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La vita è bella (1997)
Unique, One of the best movies ever made.
This movie is really a gem. Impossible not to like it. I don't like drama at all, but this one I really loved. This movie is one of those movies that speaks to the heart and you'll never forget it. Monthy Python would have said "Always look at the bright side of Life", Roberto Benigni just said "Life is beautiful". I never would have thought that a movie about the holocaust could have made me smile or even laugh, but this movie succeeds in doing that. It made me laugh, it made me cry. It left a big impression on me. No use to talk about this movie, you just have to see it... One of the best movies ever made, make sure you see the original one, in Italian. And it could not have had another title: "Life is Beautiful"...
Machete Kills (2013)
Better than the first one!
or the second? Better than the previous Machete movie anyway...
I lost count with all those movies having sequels and prequels.
Anyway, I really enjoyed this one. I expected much worse, but I'm glad I gave it a shot (pun intended), because it is cheesy and gory and totally absurd in the right dosage.
A movie without pretense, it delivers. Blood by the buckets full and the action is not half bad even with the reality factor as low as it can get! I'm not a fan of cheesy B action movies, but in this genre this movie is definitely 10 out of 10. Way better than the precious "episode".
Hope the next one will be just as good!
Star War references were funny!
Maybe make a Machete meets Blade movie? Mix it with a bit of xeno hunting that involves face huggers and predators and you would have the ideal explosive ingredients. Oh yeah, make them wear back MIB suits for good measure and perhaps add a blundering agent "naked gun" Frank Dreblin (may he rest in peace) as their boss and we're about complete ;) Although Machete doesn't need all of that, because Machete stands tall on its own, no need to rip off other movie"s.
Cheers!
Ender's Game (2013)
This is not "ENDER", this is "CRAP"! Of the WORST KIND!
This is one I added on my HATE list after only 5 min. of viewing! Doesn't deserve even 1 star, it deserves a -10 and a 100 or more whip lashes on the director's back! Facts from the book are so viciously raped that the whole story looses absolutely all meaning...
They took a masterpiece and shred it to pieces!
Orson Scott Card's masterpiece that won various SF awards turned into a pile of utter crap! WTF??? I'm really offended as a fan, and if I were Mr. Scott Card, I would sue the tasteless evil bastards! Pardon my French, but I can't help wanting to scream the lungs out of my throat to express my anger! I know a lot of fans must feel the same.
Hollywood Barbarism, Rape and Hooliganism, destruction of art without any shame nor any limit! Sacrilege to lay your hands on such a work of art and take away all it's meaning! Please read the book(s) and stay away from this movie that never should have been made.
Shrooms (2007)
a movie full of misinformation and downright lies!
Too bad I can't give this movie a MINUS 10 because this kind of crap is so bad and evil that it should be forbidden (really!).
I wish the director would have eaten a whole kilo of Death Caps himself before making this movie, so I wouldn't have to write this review at all!
I suppose he just wanted to ride on the waves of the war against drugs and after the blacksheeping marijuana, now it's the poor mushroom's turn! This movie is so full of blatant lies (and/or misinformation) that I don't even know where to start...
Let's start with the incredibly irresponsible Irish Idiot that takes the group to the woods: excellent idea to NOT TAKE a poisoning victim to a HOSPITAL! Bravo!
Also the onset of the poisoning in the real life takes place 2 to 3 days after ingestion and death after a week or 2... so the girl having convulsions IMMEDIATELY after swallowing the cap, is outrageously incorrect. Also the Death Cap shown in the movie, is not a Death Cap at all! A Death Cap looks totally different. Black nipple thing is pure fiction. Science Fiction in this case, lol, since it's scientific facts that are being totally distorted here!
So yeah, I suppose it's an excellent idea to party around the campfire while you know that one of your guests is dying alone in her tent, unless he is the killer, of course (which I dunno 'cause I didn't even finish the movie).
I could fill a whole book on the (probably intentional) misinformation in this crappy piece of junk, but I won't because it's not even worth it.
Suffice to say that it's a bucket full of lies, blacksheeping the beneficial gifts of mother nature, with the message that MOTHER EARTH IS DANGEROUS and should be DESTROYED (Oh, right! Sorry, I forgot that we already are doing that!), and the movie is giving shamanism a bad name.
The director of this movie does not deserve the air he's breathing, that's a waste of mother nature's resources!
Using scientific facts correctly, a very good movie could have been made, very entertaining and scary if you want, as well as informational and even educational at the same time... But no, this movie is of the worst kind in existence, spreading lies and robbing humanity of useful knowledge!
I wonder what's next?
The Divide (2011)
Can a movie get even worse than this?
Hamburger for brains if? Then go watch this Utter Piece of Incredible Crap..
It is easy to understand what the world is coming to and why, if so many people actually like this movie!!!! Really sick... Really sad...
I suppose it's the same kind of public that would jerk themselves off while watching "100 days of Sodom".
I just cannot believe the positive reviews. You must be really messed up in the head to even rate this movie as watchable... You're all seriously messed up, guys. Go see a shrink and stay away from the videostore for a decade or so...
Flesh Wounds (2011)
Worse than awful!
Some people should have some kind of legal restraint that forbids them to make a movie or even thinking about touching a camera! Dan Garcia should be one of them, although the lighting is good (it usually is when you shoot outdoors) and some shots and scenery are pretty cool, but the movie itself is not even worth to be called "movie".
As one reviewer earlier said you could watch it if you were bored to death nothing short of watching the paint on your wall, I would even strongly disagree with him and say that it would be even better to stick to the paint watching, twice or thrice if needed just as long as you can so you don't have to suffer the horrors (in film making) that this "movie" has to "offer".
If you are a student of cinematography, just have a quick look at it as an excellent example of "How NOT to do it!".
A complete waste of time and resources and an insult to the audience.
Dan Garcia: forget about movie making, please find another job! Stay away (farthest as possible) from directing, script writing and whatever creative movie related jobs may exist. I'm sure you have talents to make yourself useful somewhere, but it sure is not in the movie making business...
Inception (2010)
Deserves less than a zero! Nolan should do some research first.
The movie is a cascade of factual errors and logical errors. The very foundation of the movie is so totally wrong and mistaken, that the movie makes no sense at all.
Nolan should have done some research on "Lucid Dreaming" to get his facts straight. Reading only one book would have sufficed (Lucid Dreaming, by Steven Laberge).
Were other movies brilliantly succeed (Dreamscape, Matrix, Existenz and possibly others), Inception miserably fails...
For people who know very little about dreaming, this movie may seem great, but for those who do, this movie is a joke. Really too bad, I just can't understand how writers / directors can totally ruin potentially great ideas and concepts.
Closer (2004)
And I thought "Scream" was the worst movie ever....
... but then I saw this one. Absolutely void of any reason or meaning! On technical aspects the movie might be okay, but it's booooring and extremely repetitive: the author repeats the same sad story over and over again through each of the 4 characters. 1 character with a long monologue would have sufficed, thank you.
The person who wrote this story and all of those who can identify themselves with this movie should consult a shrink / sexologists urgently, because they must have one hell of a problem on the relational side. I truly feel sorry for them.
As for the cultural value of this movie... I would have given it an absolute 0, but the ranking system only allows for 1 and up... In my opinion it's an absolute waste of resources...
It's definitely the worst movie I ever saw...