Dagobah_Man

What if Jesus and Judas were Grifters, one pretending to be a messiah so the other can sell him out? What if the fake Messiah manages to get himself crucified, just as they were about to escape with thirty pieces of silver? What if the fake Messiah has to bribe all of the Roman guards with sexual favors in order to escape, and what if his followers now think he's risen from the dead? Would Jesus and Judas hang up their hats and get while the getting's good, or would they take their scam to the next level? After all, a Born Again God is more profitable than a lowly Messiah.

I've watched this five times now and I can't stop laughing, right down to the Brokeback Mountain ending and the funny credits. SEE THIS MOVIE!!!

And remember; Han shot first...

I cannot believe some people out there didn't like this film, yet claim to have enjoyed Episode One. No comparison whatsoever. "The Empire Strike Back" is George Lucas' best contribution to human history, and it will be remembered long after most other science fiction films have gone the way of the Do-Do Bird. The optical effects still stand the test of time, and the acting is superb. Harrison Ford, Mark Hamil and Carrie Fisher are all better than they we in the original Star Wars, having fully developed and grown into their characters, and the story just keeps going and going, from asteroid fields to swamp planets to cities in the sky, everything in this film works. So ignore anyone who claims to dislike it, and see it for yourself if you haven't already done so. 20 out of 10!!

Oh, and Han Solo shot first! =)