it aired on the Forces channel here in the UK. Some episodes are good, some are bad, but this was so bad that I had to stop watching it.
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