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Doctor Who: The Giggle (2023)
Season Unknown, Episode Unknown
6/10
A very personal fight, with a lot of pointless noise.
11 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Starting off with the positives: the cast! NPH nailed the Toymaker! What a performance! DT and Catherine Tate are as great as ever. At times, even stronger than they were in "Wild Blue Yonder." Mel was a HUGE surprise and a very welcome one! All the cast were fantastic. However, the story itself didn't live up. Kate, Shirley, and even Mel all just stood there and watched. They didn't do anything. This story is a personal fight between the Toymaker and the Doctor. Everything else is completely redundant.

The first 15 minutes are tough to get through. More poor pacing and whizzing through what should have been important, emotional moments. Such as Kate Stewart hugging the Doctor. There is an apocalyptic threat where all humans turn into Karens, and it's taken without any hint of humor. It's all painfully serious. It's also hard to connect with because we don't get to experience the threat through the eyes of someone on the ground. RTD used to be great at that, like in episodes such as "The Poison Sky," where we see Wilf and Sylvia barricading themselves at home, fighting against the rising smog. Here, we have a conversation with one dude and then the rest of the concept is explained by Kate Stewart in a UNIT PowerPoint. Not only that, but the concept itself stops mattering after the 15-minute mark. We never hear about it again for the rest of the episode. There was no point in introducing it.

After that crucial 15-minute mark, the episode finds its rhythm, allowing space to deliver some of the best characterization for the 14th Doctor. He finally feels like a different incarnation from 10. The way he chastizes himself and his past actions is unique. He is the man who finally recognizes the harm his hubris causes, and has to face the consequences of it. A genuinely fresh take on the Doctor! It sucks that this only happens during his final episode, but I'm happy we got it. The horror funhouse vibe of this section is the highlight of the episode. The marionette sequence, Donna's fight with Sue, and the puppet show recap of the Moffat years were all brilliantly realized. NPH's monologue while shuffling the deck sent chills down my spine! Ending off with that "best two out of three" twist is quintessential Doctor Who.

However, things really get weird in the third act. Bi far the weirdest of them being (I'm so sorry for that pun), Bi-generation. I want to say Bi-generation isn't a bad concept, but I don't know if I can. It's hard to judge because it's frustratingly unexplained. It just happens, and nobody knows why. I'm pretty sure RTD himself doesn't have an explanation. He just thought it would be cool, so he went for it without really thinking about how it fits into the story. Turning this into a surprise multi-Doctor story was a cool idea, and since they're the same person, they both challenge the Toymaker to a game that strains his physical form. That concept works, it really works. However, it needed a better explanation. RTD didn't give much thought to why it's happening, so the script kinda just tells you to accept it and move on. That's the part which feels like bad fanfiction.

The game of catch 14, 15, and the Toymmaker play was just absurd enough to be thoroughly enjoyable. While the director aimed for a sense of tension by cutting to shots of the legacy characters gasping, DT, Ncuti, and NPH made it a goofy and cool spectacle. Eventually, the Doctors won out, and even though I wish more emphasis was put on their winning throw, it still works as is. The denouement was touching with DT's Doctor settling down and finally getting a family again, after all these decades. This is also a nice meta send-off for DT himself, having come back to the franchise to play the Doctor for a third time. Meanwhile, Ncuti Gatwa sails off across the stars, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready for a new adventure! Hopefully this time, with pants on...

So, yeah, that's a lot. Certainly the biggest review I've written. So much happens in this single-hour special that this script alone could've spanned the entire 60th trilogy. Part 1 being the Karen Apocalypse where the Doctor and Donna are reunited, and stop the signal together with UNIT. Part 2 could see them tracing the signal's origin back to 1925, and be dedicated purely to the Horror Funhouse. Part 3 would return the Doctor and Donna to 2023 to play the UNIT game. More time might've allowed Kate, Mel, and Shirley something to do, a way to impact the plot and the audience aside from them just being there, and would've given the Bi-generation the time it needed to be properly explored and explained.

All in all, the core of this story is the Toymaker wanting to get revenge on the Doctor. That's it. But since it's an anniversary event, the script has a lot of legacy characters thrown in that end up being completely redundant. Remove them all and nothing changes. It's another Chibnall-era complaint, again, but even he gave Tegan and Ace stuff to do in "Power of the Doctor." Poor Mel just stands there the whole episode, and at one point just describes her backstory. When you just focus on the Doctor and the Toymaker, it's really something special, everything else is meaningless noise.
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Behind the Smile (II) (2023)
9/10
Tight, intimate, and relatable
11 December 2023
Darious Britt's return to filmmaking is a more than welcome one, and this short underscores his growth as a filmmaker. The film is tight, intimate, and relatable. Hearing Birdie's thoughts was mesmerizing (thanks to Gabi Urias's fantastic voice), immediately reminiscent of the Bojack Horseman episode "Stupid Piece of Shit." However, while they both share this concept, the short distinguishes itself with a more grounded and authentic execution. The cinematography was top-notch. Having watched almost everything this guy has produced, it seemed like here he finally found his own visual style. This is Darious's best work with a camera so far, and that clever spin on the title to end the short was so abrupt. I was mesmerized throughout the whole thing, and that final scene jolted me awake. Gosh, I haven't even mentioned how great the sound design and music were!

I don't wish to romanticize the film too much. This short isn't the best thing in the world, but it's as thrilling as a story about a woman getting ready for work can be. It's not for everyone. I'm admittedly a fanatic for well-executed depression in media. From manga's "She and Her Cat," to Doctor Who's "Vincent and the Doctor." It's a widely used, and very powerful subject matter, but few ever get it right. Darious has. It's his best work so far. I'm excited to see what new heights he reaches for next.

And thank you for making this.
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The Bear (2022– )
10/10
A very human show. And it does the whole "being human" thing better than most
18 November 2023
This show delicately walks the line between grueling and enjoyable. It's a show about characters who are not good people, who interact with each other in toxic ways. But just when you've almost had enough, just as you are about to quit the show because of how much you dislike them, something unexpected happens. A deeper part of them is revealed, or they suddenly sit down and talk things out in a heartwarming way, and it just breathes new life into you. Every time. Those become the moments you live for. There are no villains or antagonists in this show. Only people grappling with their own toxic traits, and trying to be better people, coworkers, and family members. They just fumble a lot until they figure out how. This show is challenging, but the writers understand levity better than anyone, and they know just how to time it!

The scripts do not hold you hand. You have to pay attention to character interactions to decipher people's motives and mindsets. There's barely any exposition (that you can tell), and most of the deeper stuff is written in-between the lines. Not enough shows do this, and "The Bear" does it well. Despite being set in a grimy kitchen, the cinematography is fantastic. The show keeps experimenting visually with inventive psychedelic scenes and other visual ideas. For example, the episode "Review" is shot in a single take (or at least made to look like a single take). There's a reason it's the second highest rated episode. I haven't even gotten to talk about the cast yet who are all absolutely stellar in their roles, and "Review" is the pinnacle of their talents. Watching each character attempt to suppress their stress and rage as everything goes so far out of control is expertly paced by the writers, director, and actors. It's so much easier for an actor to display rage than it is to show them actively supressing it. Big props to both cast and crew alike!

"The Bear" also redefines how to script a show on a streaming service. Each episode is about 30 minutes, no fluff, no filler. It's become a trend on streaming services recently to make each episode as long as they want because they no longer have to cut the episodes down to fit in advertisements and timeslots. Making many modern scripts bloated and dull. However, this show highlights how effective the opposite is. It makes the stories as short as they need to be. The longest episode in season 1 being 47 minutes. Its shortest? 20! (That episode is "Review" btw). Even with a big cast of characters and complex family dynamics, the show remains comprehensible and engaging. This is a feat many shows struggle with, even with longer runtimes and more episodes (looking at you, "Walker")

I am not the type of person to write soppy reviews, or to romanticize a show too much. But "The Bear" is a very human experience. It's raw, genuine, and goes beyond just being entertaining. It does a fantastic job at making your care for these people, at times even forgetting they're characters. Being there for their darkest moments, and eventually fight their way to being a functional family is glorious. Characters I hated the most at the start became my favorites by the end. It's hard to view this show through a purely analytical lens. It does everything right technically, and more. As I stated before, it's human. And it does the whole "being human" thing better than most other shows. It's intense, captivating, and rewarding.
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Criminal Minds: And in the End (2020)
Season 15, Episode 10
5/10
Flawed, but with some high points
20 August 2023
For the past few seasons, the Criminal Minds stories seemed extremely rushed and slapped-together. The intentions behind each script felt more like "we gotta hit this deadline" instead of "we're telling entertaining stories." However, Season 15 shattered that idea (for the most part). The pacing was slower, characters were developed more fully, and there was tension and atmosphere in most of the episodes. Heck, there was even time to mess around with the narratives to create episodes that were genuinely unique (Saturday and Date Night). Not something you'd expect from a show going for 15 years, and not something I've been able to say about "Criminal Minds" for a long time. However, this finale faltered quite heavily. Going back to the frustrating breakneck pacing and underdeveloped plot lines. Right at the end, the show devolved, reminiscent of the it's weaker moments.

Let's talk story: It was messy. Reid embarks on an introspective guided tour through past plot points. With older actors reprising their roles to lead him. It's a storyline that feels so utterly disconnected from the rest of the episode that one could call it pointless. Like it was just there to make people feel nostalgic. It serves no story purpose, and suddenly just stops. Halfway through the story Reid (for absolutely no reason), wakes up and is 100% back to his old self with no repercussions whatsoever... Um, what? It felt like there was a different, better finale that got scrapped at the last minute. Which, is exactly what Criminal Minds continually felt like for the previous 5 seasons.

Then, there's Rossi's side. His wife gets kidnapped and there's a hostage swap. Rossi battles Lynch for one final time to end it all. Which, was honestly fantastic!

Despite how negative I'm being, there is a reason this episode is given nothing lower than a 5. The conclusion to Lynch's storyline was highly entertaining, and the private jet sequence was outstanding. It was a lot of fun seeing the old location used in bold, creative ways. It blowing up at the end was a striking visual that conveys just how final this episode is supposed to be. The after party was great, and watching Penelope shut down her office was an emotional end. I do agree it was weird only saying goodbye to her and Reid when the groundwork was laid for almost all the main cast to go their separate ways. It breaks down a bit of the finality of the constantly publicized "final season." However, that's not a huge bugbear. And now that the show has come back again, it doesn't really matter now.

All in all, this was certainly a finale. It had its moments, but ultimately dropped the ball. It's unclear why it turned out the way it did, but it still had some sparks & scenes that showcase just how good the show is.
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9/10
A fantastic slow-building mystery
4 December 2022
What started off as a mildly interesting piece with a neat gimmick turned into an astonishing bit of Doctor Who media over the course of its 2 hour runtime.

I heard so much praise about this one and I enjoyed hearing the idea for it, but what this story nails is the execution. The pacing was nice, the flow of information was steady to where I wasn't completely confused, but I still needed to know more and the soundscape was truly remarkable. On-par with the kind of stuff released today, if not better. It's all an intriguing mystery that builds up to something spectacular. Each cast member serves a purpose and all of them were fantastic.

It takes a little while for the story to really get going, but once we get introduced to Hex's part in everything, the audio grips you and doesn't let you go! His segment of the "Live 34" story is one that I'll never forget.

It was kind of fun to play this story out loud in my home and react to it like I would imagine anyone in that situation would. Even though no real person lives in this fictional colony; the world, story, and its presentation is very enticing. Everything considered, I would agree that this is one of the best of Big Finish's early works.
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1/10
Alan Barnes doesn't get the Sontarans
4 December 2022
This threatening, war-like race is entirely incompetent in this story and every single one of the characters in this story is an idiot! They are played for laughs during the entire audio and I hate seeing my absolute favorite DW enemies turned into the laughing stock that Alan Barnes clearly thinks they are. From cringe jokes like the Sontarans being sexist and somehow having genders themselves (even though they should have no concept of genders), to a Sontaran who had his tongue cut out during his time as a prisoner being used as a comedy bit because he can't speak anymore and just makes weird noises now. It's just sad really.

The Sontarans just don't feel like Sontarans. They feel more like those quirky guards in "Paradise Towers" that are sticklers for rules to a fault. As emphasized by the gag where the Sontarans cannot shoot the Doctor unless three Sontarans are present. Nothing cool about Sontaran society is explored, even though the beginning is set on Sontar. I loved the idea of the Sontarans with more scars being the more respected ones, but Barnes managed to make even that concept a joke!

I haven't even mentioned the rest of the audio yet which is also pretty poor. The admittedly kinda creepy side-villains and the super important elements of the Sontaran curse aren't even introduced until we're well over the halfway point of the story. Yet, somehow, this episode is also VERY padded for runtime, so Barnes can just write in as many jokes about the Sontarans as he can. Over 40% of the episode could be cut out entirely and you wouldn't miss much.

Even the main cast couldn't save this episode. Nyssa is just bland and has nothing to do. Tegan is particularly loud, stupid, and annoying in this one, and everyone seems to have it out for Turlough for some reason. I don't even like Turlough, but even I started saying "Get off his back! You are treating him with more spite than the Sontarans in front of you!" Every bit of dialogue surrounding Turlough, whether it'd be his friends talking about him behind his back, or talking right to his face, was just a slight at him as a person.

Honestly, there is just nothing to love about this episode.
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8/10
A tense, well-paced buildup
4 December 2022
This episode didn't enamor me as much as I thought it would at first, but it takes up until the ending for the listener to fully appreciate this one. This is an adventure, through and through!

This Indiana Jones-styled adventure in space did not disappoint when the final credits rolled, but it did take a bit of work to get there. I couldn't tell some of the characters apart and the audio mixing had a few issues, but those are minor on the whole. The biggest issue this story faced was the fact that it was too visual. Not only with the setting, but the whole idea of tomb-styled booby traps doesn't work the best in audio. On paper it's great, and the scriptwriters did their best with it, but it slowed down the pace a little too much during some places. However, as you get further along into the story, you realize that you are there less for the traps, and more for the twists. Said twists aren't on a "World Enough & Time" level, but they infused an interesting bit of drama that I was keen to hear play out.

The biggest draw for this episode is the ending. It took me until the final 10 minutes to realize that all I had listened to beforehand was buildup. The climax of the story was expertly acted, The sound design was immaculate, and the music was phenomenal. It had an intensity to it that too few monthly stories attempt. Like I said at the beginning, this is an adventure, through and through. As the cast grew and shrank, motives learned, and loved ones lost, you really get a sense of how much had happened in the past 2 hours. Other audios may feel like standstills or like not much happens (looking at you, "Scavenger"), but this story kept moving and everything culminated into a stellar ending!

Side note: For context, there is a character in this episode that was originally introduced in the previous story "Moonflesh." It's not critical to know who she is, but that is where she is from. This is technically her trilogy, though, she doesn't appear until very late into the story.
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Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor (2022)
Season Unknown, Episode Unknown
7/10
Messy plot, but it's still so special
4 December 2022
Short & Sweet Review!

The plotting and structure is an absolute mess, ESPECIALLY in the beginning. However, characters (previously Chibnall's weakest area) are mostly given a great deal to do and each are served very well by the writing (except Dan. Poor chap left in the first 6 minutes). The ideas are solid, and the Master's plan is absolutely BEAUTIFUL! Oh, it fits him so incredibly well. But even in a 90-minute runtime, all of these elements struggle to have some breathing room or any deeper exploration of themes. If this were expanded into a trilogy (A Dalek episode, a Cyberman episode, and the Master episode to end it all off), this could've been Chibnall's magnum opus. The story is wild, fun, and shows real vision. It also does a phenomenal job at bringing back and honoring classic elements of the show. Way better than "Day of the Doctor" did (fantastic movie, don't get me wrong, but its weakest aspect was honoring the history of the show. It was just about Nu Who).

All in all, it's better to treat this episode more as an event than a story. The writing falls apart when you look at it, but no matter how messy it is, it will forever be special.
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10/10
This needs to be talked about more!
4 December 2022
This is my favorite Big Finish release. A timey wimey adventure done to perfection! The story was intricate yet easy to understand, the characters were distinctive and memorable, the cast gave it their all and what come out at the end was a masterpiece.

The music is fantastical and swelled to climaxes that conveyed a dramatic tone with essences of beauty. It matched the scenery which is a beautiful overgrown botanical garden that's trying to kill everyone!

Hargreaves is among the best side characters Big Finish have made, and the actor for him is splendid. The plot made everyone separated, but gave them all pretty equal screen-time. Everyone had a part to play. It's everything I could have wanted from a story. This is so underrated and not talked about enough. Highly enjoyable!
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4/10
A documentary which pales in comparison to the subjectmatter
24 June 2022
The live show itself looked to be a ton of fun, especially after seeing clips and full segments that were posted online after the fact. However, this behind-the-scenes documentary didn't measure up.

This hour-long look backstage of the tour starts with each main cast member talking about their birthdays... Oh boy. Most of the interview segments, especially in the beginning, are so random and scattershot. There is no cohesion, and pretty much every interview, although existing in the same segment, will talk about varying, unconnected topics. Most of which were pretty mundane.

There was no story on the whole, no structure, and no path for the audience to follow their favorite creators' through the tour. Just random interview segments of half-baked questions and comedic bits. Running gags would appear out of nowhere and then get forgotten about. Same with the title cards telling the audience the date, time, and what new city they landed in (which appear after like 15 minutes. I thought they were already on the road for that timeframe). Said title cards were the most uninspired, boring, white text on a black background I've ever seen. The ending nostalgic look back on the tour felt pretty hollow given nothing much of substance was shown throughout a lot of the runtime.

There were also some really weird transitions in the beginning. I can't tell what they were meant for. For example, there would be mystical music playing over streaks of gold moving on a white background between scenes. Almost like close-ups of letters for a logo that we never see. Then, there is a basic dissolve effect and we go right back to whatever the next segment will cover. That's only one example, but a surprisingly frequent one too.

The second half is what saves this documentary. Eventually, both the audience and the editors find a groove. The antics and random cuts make more sense after getting acclimatized to the tour itself, and the uber strange transition effects are gone. There are some more in-depth talks with the boys about their lives and charity work, alongside some moving discussions with Mark. He shares some unique insight into his past and present that even as a long-time fan of his, I never knew. It gave me a new outlook on him, and a bit of my own life.

It's hard not to compare this to Dude Perfect's "Backstage Pass" documentary that went over the EXTREMELY similar ground just a year after, but I can't help it. In no way was I expecting this one to measure up (given that 'Backstage Pass' is one of the best documentaries on YouTube in general), but this documentary failed to even do the simple basics of story and structure.

All in all, this isn't a video that will entertain the layperson or one that is a fan of documentaries. This is specifically for fans who don't care what the content is, as long as Mark and his friends are in it. There is no structure, and the creators expect you to know all of the information already going into it. Which, is already an unrealistic ask of any documentary. The first half is treated just like the second. There is no introduction to what is going on, just random bits of backstage banter that eventually culminate into some attempts at a narrative by the end. This review is harsh, but I didn't hate it. I'm a fan of Markiplier and it was fun seeing him and his friends doing something as crazy as a live tour. I'm just criticizing this work on the merits of it being a behind-the-scenes documentary. While this was enjoyable purely from a fan standpoint, it was disappointing from a documentary standpoint.
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Doctor Who: Legend of the Sea Devils (2022)
Season Unknown, Episode Unknown
5/10
Spectacularly Mediocre
18 April 2022
Certainly far from the worst of Chibnall, but not one of his best either. This episode sits in this very uncomfortable zone of spectacular mediocrity.

The dialogue is clunky and quite over explanatory (more so than usual). The pacing is far too rushed. This story could've really benefitted from being longer than 50 minutes. That extra time with the characters and fleshing out story aspects naturally would've helped solve the mediocrity problem.

The guest actors did phenomenal with the material given (one of them being a Whovian in his first ever professional acting role. Good for him), and Yaz and Dan have really come through as a fantastic duo! Mandip and John are a lot of fun together. And the special effects! Oh man, the special effects were incredible this time around! Having to work on only 2 episodes this year has allowed the VFX team plenty of time to come out with a quality production.

However, some of these positive aspects are overshadowed by the new director. She's not good at action sequences, and this one of the most action-packed episodes in recent times. For instance, moments where characters take damage will be spliced with shots of enemies slicing towards the camera at nothing. It feels jarring and given the way the cameras move, you feel lost as to where you are in the fight. Reducing all the fun action hijinks to nothing more than noise. Given a different director, this could've been much more fun.

The Sea Devils were portrayed well in this one. Their goals made sense and their costumes are among the best modernizations of classic villains. However, I feel a little gypped because the large sea monster plastered in every trailer and hyped up in the beginning was useless by story's end. After about halfway through the episode it just stops appearing and is never mentioned again. It was spectacularly done when it was around, just wish we could've seen more of it!

All in all, this is an average Chibnall story with stellar production value. Given a different writer and director this could've been something really special.
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Doctor Who: The Vampires of Venice (2010)
Season 5, Episode 6
9/10
Solid as a rock!
18 December 2021
In memory of the dearly departed Hellen McCrory, I decided to review her one Doctor Who contribution. Which, is a very solid episode.

The plot, when said out loud, is admittedly quite strange (as is most of Doctor Who to be fair), but Toby Whithouse constructed a well-paced mystery with some neat twists. It's got a great balance of comedy and seriousness. Such as Rory switching clothes with a 17th century Venusian as a disguise. Leaving a 17th century Gondola pilot wearing a stag night shirt!

The performances by all the cast were great. They were all clearly comfortable in their characters and knew what they were doing. Everyone had great chemistry. The way madam Calvierri was portrayed in both the writing and performance was masterfully done. You could easily envision this as a 2 hour classic episode. I did not want to leave Venice by the 45 minute mark.

All in all, this is a solidly paced mystery with some neat elements. The way it keeps its continuity and connects to the series plot is smartly handled too.
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The X-Files: Surekill (2001)
Season 8, Episode 8
5/10
Removing the mystery
16 December 2021
"Surekill" is an okay episode, but it didn't really involve the X Files team. The story is solely centered on a love triangle between 3 rat exterminators, one of them being a murderer that happens to have x-ray vision. Scully and Dogget dip in and out of about 4 scenes in total, and by the end it's treated as if this was another episode that our supernatural-hunting heroes had solved. On the subject of x-ray vision, it is very generic and uninspired. The concept itself is not an idea to totally discount, as it has plenty of unique story potential, but it was completely shoved to the side after an extremely effective opening to make way for the rather underwhelming love-triangle. That was core shortcoming of this story. It could've made for a very climactic finish if the writers decided to stick us with Dogget and Scully's perspective. Alas, the love triangle had to take up the majority of the runtime leaving nothing to the imagination or our own speculation. We were told the story, there was no mystery.

All in all, nothing about this episode really grabs you, especially where our main characters are concerned. It's not terrible by any stretch of the imagination. It just really could've used a little imagination. However, it had some tiny sparks of what could've been. Like when Dogget flips off the lightswitch at a crime scene and we get this beautifully eerie shot of sunlight poking through countless bullet holes in the walls. That image is still burned into my mind! The actors give this one their all, it's a shame they couldn't have gotten a more inventive script.
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Doctor Who: The Caretaker (2014)
Season 8, Episode 6
4/10
An episode that could say a lot, but refuses to
17 November 2021
This episode feels like a run-of-the-mill story all the way through, even though the themes and characters conflicts are completely unique to this entry alone. Before all that, I'd like to point out that exploring the school setting was a neat idea, considering Clara suddenly and mysteriously landed a teaching job here during the 50th. Having an episode centered around her daily life here makes this place feel lived in as we experience what is essentially a normal day for her being interrupted by the Doctor's shenanigans. Some scenes were genuinely funny, like when Clara tells off the Doctor for correcting her in class, thinking he's going to share some weird alien story, only for him to respond by saying "I read it in a book." Also, the antagonist wasn't terrible, just incredibly basic. It just adds to the whole run-of-the-mill feeling.

None of the run-of-the-mill elements mentioned above are inherently negative when realizing that the focal point of the story is Danny discovering the world of the Doctor. And how his relationship with Clara starts becoming weathered by it. However, the episode fails at making this work. There is a lot of potential for these two, and some really interesting themes are brought up that only this episode could tackle. However, it's not treated as anything special. There are times where we see Danny is just trying to understand Clara, and there are scenes that lay the groundwork for some really moving dialogue, but none of it is acted upon. Clara explains basically nothing in the most cookie-cutter lines imaginable. There is no emotional connection built up through this. It's bland.

After looking at the biggest negative of the episode, let's flip tones and look at the biggest positive, Courtney Woods. I'm serious. Sure, her character becomes unbearable in that episode I don't wish to speak the name of, but she is genuinely funny in this one. The few interactions between Capaldi and her really work. They play off each other really well, they both deliver the jokes expertly, and the actual dialogue itself was honestly enjoyable. That and the final action sequence were creative. It brought a bit of color into this admittedly boring episode and brought everything to a moderately effective close.

All in all, this episode has an ending that ties the story up well, but most everything beforehand is just bland. Scenes are filled with cookie-cutter dialogue with no real passion behind writing Danny and Clara's relationship. With everything that went into it, this story should've been a lot better than it was.
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10/10
An hour of TV you don't want to miss!
11 November 2021
YES YES YES!!! This is everything I've wanted out of Flux, heck, out of Jodie's entire tenure!

An episode that doesn't lose itself in stupidly shallow politics, where every idea has room to breathe, and no character feels rushed. This episode felt perfectly balanced. Not only that, but the return of menacing, ruthless Sontarans is a wish that for over a decade hasn't seen granted. Until today, that is! The Sontarans are once again a force to be reckoned with, and the show doesn't pull any punches with them either. Chris Chibnall showed us how deadly they can be this episode. The new science behind the Sontarans' suits Chibnall added is a little shaky, but for this excursion, it worked fine enough.

Although, I also noticed a bigger flaw within the episode, and that was missing context. Flux was definitely meant to be longer than 6 episodes, and you can feel it the most here so far. Such as Dan being a little too comfortable in companion role, and way too confident to be going out on his own against an entire alien army. He just was introduced to aliens about 2 hours ago in his timeline. Plus, the missing context for who "The Passenger" is contributes to my theory: I feel at least one episode was supposed to air between Halloween and this one. That's a criticism I sweep under the rug though, as it seems like more of a constraint set by circumstance (I. E. COVID or the BBC), rather than a failure on Chris Chibnall's behalf. Basically meaning that this is not something I blame Chibnall for. This shortcoming seems to be something the BBC forced on him and he did his best with it. Heck, if anything, this makes me really interested to know what Dan's first proper episode in the TARDIS was supposed to be. Maybe Big Finish, when they get the rights to the Chibnall's era, could create a new series of Lost Stories for the proposed episodes that never made it to screen during the Flux story reduction.

All in all, this is easily the best episode of Jodie's run. Maybe even of Chibnall's Doctor Who contributions too (including the magnificent "Countrycide" from Torchwood season 1). The perfect balance of character, action, and mystery! Probably going to buy the Blu-Ray for Flux just to relive this one again and again!
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The X-Files: Babylon (2016)
Season 10, Episode 5
6/10
Had good intentions, but the execution fell off
10 November 2021
This could've been a solid 30-minute story, but due to the structure of broadcast TV, it was instead stretched to be 42 minutes. This is mostly felt in the tripping sequence and the denouement. Each one was drawn out to almost pain-staking proportions because that is what the studio called for. That's not to say it ruins the episode, but it does kill the pace at times, and even ventures into the avenue of over-explaining itself. Case in point: the final scene where Mulder and Scully walk along a road and openly talk about the themes of the episode. It didn't feel natural or a part of the story, rather a conversation you'd hear two friends have after the episode's broadcast.

Although, the episode length isn't the only issue in this script. Everything felt very on the nose. Most of the dialogue with the side characters was just blatantly "let's write people who are unequivocally in the wrong to help prove our point." It even steps the line into stereotyping at times, even though the story itself is a statement against that.

However, this episode does boast some huge positives. I can clearly see what the writers were trying to go for, and the balance between humor and the dark subject matter had good intentions. The power of suggestion plays a huge part in the episode, and the analogy between the antagonists' actions and the effects of the Mulder's pill was cleverly done. The Mulder and Scully doppelgangers, while not used to the extent they could've, mixed things up. They made the episode feel fresh. And that boat sequence is such a visual treat!

All in all, it's a stretched-out, dialogue-heavy mess, but it's built on a strong foundation. It's an enjoyable enough episode, but not one for repeat viewings.
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4/10
A poorly paced collage of different plots
31 October 2021
This episode is just epic. It has an amazing scale with incredible ambition, but it loses casual viewers immediately by being so complex and hard to follow.

The entire episode is just a constant setup for future stories. Chibnal, for some reason, decided to give us a glimpse of every single plot he has coming up. That was literally the intent of this story. It really takes until the final scene for everything to click as all this buildup reaches a head. But even at that, this chapter should have just stuck to only having one or two subplots instead of currently where it has like, 6? I think? Honestly lost track.

There are two huge points about this episode that really hold it back.

1) This episode has NO breathing room. This is the tightest episode of Chirs's run (which is saying something). It's poorly paced with each moment either being some kind of action bit or information dump or mystery building or alien introduction. Barely any time is spent on the actual characters or really forming a coherent narrative. As stated above, Chibnal put every plot he's got coming up into this one episode, almost like a collage. This chapter really could've benefitted from following only two or three plots, and then introducing the others throughout the following episodes.

2) This next problem plays into the breathing room issue mentioned above somewhat, but essentially Chibnal just expects you to accept things without explanation. Usually when random things happen (such as aliens disguised as politicians that fart a lot in season 1) have time dedicated to explain why this thing happened. Usually in a scientific way. Going back to the farting aliens from 15 years ago, it was explained by the fact that the aliens use a decide to compress themselves into human bodies, they are usually much bigger. I won't reveal any here to keep away from spoiler, but there are many, many of these random moments that could've benefitted form having a little breathing room to explain or at least process.

This isn't an episode you could sit down and watch with your family. I tried, they all got too confused, then got bored, then left. Even though they generally enjoy the show. This episode was written for the hardcore fans. It's not made for casual viewers. It falls on its face as the start to a new story, let alone an episode of a TV show.

All in all, this does not feel like a good opening chapter. It's got a wealth of writing issues and a very convoluted plot, but it did showcase a lot of creativity and ambition. Curious to see if Chibnal can continue to deliver. Although it's pretty epic, it would've hugely benefited from being cleaner and more streamlined.
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The Old Guard (2020)
9/10
This movie acts like it's a sequel, but it's not. Otherwise, it's pretty great!
13 April 2021
Okay, negatives first: We never get a true introduction to all of the main characters. Each of them establish themselves offscreen and the audience just has to pick up what they can from there. Which, leaves us with only a surface-level exploration of the characters. Joe and Nicky are gay and dating each other while Booker is... uh... just Booker, I guess. For those characters, there's no more exploration into who they are. Nile was an interesting fish out of water character and could've provided an easy means of introducing the main cast to the audience, but when she's going to meet everyone for the first time, the movie immediately skips to the next scene where they've already met and go on about plot stuff again.

Worst of all is the antagonist. He's is just as plain as they come, a generic business-owning millionaire who either only cares about money or saving lives. It seems like the writers can't decide between these two motivations so he bounces between them every other scene. He also is not explored at all and is not given any reason for his motivations. He's either just greedy for the sake of being greedy, or maybe wanting to save lives somehow.

Now, all the negatives I have stated above account for a very small portion of the film and each can be easily fixed in the sequel (which is heavily implied might happen). Everything else about the movie is spectacular! The rest of the main characters are deeply explored through the concept of the film in a perfect meld of plot and people. Andy is a likable protagonist who the audience can connect with through her grief that we explore during the entire movie, and Nile feels relatable because she is just thrown into this world of killing, hunting, and mayhem without any prior knowledge. Much like the audience. The secondary villain's motivations are kept hidden until the ending and the writers create a very believable scene that helps us understand what motivates him. Plus, the presentation is immaculate. From the first 60 seconds, I was hooked and could tell this movie was not going to be your typical big-screen fare.

All in all, this movie is nowhere near as bad as some are saying. It's a fun action-packed ride with some neat character moments (and a few forced ones, but those don't last long).
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9/10
A pretty fun and intense action film
12 April 2021
This movie is nothing that will blow your socks off narratively, but for the most part, it is pretty well grounded. We follow the story of a recently engaged man that tries to hunt down terrorists after losing his would-be wife in an attack. From there, we get into the nitty-gritty of world affairs, the CIA, and a specialized training force aimed at creating brutally efficient assassins. Each idea feels like it has room to breathe and the characters are mostly likeable.

The main draw, of course, is the action, which looks stellar! Serious money was dumped into this aside from the celebrity casting and it shows! Everything from the car chases, hand to hand combat, gunplay, etc. It all combines together wonderfully. All the action in this movie builds up to an amazing climax. This film knows how to nail pacing and it never blows its load early. The music was gorgeous too, especially during the climax.

Acting isn't usually a thing that people expect to be good out of a straight action flick like this, but this movie does have capable people in front of the cameras who give it their all.

All in all, I don't see why this movie gets such a bad score. My only guess is that it might be based on a book or something like that and people hate it for that sole reason (which is a very narrow-minded view that limits creativity). Everything came together to create an exciting 2 hour epic! I can only imagine how fun this must've been for Dylan O'Brien to record.
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Doctor Who: The God Complex (2011)
Season 6, Episode 11
7/10
Praise... Him...
12 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
After picking this episode up again on a whim, I have to say, it's not quite as good as I remember it being. Which is a shame, because the ideas in this one were phenomenal.

One of the things that stuck out worse than a sore thumb was the pacing. The first half of it whizzes by, leaving the audience in the dust and the atmosphere unable to assert itself. After that however, we do get some excellent moments. Such as Rory talking about how Howard getting over a massive stutter is an amazing accomplishment, even when compared to saving the world. There are lots of these little things thrown in to make this creepy and unsettling episode also an emotional one. The best of these moments, is the one where Amy sees the Doctor for what he really is. "Just a madman with a box." It's a beautiful sequence that moves this up from a 6 to a 7.

The music was off surprisingly. It wasn't that the tracks were bad, but misused. It sometimes felt too exciting and adventurous during scenes that should've been quiet and suspenseful. Plus, the tracks were just basic and overused in general. I haven't watched any Matt Smith episodes for the past 6 months, but I could still pick out the tracks and name them. Which, broke my immersion.

The chemistry between the actors is great and pulls this episode together. I laughed at the brilliant interplay between the characters and actors. I also laughed at places I shouldn't have. Like the random gym teacher berating the Doctor just before the monster comes. It was so random and out-of-left-field that it was silly. As were many of the dreams. There were solid ideas there, like Rita's father yelling at her for getting a B in her class, but not great execution.

All in all, this isn't a bad episode, but I am frustrated with the presentation. It had a great combination of eeriness and emotion that would easily be a 9 or a 10 if the writers could've taken things a bit more slowly.
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Pandemic (VI) (2020)
7/10
A neat little experiment
7 January 2021
This is a unique short that focuses on capturing a feeling rather than telling a story. Which is something that would normally be a huge complaint, but in this case it works.

It takes relatable concepts like lockdowns, Zoom calls, wearing masks, negativity in the media, and uses each of them to invoke different feelings while keeping the same atmosphere. It's a concoction of different emotions mixed together in a bold way. The shots are beautiful and filled with creativity and the sound design is immaculate. Creator, Darious Britt, knows how to make ten cents look like a dollar and this is a shining example of that.

Although, it doesn't hold up well on repeat watches. It mostly boils down to a collage with sounds and some motion. Which, isn't that rewarding after the third or even second watch. That being said, this is something to try out for yourself at least once. For the price of absolutely free to watch on YouTube, this is something you shouldn't glance over. It's an experience, there's no better way to describe it!
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3/10
You will not enjoy this movie, unless...
10 December 2020
Speaking objectively, this is not a good film, even for a low-budget indie filmmaker. It has a decent cast and some amazing cinematography at certain points (I.E. The salon sequence), but other than that, this movie isn't good. The story is a little ridiculous at points, and the movie itself felt rushed for 80% of its runtime.

The incredibly interesting story behind this production is the reason I found the movie and Austin's YouTube channel. I recommend watching that instead of the movie. I know this page has a lot of 10/10 reviews, but they are not talking about the movie. They are talking about either the creator himself or his behind-the-scenes video: "I made a movie, it sucked." Which I would give a 10/10 too, but that's a separate video on a completely different platform. I respect the creator's wish to not glorify his hour and ten minutes of vanity, so I won't. It's not a complete failure with absolutely no redeeming value, but unless you are watching it for a very specific reason, you will not enjoy this movie.
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