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La Dolce Vita (1960)
Beautiful, puzzling, forgivable?
3 December 2004
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There's no doubting Fellini's strength as a director and storyteller with this fable about a society reporter in search of some kind of meaning. Beautiful cinematography coupled with great acting and several jarring, absurd scenes makes this an epic film to be reckoned with.

(Spoilers)

I must say that I sympathized with Marcello in his search for something substantial in his life. He is stuck in the meaningless, dull, morally corrupt existence of a gossip writer who's life is one party and sexual conquest after another. He yearns for something substantial; a new life, a family, another job, anything to get him out of his rut. He idolized an older friend who is a professional with a majestic house and an adorable family, but is warned against such routes in life, being told that happiness and the life he wants "doesn't lie within four walls." The tragic outcome of his friend's situation forces Marcello to make a decision and abandon his quest for meaning, falling back into a hedonistic lifestyle of debauchery and frivolous escapades. And, after reading other reviews, I understand the character of the girl on the beach and why she was there. Interesting, because at the time I was thinking 'what the hell is this about?'. All in all, a great film, maybe a bit long for some or too challenging to grasp at first, but great none the less.
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Man Bites Dog (1992)
A deadly professional
27 November 2004
Wow, I wasn't expecting all of this when I rented the film at Blockbuster! I was hoping for it, though. Not in my top 5 of controversial films, but this one comes in a close sixth. By far, one of the best and most memorable endings ever. Hands down! I was expecting to be really disturbed by the horrible morality going on in this film, but I just wasn't. Maybe the killer made up for his horrible crimes with an amiable attitude and interesting views on society and architecture. Watching this now, there was a hint of Blair Witch Project about it, but I can't imagine what reviewers thought of it back in '92! The gritty film stock and the shoe-string production values really add to the atmosphere, and I love the wham-bam editing of the murder flashback (or flashforward?)sequences. Don't be scared off by this film - it's actually quite enjoyable, if you can get past the murders of old women and children.
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A well directed outing
27 November 2004
I found this film very entertaining, thanks in part from great performances by both Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis, and due to great directing by Stanley Kramer. The black and white cinematography is great, as is the story of a black man and a white man, chained together and on the run from the law, who hate each other more than captivity itself. Shared experiences and the realization that inside they are both very similar helps both men to understand each other. I also liked the friction between the gung-ho sheriff and the more laid-back, realistic one. The character of the bloodhound owner rings true to anyone who knows a person who breeds dogs. The only thing I didn't like about this film was the Poitier character's singing. I know thats its a big part of the film and it is a form of defiance on its own, but it bugged me none the less. Oh well, small criticism for a great film. But what's with woman who'll sell out her son to some guy who stumbles into her yard? Wrong priorities, I guess.
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It's a gas!
16 November 2004
Wow - I saw this movie on late-night TV (the only place where you would expect it to shown), and man was it funny! I love spoof movies, and this on did quite nicely. Just the technical aspects of having a modern movie set in the early 60's would be challenging, so hats off to the director. I loved the super cheesy dialogue (Golly gee!), and the characters were both inspired and stereotypical, at east for a 'beach blanket' flick. "I'll be your girl Friday!" says the plucky sidekick. The innuendo and double-entendre's are great, like when the girls are at a scary drive-in movie. "Boys, they only have one thing on their mind.....well, I'm going <to the snack bar> to get a weiner." It was strange seeing Greg from Dharma and Greg here, but what the hell. Backward projection rocks!
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Bully (2001)
Braindead earth zombies plan murder!
30 September 2004
I really wish that I had known that this was basd on real events before I watched the movie. It wouldn't have made me enjoy the film, but it would have at least helped me understand its intentions. To begin, I have never witnessed a more annoying, disgusting, completely morally corrupt group of characters in all my life. And that includes Nazi villains from films like Schindler's List and The Pianist. Hell, even the Passion of Christ!

These are teens with money in their pocket, drugs in their system, but nothing between their ears. I don't know why I watched it - maybe it was like witnessing a car wreck - you know it's bad but you can't look away. I wanted to change the channel, but I also wanted to see how badly these morons would screw up their crime. Which they did admirably. It didn't help that all of these freaky pseudo-child actors were in it. Let's see, the kid from the Client? Pretty boy from Dawson's Creek? Macauly Culkin's wife, for god's sake! Weird enough, thank you, without having that. Sure, this Bobby character likes his porn and raped a few chicks, but in all honesty I didn't dislike him any more than any of the other people in this film. I hated the Donny character. He spends the entire film consuming precious oxygen from our atmosphere, and exhaling pot smoke like Mt. St. Helens - and he certainly never had anything interesting to say. Just greasy hair, a nipple fascination, and bouts of vomiting. If there was ever a film where I wanted to crawl into through the TV with a shotgun, this would be it.

The hit-man was the only semi-intelligent, reasonable person in the film. I say 'semi-intelligent' because he was stupid enough to get himself mixed up with these morons' murder plot. Which they blab about to anyone who'll listen the very next day. The body's not even cold yet! Hey, if I told you something bad, you wouldn't tell the cops, right? Right? For God's sake, learn to keep a secret! You're all teenagers, it shouldn't be hard!

The director sure liked his nudity-for-the-sake-of-nudity. Let's put the camera between her legs when we show her on the phone, yeah, that'll be classy! I'm sure he was trying to be as graphic as possibly, to give the film whatever punch it needed - that I can understand - but the point of the film is what? There was no chance of sympathizing with any of the characters, and after that all there is is the point of the movie. What is it? That stupid people can't get away with murder? That no amount of sex will get you out of the electric chair? Hard to believe. And this film was hard to watch. Fitting.
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The Believer (2001)
Hard to forget
14 September 2004
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I can't believe I waited so long to write about this film. I had heard some 'Entertainment Tonight' stuff about this film before it was released (due to the Ryan Gosling character and his abrupt shift from kid's shows to this), but then I heard nothing about it until I saw it on the shelf at Blockbuster.

I'm glad I picked it up! A powerful film, definitely one of the most controversial films I've seem recently. The contradiction of the main character, along with his youth and background, makes for a screen presence that will not soon be forgotten. I hope Ryan Gosling continues to do non-mainstream roles. There are so many scenes in this film that affected me in one way or another, but none more than the black & white flashback scene from one of the Holocaust survivors, who told of how his young son was impaled on a Nazi bayonet and hoisted into the air. At first, the Danny character, thinking from the view of a neo-nazi, pictures himself as the bayonet-wielding Nazi. Then, as the film progresses and Danny become more conflicted as he re-embraces his Jewish heritage, he begins to picture himself as the bespectacled Jewish father who's son is being killed. Very heavy stuff. I'm glad some film makers aren't scared to make movies like this, because we need film like The Believer.

<spoilers> The ending confused me at first. I wondered why he stayed in the temple while everyone else evacuated, but then I remembered the pledge he gave to the reporter in the restaurant, about what he would do if his true religious orientation was revealed. Then I saw the ending as being very haunting, as he runs up the never ending stairs towards....? In the director's commentary, it is interesting to note that this film was based on a true story from the '40's, I think. What surprised me was the real neo-nazi's reaction to the secret Jews' 'outing' by the press. Their response was to talk it over and work it out! The individual in question did not take that route, however. Still, very interesting.
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Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Not scary. Not funny, either.
12 August 2004
Enough of reviewing artsy-fartsy films - I'm going to review Scary Movie 3! Here goes. The writers for this thing tried real hard to make me laugh, and in some cases I did. The only problem was that I laughed the hardest at the first scene (with Pam Anderson, which was hilarious) but it all went downhill from there. Charlie Sheen is usually great in anything funny, but it seems that in this film he is just trying to stay afloat with the weak material the writers are giving him. Still, some of his scenes were funny. The scene at the wake was both funny and disturbing in its outrageousness, but that little kid was just creepy and annoying. I wish that Darryl Hammond had more screen time, because his perverted priest was a great character. Leslie Neilson provides nostalgia - poking his head in the door to tell everyone 'good luck, we're all counting on you'. Kids probably won't understand what that's from. The cameo's from such black musicians like Master P and Macy Gray were unexpected. Send my regards to their bitches and ho's. To sum things up - first 20 minutes = funny, the rest, not so funny.
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The Dead Zone (1983)
Perfect performance!
28 July 2004
The Dead Zone is my favourite Stephen King film and my favourite Christopher Walken film. And I guess that it's also my favourite David Cronemburg film also. You would expect that this film, given who wrote and directed it, would be a blood-drenched gore fest, but it's actually a very quiet, subtle, emotional film. I know that everyone likes Walken as the nutty bad guy, and I enjoy that too, but this is by far his best performance, playing an ordinary guy who's life has been taken from him and replaced by a special gift. The acting is strong all around, and it is great to see Herbert Lom playing his doctor and friend. I'm embarrased to say that this is one of the small handful of films that brings tears to my eyes every time I watch it. But I suppose that's the greatest praise you can give a film, and this one certainly deserves it. I would give this film a 9 out of 10, for there are still some lingering traces of Stephen King movie hokey-ness. But regardless, it's definitely one the best. Watch it today!
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The Killers (1964)
Second best
14 July 2004
I you rented this film, you'd better hope it came with the 1946 version (starring Burt Lancaster) as a bonus feature, because it is by far the better of the two. Yes, Lee Marvin and his sidekick are good as the tough-talking hit men, and there is a fair amount of violence for an early 60's film (especially when it comes to violence against women). Plus, Marvin bleeding all over his shoes is kinda cool. However, there are some serious flaws to be found here. First, when they whack John Cassavettes, all the do is wave their guns in his direction, accompanied by dubbed gunshots. What's up with that? Hadn't anyone ever heard of blanks? Secondly, during the armoured car robbery they have top drive for like fifteen minutes at 100 miles an hour (practically) to catch up with the truck that was going 25 miles an hour and only had a 30 second head start. They'd have caught up with that thing in less than a minute! Oh, well. The best part of this film is Ronald Reagan in his final film role, playing a gun toting, woman smacking bad guy. There's some sort of sick pleasure in watching him act - it's both creepy and fun.
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Elephant (2003)
9/10
A great movie
13 July 2004
This film is the second most controversial film I've seen this year (the first and foremost being 'L.I.E.', go see it). But after reading the numerous negative comments concerning this film, I feel that I should address these in some way. The first is that this film is boring, concerned for the most part with long dolly shots that follow students around the halls of the school, with none of the slick wham-bam editing that most directors toss into their films. Well, why would the director put all of these long boring shots in this film? Think back to high school. Half of your day was spent wandering through the halls! Meeting a friend - going to a class, it meant wandering through vast vast, vacant hallways. So the film is just mirroring reality. Not a terrible thing if you're going to make a realistic film. And if you hated that, the movie is less than 90 minutes long. So you won't have to suffer for long.

Another point about this movie is the stereotypes characters - the unpopular girl, the jock (complete with hot girlfriend), the bitchy bulemic girls, the bullied kid, the arts student, etc. Think back to high school...yes, they were all there! Just try to find a high school that isn't populated by these walking stereotypes! Thinking back, you can probably remember their names, can't you? So, once again the film was being realistic.

Another sore point with reviewers concerned the homosexuality issue. I don't even need to point out that high schools are a hot-bed of confused and experimental teens. There are gay people everywhere, including schools, just as there are white people and black people everywhere. It's a given no matter where you are. And the one scene that shows this is very short and not very graphic. One kiss - I mean, all you have to do is watch an MTV awards show and you're bound to see this a few times. So, you can close your eyes and the scene will be over in a minute. It's not a central issue in the film by any means.

The last thing I will say is this. While the movie takes it's time in exploring the cause and effects of school violence, no one person or thing is labeled as being the guilty party. This film makes it very clear that violence - in schools, anywhere - is random. No one really understands what drives people to kill, and this is what is so disturbing about this film. In the morning the young killers are seen eating pancakes, and that afternoon seen mowing fellow students down in droves. There are no miraculous tales of survival, no heroic acts that save the day. Just death for some, life for others. And that is the nature of this film - the randomness and finality of death. The ending of the film is definitely one of the most disturbing I've seen. Give this film a chance.
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Airplane! (1980)
The funniest!
13 July 2004
I never get tired of watching this movie, and I've found that it is actually funnier when you think back on it then when you're actually watching the movie. This film is the first in a long line of spoof comedies (Naked Gun, etc), but it by far the best. The comedy here is sick, twisted, and not at all politically correct. Witness the jive-talking black guys who's dialogue is converted to subtitles, and the wonderful Barabara Billingsley (Mrs. Cleaver) helping to translate - "It's okay, stewardess, I speak jive....Yo daddy, what's happenin'..."

Of course you can't forgett Robert Graves as the pedophile pilot ("son, have you ever seen a grown man naked before?"), Leslie Neilsen as the deadpan doctor ("We need to get these people to a hospital!" "A hospital, what is it?" "A big building with patients, but that's not important right now") Robert Stack as the sunglasses-wearing captain, and Lloyd Bridges as the airport supervisor who picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

The jokes in this movie come fast and furious - the little girl who freaks out a boy when he offers her coffee ("I take it black...like my men"). The old lady that is offered whiskey from a fellow passenger - "Heavens no", she says, then snorts two lines of blow. The prone to sweating Ted Striker is great as the guy who came back from the war with a drinking problem and is faced with the task of landing the plane. (Ted: This airplane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether". Doctor and Stewardess (seriuosly): "It's an entirely different kind of flying."

There are too many good parts to list, just go out and watch it yourself. And remember, good luck, we're all counting on you.
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Psycho (1960)
10/10
The best, bar none
17 June 2004
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If you're reading this, chances are you've seen the film - so there is little point describing the plot. Okay. Why do I keep revisiting this film, and why do I hold it to such a high regard? Two words - acting and directing. If this is the first 'real' horror movie, or the first slasher film, it is the best because it doesn't fall into the traps associated with later (and cheesier) horror films. For one, all of the characters are 'real' and intelligent. Sure, Norman Bates is weird, and Marion Crane is scared of him, but she's also sympathetic to his plight. It isn't like he's waving around butcher knives and she says, "Hmm, well, I think I'll go take a shower now!" The conversation in Norman's parlour ends on a pleasant note (after having navigated through some very dark material) and she leaves to go prepare for bed - she couldn't have suspected what was about to happen or the audience would have suspected it too - the killing wouldn't have been a shock at all. Another thing about these 'real' characters. Arbogast starts out hard-boiled, but his conversatin with Norman in the motel office seems so real to the point where I suspect that the dialogue was ad-libbed. But of course Hitchcock wouldn't have allowed that. But the dialogue doesn't sound scripted at all. It's all in the delivery - very effective, we get to see that Arbogast is very good at his job - not an amateur at all. When Sam and Lila go to the motel to do their own investigation, there is inspired dialogue that you wouldn't hear in a conventional horror film. For one thing, when they enter the bathroom, the scene of the earlier carnage, Sam matter-of-factly remarks "there's no shower curtain". It's just a coment, and neither character dwells on this miniscule of details - how could they have guessed that it was used to wrap Marion's body with before she was dumped in her car trunk? As well, when Sam decides to occupy Norman while Lila searches the house, he says "If you find anything, anything at all, don't stop to tell me". See? Again, this wouldn't have occurred in a regular movie. The characters are intelligent and think out their actions before they act on them. And while Lila is put in the position of choosing to either run out the back door of Norman's house or down the flight of stairs and into the basement, she chooses the stairs (famous horror movie mistake) not because she is stupid, but because she is curious and wants nothing else but to find out what happened to her sister. It's one thing to have a main character massacred halfway through the film, but it's a much different movie that show's the intricate clean up of the crime scene - the mopping up of the blood, the wiping of the floor, walls and bathtub, the careful disposal of the body, etc, etc. While the murder last for less than 30 seconds, the clean up goes on for 10 minutes, and makes the scene far, FAR more disturbing. Watching dutiful Norman clean up his 'Mother's' mess, looking at the blood on his hands, smiling happily as the car sinks below the surface of his backyard swamp...well, it reaches a level of 'disturbing' that most movies hope to achieve but never reach. And the last line: "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly...." Enough said.
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Horror and fun - all in one!
26 May 2004
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Dawn of the Dead was one of the most enjoyable movies I've seen recently. George Romero knows how to put food on the table with his films, and this one is probably the best (with the exception of the wildly popular but far less slick 'Night of the Living Dead'). When Philadelphia (and everywhere else) is overrun by flesh-eating zombies, a news woman, a helicopter pilot and two swat team members escape to a massive shopping mall in rural New York state. After cleaning out the zombie riff-raff, they turn the mall into their new lavishly-appointed world. What I like is that Romero doesn't waste our time by plodding the film through the how's and why's of the situation. The film starts towards the end of the zombie crisis, when there are already precious few living left. There's a bad situation occurring, and the characters need to deal with it. No unnecessary plot building. *spoilers!*

Another thing that sets this film apart from its sub-par horror brethren is that it lets its characters have fun! Fun going shopping for once-expensive-but-now-free items, fun while driving around the mall mowing down zombies with rifles, fun playing games by outsmarting the slow-moving-yet-ravenous mall infiltrators. Each of the characters is likeable, and there are few cliches (like the character that you know from the beginning is going to be the first to die, or the lady gets into trouble and people have to die saving her, etc). There is also great social commentary going on in the film - people mindlessly returning to the mall to wander aimlessly after rising from the dead. I really liked the ending, because it left the storyline still moving and intact - the girl and sole surviving member of their party escapes the mall in the helicopter, low on gas, facing an uncertain future. Where are they headed? Even they don't know. Definitely a great movie - fun and scary, gross and engrossing.
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Riveting
2 May 2004
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When I first saw this film on late-night TV, I was glued to the screen! Up until that point, it was the most suspenseful film I'd ever seen. It was also the most infuriating film I'd seen, due to what the character of Jack Goddel has to endure - you'll be p***ed-mad! This is my favourite Jack Lemmon film - his performance as the safety-concious and ill-fated nuclear plant worker can't be matched. I really felt for his character. Granted this is not a 'perfect' film - it does take some Hollywood liberties - but it is extremely good and very well acted, especially by Lemmon, may he rest in peace.
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The Killing (1956)
Interesting Early Kubrick
27 April 2004
Definitely worth a look for anyone interested in the work of Stanley Kubrick. A fairly short movie with a predictable premise, the director's genius shines through in many scenes - for instance, the axe fight in the mannequin factory. It doesn't matter which decade you're in, axes and mannequins have always been creepy! The dream sequences, shot in INFRA-RED(!) are enjoyable and shows the blossoming of the director's surreal side, which we've all come to know well in his later work. Before you rent Paths Of Glory and Lolita, find time to take a look at this often overlooked film. Of course, don't forget to watch Paths Of Glory!
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The Last Epic Silent Film
27 April 2004
I was told in class that this film was to be made with synchronous sound, but the technology was slow to reach France in time, so it was released as a silent film instead. Which doesn't matter, because it is already one of the most powerfully emotional films ever made, sound or no sound. I was really blown away, not just with the acting (which is amazing) but with the trick camera work. The surreal low angles that are used make the necessary characters imposing and threatening, and the scene that has the camera swinging away from the building is jaw dropping!

The climax of the film is searing!(pardon the bad pun) The trial and Joan's heartfelt testimony build suspense that will have you on the edge of your seat, and her punishment is a testament to pre-production code censorship. Very graphic, I was surprised. This truly is one of the best silent films ever made. By far the most powerful. Don't be scared of the age of the film - some stories stand the test of time better than others, and this one certainly is a benchmark. Enjoy it.
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A modern-day nightmare/fable
26 April 2004
Director Peter Weir is no stranger to challenging subject matter (Gallipoli, Fearless), as well as the surreal (Picnic At Hanging Rock), but this film is far more daring than those earlier films. Unfortunately marketed as a comedy, I was more intrigued with the film's dramatic elements and wish that this film was made without the general moviegoing audience in mind. While it works as both a comedy and drama, the subject matter is so Twilight Zone-ish and totalitarian that it could easily be turned into a much darker film. But who knows if that would be better?

There are great moments in this film. Example, Truman's "Who the hell are you talking to?" as his wife drones on and on to an invisible audience about the wonders of a Nicaraguan coffee. Ed Harris' final line sums up the whole TV mentality "say something, goddam it, you're on television!" This is one of endings that draws tears no matter how many times you've seen it, just because of Jim Carrey's brilliant portrayal of a man who realizes that his entire world has been a fabrication. Seeing him banging his fist against his life's 'wall' rivals anything from any other fantasy films, 'Brazil' included
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Classic Hitchcock Thriller
21 April 2004
Sadly, 'Strangers' is often overlooked when classic Hitchcock films (Rear Window, Vertigo, etc.)are mentioned. People often see 'Rear Window' as the first of the classic Hitchcock films that began with Rear Window (1954) and ended with The Birds (1963). While both films, and all in between were truly great movies that come to mind first when the topic is raised, Strangers on a Train should be included with them as well. It truly is a polished thriller in the grand Hitchcock tradition.

A famous tennis player (Guy Haynes) with a serious marital problem gains a clinging 'friend' in the character of Bruno, a man who introduces himself into Guy's life when they meet on a train. He brings up the topic of murder, and how he'd like his father knocked off. He knows that Guy's wife is a terminal bitch who won't agree to a divorce and sees an opportunity to get both murders done without getting caught. Simple - switch murders! If each murder is done by the other man, a random, unconnected stranger who was met by chance and can't be connected to the crime in any way, then there's no way that either man can get caught. While this is discussed jokingly by Guy (who forgets the conversation the second he leaves the train), Bruno is dead serious and is determined to carry the plan out, whether Guy is a willing participant or not.

A great idea from a genious director. This film has all the black humour and great dialogue you've come to expect from Hitchcock, along with great acting, especially from Robert Walker as the sociopathic Bruno (we learn from his mother that he once plotted to blow up the White House). This film definitely starts the 1950's Hitchcock juggernaut, a smash hit that followed a number of box-office dissapointments in the mid to late '40's (the David O. Selznick co-production years). An interesting observation that many viewers will see and that many critics have mentioned (maybe not in 1951, but who knows?)is that the character of Bruno is obviously gay. It's not hard to spot. He's a man in his forties, living in silk bathrobed-luxury in his mother and father's estate, living off their cash, a noticeable dislike for women and no history of any romance. He even bears more than a passing resemblance to Rock Hudson. "But Guy, I like you!" It would be interesting to hear Hitchcock's comments on his casting choices, but the genious liked his secrets. Enjoy this film, it's a good one.
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Depressing
16 April 2004
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I hoped that this movie would have more action and less (reality?), well, less of what I saw. Every cop's on the take and some are cold-blooded murderers, and no one man can make a change, and the whole borough is going straight down the ******* with no hope of redemption. It's very pessimistic, but you could look it as being a slice of reality, if things were really ever that bad (I wouldn't know). It's sad seeing Pam Grier cast as a psychopathic crack whore, too. And Paul Newman's wholesome, beautiful girlfriend on smack, as if she doesn't have a choice in the matter? Some drugs, maybe, but would this smart, family-oriented girl really get herself dragged down into heroin abuse? Call me a moron, but I just don't see it happening. And the inevitable ending, is, well, depressing. See it if you want.
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Coffy (1973)
She WILL cream you!
16 April 2004
In hindsight I should have watched this before Foxy Brown, as this was the better movie. However, it seems that Foxy is far more memorable, with it's over-the-top violence. This one's pretty violent as well, and has all the Pam Grier scenes that you'd expect. Coffy offing a drug pusher in the first few minutes, having a touching family moment, fighting a room full of women that results in everyone's top being janked off, some bad guys nuts getting blown off (literally, not figuratively), and, of course, Pam trading blows with at least 2 lesbians at once. Still, this one has a little more integrity than Foxy, being that it was made first and was a little tamer. Check out Sidney Freidman from M*A*S*H as a sleazy bad guy! This movie passes the time quite nicely.
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Eerie, haunting, puzzling
22 March 2004
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**Spoilers within**

Picnic at Hanging Rock unfolds like a tentatively happy dream that suddenly turns nightmarish. While a group of severely sexually repressed schoolgirls (Victorian sensibilities coupled with an all-girl school is to blame)and their escort travel to a geologic outcropping for a midday picnic, three girls and their headmistress dissapear. One is found days later, not remembering anything about the dissappearence, only that she saw a 'red cloud' and her headmistress dressed only in her underclothes. Her feet show no signs of having walked about in the Australian outback. Searchers find no trace of the other girls. Peter Weir actually REMOVED footage from this film to make it even more perplexing. Viewers will try to reach their own conclusions, but there's no denying that this is a powerful film from a great director at the start of a great career.

It should also be added that this film is one of the most unsuspectingly SEXUAL film I've ever seen. Naturally, all of the sexual undertones and suggestions are implicit, we are dealing with school-age girls in a Victorian school for girls (in the middle of nowhere) after all. However the sexual repression that these girls (and their headmistress) experience screams at the viewer from practically every spoken work and action. To the point that it becomes disturbing, especially when dealing with the 'punishment' of the girl left behind at the school with the principal after she was banned from going on the picnic. Just what was going on between the two remains implicit at best, but here's no denying its presence. Peter Weir's most disturbing film, a quiet movie that makes you think.
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Impenetrable!
8 March 2004
This is one of those 'thinker' films that puzzle you for days after watching. For the first half of the film I just assumed (like his psychiatrist) that Donnie was schitzophrenic (example - the film 'Repulsion'), but that was not the case. All that I can figure is that the jet engine from the beginning was from his family's plane at the end - one of those wormholes he talked obsessively about - and that by going back in time (28 days) to die he saved himself from a terrible life, or possible saved the life of his family, I don't know - I'd really like to hear what the director had to say about this. Maybe it's too impenetrable for its own good. However, great acting from all involved - nothing over-the-top, Donnie was human, and I especially enjoyed the unflappable character of his mother. I wonder if there is only one right way to interpret this film, or if it is supposed to mean different things for different people?
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Foxy Brown (1974)
She'll put you on ice!
22 February 2004
Damn, this movie is so supa-bad it's supa-good! Pam Grier is great as the jive talkin' lady who's out for revenge after some snow-pushing honkies didn't treat her so nice. There's no messin' around with Foxy Brown! The clothes, the characters, and especially the talk (dig this, jive that) is so '70's it seems to be a parody.

What's bad about this film is the excessive violence (Foxy's drugging and raping and her gruesome revenge), but maybe it's necessary in order to have a film like this. Throw censorship to the wind and have a no-holds-barred action/revenge flick, complete with mutha-f***er this and that, pickle jar prothetics, and propeller dismemberments.

The trailer for this flick is the coolest. If it doesn't make you dig Foxy straight up, you're in the wrong scene!
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Campy fun!
20 February 2004
Hey, ever wonder what it would be like to battle bad guys with space lasers in Las Vegas, bed a chick called Plenty O'Toole ("named after your father, perhaps?"), outwit gay henchmen, and be pretty much unbelievably offensive to the opposite sex? Well, it would be a lot like being Sean Connery in this film!

It becomes pretty clear early on in this film that it was going to be quite different than the ones that proceeded it. Great opening sequence one-liners! "There's something I want you to get off your chest" - then he rips a girl's top off and starts strangling her with it! Nail her, Bond, you stud! "Welcome to Hell, Blofeld". Also good! There's some real quick wit happening in this film, which doesn't attempt top take itself seriously, which is good. Blofeld look's at Plenty's bikini-clad ass, and sighs "If only they were brains!" Brilliant! Bond gets into a hearse with some undertakers: Bond: "It's so sad, he was my only brother" (something to this affect) Other guy: "Hey, I got a brother". Bond (amused): "Small world".

Did I mention that the evil villain's henchmen are a gay couple who refer to each other as 'Mr.' this and 'Mr.' that? Danger, crazy antics up ahead! And the $5 special-effects bill for those nuclear explosions? Realistic! I liked how the recoil from a submachine gun knocked that floozy off the oil rig! And Bond makes out with himself for a brief moment! People, this is a must-see!
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L.I.E. (2001)
A Quiet Movie That Screams
17 February 2004
Warning: Spoilers
This will probably the most challenging review I've ever written. I just saw the film last night and my head is still spinning with a trillion different feeling and conflicting emotions. ***spoilers within*** The opening scene was gut-wrenching - I was immediately filled with a sick dread that this young boy would join the list of famous people, including his mother, who have died on the Long Island Expressway. When the scene goes unresolved, balanced on a shaky rail as it was, the fear and dread of what will happen to Howie when the scene is inevitably revisited later in the film permeates every scene. It is clear that he intends to make a descision, but unclear as to what that descision will be. I had to have a drink before I could continue with the movie!

The controversy with this film is that it portrays a pedophile not as a de-humanized monster, but a well-respected, generally nice guy who has a problem. He is likeable, and the 'right kind' of boys seem drawn to him. We never see him attempting to pick up anyone who isn't in some way 'looking for it' - such as the teen hustlers who populate the expressway rest stop. When Howie enters the picture (a more conflicted and deep character I've never seen) he is drawn to Big John, not only because he is likeable and a potential friend, but also because he needs some guidance and love in his life. Big John is needed to fill a void in his life - a void caused by the death of his mother, the incarceration of his father and the departure of his best friend. He needs to feel loved (to feel love and to be loved back), and thinks he can find it in this most dubious and unlikely of characters. And herein lies the controversy; if the boy in a relationship like this is a willing participant, and even in some ways a seducer (the way Howie glances back at Big John when he's urinating, sharing poetry and inner thoughts), then who exactly is the victim? Roger Ebert was right in saying that a court case would see this subject matter in black and white, but the film itself occupies the darker shades of gray.

The one thing that bothered me throughout the film (besides Howie's other waste-of-air friends, especially the sister banger) was the sudden departure of his best friend Gary. Their relationship is close, intimate, but not sexual. Howie is unaware of Gary's sexual practices until after he leaves, but he is alone in that category. While it is clear that both boys are in love with each other (every scene when they are alone together has an implicit nature - long stares, play wrestling, flattering comments about the other's looks) nothing sexual ever happens, and it is with this regret that Howie enters Big John's life in search of the love and companionship that Gary took with him. It bothers me that Gary left so abruptly and without saying goodbye - didn't the two of them want to go together? - but I figure this is what happened: Gary kept his two lives separate, Howie in one, Big John in the other. When Howie tells Gary about meeting Big John and how he was set up to take the fall for the guns, Gary knew that he couldn't keep his two lives separate any more, and he liked Howie too much to get him involved in that.

I don't know, it's difficult to understand - I just really felt sorry for Howie being abandoned by absolutely everyone (the ending especially, which just didn't feel right). But my fear and dread was relieved in the final scene, thank God, so at least there's that. An incredibly well made film, beautifully shot, endlessly challenging subject matter, but the ending and Gary's departure leaves me feeling unsatisfied - no happiness, seemingly too much for the protagonist to bear.
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