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Stream (2024)
The gore is great. The rest of the film is not
I was very impressed with the gore in the film, and there are some fun scenes, but everything that doesn't involve the killers is boring as hell. All of these characters are flatly written and acted with only the seasoned actors standing out.
The gore is the real star of the show and it is not disappoiting. There is a scene where two of the killers play tik tak toe on one of their victims. There is also a very impressive decapitation with one of the most realistic fake heads I have ever seen.
In the end, I am not mad I went to see it. I wish the film had been better but the gore does help you get through all of the other stuff.
Monster Hunter (2020)
STOP GIVING PAUL W.S. ANDERSON MONEY TO MAKE MOVIES!!!!!!
While the effects work is quite good, and it is always nice to see Tony Jaa in something, this film is a dud through and through. I can see why the property would make for a good film. Hunter giant monsters seems like something that could be made into a good film, but Anderson is not the director to do so. There is a fight scene between Jaa and Jovovich that is cut so quickly that my brain didn't even register what the hell was going on. Why would a director hire a man known for long take martial arts fight scenes only to cut his fight scene down to poop? This just goes to prove that Anderson is not a good director. He may have been at the start of his career, but after he started doing the Resident Evil films, he fell into a pattern of trying to make schlock while also trying to give the audience a seizure. The editing kills any momentum this film had going for it and makes the film rather dull. Not even Ron Pearlman playing what can only be described as a combination between a caveman and a lionman, can save this horrible film.
Studios, PLEASE STOP GIVING PAUL WS ANDERSON MONEY TO MAKE MOVIES!! HE HAS CLEARLY SHOWN YOU THAT HE CAN NOT BE TRUSTED!!
Pat the NES Punk (2008)
I Really Dislike Pat
Pat is a very low rent AVGN but with no style, humor, or talent. I found nothing of value in any of his "reviews". He offers nothing new to the table and actually feels like old hat even though he hasn't been around that long.
Impractical Jokers: The Movie (2020)
I Hated Every Second
I hate the show and I hated this film even more. They should have retitled the film to "A Group of Jackasses Smell Their Own Farts and Think Its the Funniest Thing Ever (It Isn't)"
Kevin Hart's Guide to Black History (2019)
Really? This Is What You Call "Black History"?
Kevin Hart is the furthest person I would expect to be teaching Black History. The man couldn't care less about black people, he's like the Lil' Wayne of actors, and he shouldn't be doing something like this. Kevin Hart knows as much about Black History as what is taught in schools across the country. Hart spends more time doing his schtick than teaching Black History. Hart is a joke and should stay on his "pleasing the white man" track that he loves so much and leave the real stuff to people they actually care about.
I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson (2019)
One of the Worst Things I Have Ever Seen!!
This is so bad. Watched three episodes and didn't laugh once. In fact, I sat there in utter shock at what this show was trying to tell is "funny". There is nothing funny about this show and the creators should be ashamed that they peddle to this crap to people under the header of "comedy".