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Away (2020)
1/10
A so-called Sci-Fi series should at least try to be close to basic physics
10 January 2023
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You cannot have real-time conversations between the spaceship and Earth at these distances. Even from the moon there should be at least a 2.5 seconds delay on a 2-way communication, not to mention deep space as they travel away from the moon.

You cannot have real-time conversations up to a point in space and then say that from this point on it will suddenly take "1 hour" to communicate (at the closest distance from Earth, which is what Mars missions aim at, it takes about 6 minutes for a 2-way communication between Mars and Earth, not an hour).

Even though you can have artificial gravity in space with centrifugal force, you cannot have some astronauts be subject to this gravity while others are free-floating in the same area.

I can go on and on.

Even a soap opera must have some realistic base, and when it pretends to be a Sci-Fi show on top of being a soap opera - it should really stick to basic phisics.
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The I-Land (2019)
10/10
I have only one simple thing to say...
13 October 2019
People who do not watch a TV series (or a movie) to the end shouldn't review it. Ignore all the bad reviews of people who said that they stopped watching this series after a few episodes, they don't know what they're talking about.
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Game of Thrones: The Long Night (2019)
Season 8, Episode 3
1/10
It may look acceptable in 4K/HDR, but...
30 April 2019
The creators of this episode forgot that broadcast companies compress the video stream, having the largest impact on dark areas, and that most TV sets don't show dark areas well to begin with.

It might have been justified to film this episode at night to give the fires and the dragons more impact, but this doesn't justify leaving the audience in the dark, literally speaking.

The creators of the episode might have enjoyed what they saw on the camera monitors or during editing. It's a pity that they forgot that there's some audience out there as well.
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Sleeper (2018 TV Movie)
1/10
Trying to squeeze The Americans into 86 minutes is impossible, but...
14 December 2018
I might have still given it two stars rather than one if only the acting were at least close to decent. Sorry, Kara Kilmer is no Keri Russel, Brett Donahue is no Matthew Rhys, and Barbara Gordon is surely no Margo Martindale. So there you have it, a whiter shade of pale.
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Prison Break: Wine Dark Sea (2017)
Season 5, Episode 7
1/10
Yemen to Greece in 12 hours by boat? Really???
11 May 2018
How stupid or ignorant they think we are? Couldn't continue watching after this.
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Religulous (2008)
5/10
A rough cat makes the whole film not credible
1 April 2013
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Sometimes small, minor oversights may ruin an otherwise perfect piece of work.

Near the end of the movie there's a woman saying "I don't know much about George Bush but I vote for him because of his faith".

There's a clear, unprofessional cut - I may even call it a Jump Cut - in both video and audio before the word "faith".

The woman evidently didn't say that word at this point.

This makes the whole film non-credible for me, even though I strongly support everything it says.

If you're trying to make a point, you should be absolutely sure that you stick to strong foundations and don't revert to editorial tricks which may look dishonest (even if they're not).
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The Universe: Nemesis: The Sun's Evil Twin (2011)
Season 6, Episode 2
1/10
Outdated, mostly abandoned theory
26 November 2011
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It's a shame that the History Channel presents a theory that was postulated some 25 years ago but has since been proved wrong or at least unnecessary by most scientists, without even mentioning that this theory is outdated and mostly abandoned.

To begin with, the theory was based on a hypothesis that mass extinctions occur on regular 26-million year intervals. This is no longer believed to be true. In addition, recent analysis of data on outer solar system object orbital patterns suggest that Nemesis couldn't possibly exist. And several detailed astronomical surveys that should have detected Nemesis failed to do so.

The History Channel should stick to facts, or at least mark unpopular hypotheses as such.
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2/10
Great opera, mediocre performance, terrible cinematography
4 July 2009
Since the original 138-minute 70mm version is unavailable (and is believed to have been lost or probably destroyed) and the existing 35mm version has not been released to the public, I can only comment on the bootleg 115-min DVD that is probably based on a 16mm copy. The DVD quality is totally unacceptable - blurry, pixelated, pinkish, mono, and I don't know how close it is to the original since it has a frame in the middle that shows the words "sound print" (?), but this is not the issue. I can accept a bad bootleg copy of an unreleased good movie, but this movie is BAD in any aspect.

Gershwin's original Opera is a masterpiece. True, it's long, but not too long - other films are much longer (remember Gone with the Wind?) and the full-version 1993 TV production does not have a dull moment in it. Cutting an almost full hour from the Opera could perhaps have been justified, but unfortunately the result is a confused "something" which is neither an Opera nor a Musical but a cacophony, as one reviewer said.

The acting in most parts is unconvincing to say the least. Some of the actors are simply not suited for their roles (Sidney Poitier as Porgy, Brock Peters as Crown, to mention a few). Others are either under-acting or, more frequently, over-acting (Sammy Davis Jr. as Sportin' Life, Dorothy Dandridge as Bess). A director could perhaps extracted some better performance from some of the actors, but unfortunately a director's hand is not evident in any part of the movie.

The singing is decent in most parts, except that there's a major discrepancy between the spoken and sung voices and language of some of the characters (especially Porgy). A closer match could have been made by more careful assignments and direction.

But the worst part by far is the cinematography and editing, or the lack of them. I've seen very many movies, and I've never seen something that bad.

The absence of a zoom lens might have been a technical limitation, although to the best of my knowledge zoom lenses for movie cameras were introduced almost 30 years before this film was made (but perhaps not for 70mm). But the lack of a zoom lens should have placed a stronger emphasis on camera placement, camera movement and editing - not the other way around.

The majority of this movie is filmed using lengthy multiple-minute shots where the camera keeps still (or pans slightly when absolutely necessary), at normal eye level, where the actors are filmed in long or three-quarter shots. Not a single close-up that I can remember (maybe I missed one or two). VERY few cuts, and quite boring ones. The whole feeling is that of a cameraman sitting in his chair in a theater and filming from there without being able to move. BORING. I can't help comparing this to Eisestein's Battleship Potemkin from 1925. Camera movements and editing have already been invented by 1959, I wish they were used in this movie.

One reservation: As I said, these comments are based on the "sound print" bootleg version which is probably the only one currently available. The original movie might have had some different editing, but this is irrelevant, something that doesn't exist can't be commented on.

If the bootleg version has even a remote resemblance to the movie, I can only congratulate the Gershween family for making sure that it disappears forever. I still gave it a vote of 2 rather than 1 because, as I said, it is based on a masterpiece.
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Freedomland (2006)
10/10
A remarkable movie about love
23 December 2008
Freedomland is NOT a thriller, a crime movie or a melodrama. It is not even a movie about the oppression of African-Amiericans or the current shape of racism. If this is what you expect to see, you've probably been mislead and you're bound to be disappointed.

Freedomland is a story about one subject and one subject only: LOVE. Deep, complex, multi-layered love that can sometimes lead to dark places.

Thrill and crime and skin color are present, of course, but they only serve as tools. A movie is only as good as the tools used to construct it, and this movie happens to use superb tools in all areas - script, acting, directing, filming, music and sound.

I read many reviews that blame the film of having too many incomplete and/or irrelevant subplots. For me, this is one of the most coherent movies I've ever seen. I watched it several times and I couldn't find a single shot that was misplaced or redundant - as long as you don't look for the next turn in the plot but judge every piece of film-making by its contribution to the main theme.

It takes a little while for this theme to manifest itself, which is why you should watch it more than once - it's the only way to appreciate every moment. I surely will watch it again.
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Bewitched (2005)
9/10
You have to be a true movie lover to appreciate this little gem
14 December 2008
Forget about Bewitched. This is not a remake and it's not intended to be. The original story is just a framework - albeit a very delightful and refreshing one - for what turns out to be a tribute to so many things we learned to love in cinema and on television.

Nora Ephron managed to sprinkle this movie with so many subtle (or sometimes not so subtle) references to old and new favorites. Singing in the Rain, the Wizard of Oz, Harry Potter, SNL and Pulp Fiction, to name just a few, not to mention a future reference to Borat that hasn't been released yet - after all we are dealing with witches, aren't we :-) and of course to some of Nicole Kidman's previous work, such as Dogville and Moulin Rouge. Watching the movie with the intention to locate such references is fun by itself.

Speaking of Nicole Kidman, the casting is brilliant. There are too many movies out there that are based on famous names without any real substance, but this is definitely not one of them. The combination of off-character and in-character well-recognized actors adds a special zest that couldn't have been achieved otherwise.

My only reservation - and the reason I gave this movie a rank of 9 rather than 10 - is the use of commercials. Movies are a business, of course, but still I find an $85-million 2005 movie promoting soft drinks or food chains insulting. Well, at least we don't have a reference to Cast Away, which is somewhat comforting...

Go watch this movie with an open mind, you'll enjoy it. I surely did.
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Prison Break (2005–2017)
3/10
Season 4 - a pale shade of "24"
20 September 2008
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(This voting is just for season 4, or actually the 4 episodes that aired so far. My rating is much higher for the three previous seasons).

As long as Prison Break was about breaking out of a "regular" prison (season 1), trying to stay out of prison (season 2) and once again breaking out of an eerie prison (season 3) - it was an interesting and well-executed show, albeit a rather unrealistic and thus less convincing (for example, I was always amused by the speed in which our heroes got cured from very severe injuries as well as by the speed they traveled from one place to another).

But season 4 is different. To begin with, it's based on a basic and boring story of "there are some bad guys trying to harm our country, and some good guys trying to stop them, and the bad guys try to kill the good guys". The name Prison Braek has become irrelevant, as have most of the regulars and especially the new characters introduced in this season.

You see, the shows that we appreciate the most are those that create what's called "believable improbability". Harry Potter, or Lost, or "24". The situation cannot take place in reality, yet once we accept a few basic rules - everything makes sense. The opposite is "unbelievable probability", where a realistic situation has so many flaws and loopholes that we stop believing in it, and unfortunately season 4 of Prison Break falls within this definition.

The story is clumsy and boring. Conflicts and inconsistencies are ignored or dealt with in an amateurish manner, or in some cases without any reference or explanation whatsoever.

And the bad story seems to influence the actors. Brilliant performers from previous seasons have turned into flimsy puppets. And the new characters simply do not exist. After three seasons of effective "Company" and law-enforcement people, the new actors in this season barely move a muscle in their faces or a bone in their bodies. They are simply a bore to look at.

Rather than wait in suspense for the next turn or turmoil, I find myself waiting for the next inconsistency or improbability or bad acting. And I don't have to wait that much.

Prison Break should have concentrated on being a story about breaking out of prison, and if this story is exhausted - it should have found a compelling sequel. Unfortunately it has failed to do so, and it has become a bad joke, a (very) pale shade of "24". What a shame.
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Prison Break: Sona (2007)
Season 2, Episode 22
6/10
Too many inconsistencies
29 August 2008
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I got used to the numerous inconsistencies and illogical events in this series (the main one being - people getting cured blazingly fast from severe injuries), but this one has gone too far. How did Sara find the brothers' new boat (even before they did)? How did Kim find this new boat? If it took Michal 24 hours to bring the boat to Mahone, how did Link (cuffed to a pipe) go to the toilets? Why have the authorities arrested Michael and sent Sara free if their stories contradicted? If Sucre fell with his face to the ground, why was he found in the next shot lying on his back? Why did the brothers escape from the authorities when all they did was shoot a person who aimed a gun at them? How did Michael manage to open Link's handcuffs with a paper clip in a matter of two seconds? I could go on and on.

It seems that in a rush to end the season with everyone in Sona or dead, they let the story slip a bit too much.
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