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Leave the World Behind (2023)
Who would rate this more more than 4?
A very boring movie trying so hard to sound not boring and suspenseful but it ended up a very boring movie with weird camera angles, long, and with suspenseful music for no reason!!!!
The movie is so long for no reason, lots of scenes could very easily be shorter...
The movie is so weird, doesn't explain why any of this stuff is happening, who is invading, you know nothing
Why Arabic writing... no answer
Why deers are staring at the little girl... no answer
Why is the boy's teeth falling... no answer
Bottom line
Acting was bad
Story was bad
Filmography was bad
Consider it a movie made out of multiple scenes from different movies.
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
Amazing graphics, horrible acting
1. I wish Hollywood would stop doing this... oh we have a successful 90's movie, let's do part 2... expect very soon Braveheart part ii or Braveheart avengers
2. I wish Jeff Goldblum would stop doing this... dude you were lucky to be in part one of all these movies... part 2 is just ewwwww... stop ruining your history man
3. Graphics are awesome
4. Acting is horrible
5. Storyline ewwww.
Moonfall (2022)
Ewwwwwww
Always same storyline
Nasa is lying
Moon landing is a lie
We all knew but decided not to tell the world
that glitch in the 60's was not technical we purposely did it
Movies created with no scientific reasoning behind it
and you can top that with Very bad acting
all of a sudden she discovers solution in her son's toy :D
Old man creeping on her in the tunnels of the library... troops waking up the sleeping hero
LOOOOOOOOOL
dude this stuff is real.
I mean compare this vs Don't look up!!! This one is just EWWWW.
Bloodshot (2020)
A movie not even a 10 year old would watch!!!
OK
4 stars for the following
1. CG was good
2. Action was good
3. I didn't want to be far from IMDB scoring
4. I can't remember
Like seriously who would watch this and consider it a good movie?
It's a sci-fi for the sci-fi movies!
Van Diesel, relax a bit man, venture into some other genres.... I would love to watch a movie where I can see your real acting not your muscles.
Arnold did comedy, Sylvester same thing...
Fantasy Island (2020)
What a waste of time
The movie was profitable because people were bored 😴
I don't know why these guys are so important that someone made sure their fantasy come true!!!
I was between 2 & 3 in my rating so 2.5 is good 👍
Don't waste your time.
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda (2015)
It's so bad!
This movie is so bad, I can't even write a review :(
Outcast (2014)
Simply EWWWWW
Sometimes I feel we are wasting time, resources, money, on work that is not that bad so that you laugh at or amazing that you watch it so many times
This is one of them!!!
Put the crusaders in Check
Put a hero in Check
We need Martial Art Check
the princess from a far land Check
A bad prince who kills his dad Check
hero is unconscious... kill him... no he is the hero...
then all of a sudden he meets his master who is curing him... dude WTF!!!
I didn't know why I wasted my time!!!
Greenland (2020)
Good movie
Now that's a good written movie
There is no Superhero that will save everything... Nope, just a normal human being
I loved it
and I think we as humans should be prepared for such a catastrophic event.
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Amazing Movie
Only a few CG Movies had my respect... this is now on top of the list!
Mongol (2007)
One of the best movies I have watched
I am very much into history... this amazing movie is simply the life of Genghis Khan...
One of the best movies I have watched.
Last Knights (2015)
Very boring
No seriously
The plot is like the stuff we used to play when we were kids... so boring, bad acting, and lots of bla bla bla!!!
Archive (2020)
Confusing as F!
Well
I did not understand half the movie or the ending!
Someone appears in the movie... I am like Who's this guy?
transition to meet his wife... Is she dead? Is she alive? Really didn't know!!!
graphics was bad!!!
How did the robot had a skin that shows deformations? This is an exponential jump from the first 2 proptotypes he invented.. the first one with no arms, the second one barely moves... the third one voila, can dance, move, jump, think, with a skin that shows deformation when you zoom in!!! WTF
Why did he go work on the mountain, alone? Is he like inventing everything? Me being an engineer, well you need a whole team of mechanical, electrical, I&C, Mechatronics, and Biomedical engineers to do so!!!
Just horrible movie! EW!
3022 (2019)
Don't waste your time
How about a broken story line, cheap graphics, put in some big talk, bad lighting, and then we have a movie!
Falling Inn Love (2019)
What is wrong with the Camera?
The centre of the frame is very much in focus... anything else has a kind of a blur which shows they used cheap equipment to get this movie running
Also the story itself is nice but acting and the coincidences I was like EWWWWWWWW
Basically it was put an upscale girl who is tough with a handsome muscular young man who is also romantic and a bad girl who confesses and a goat then you have a movie LOL
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Amazingly Horrible
I am so confused
History, to Myths, to Outer Space, Aliens, through in some Hot Chicka, and you've got yourself a movie!!!
Oh what's up with the little girl and robot?! Who are they? what are they doing here?
The only good thing about this movie is Laura Haddock!
Cheers
Don't Breathe (2016)
Amazing movie
A thriller by all the meanings of the word... really well done
Piranha 3DD (2012)
Crap!
I mean a reviewer nomonated it to be the worst movie of the year... mu personal opinion is that it's the worst movie of all time.
End of review!
Downsizing (2017)
So Boring
I mean I've never been bored like this before! Yes it's lot's of feelings but from my 2 Cents feelings it was as boring as the night is long!
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
Oh My!
You know when you first watched Jaws, how long it took you to get back into water? Now after watching this movie, I don't know how long it will take me to be able to watch another one!
It's not just the creature didn't exist in History but the acting was bad, actors were not even attractive, scenario, casting, graphics, synopsis, direction,... etc! I really don't know where to start! I want to warn everyone.. if you are going to watch it... "DO NOT WATCH IT"
Now to answer golfpunk's question about who would give this movie a great review, simply the actors and the director!
I wish there was a lower grade than 1 to give you guys but there ain't!
short messages: 1- actors; please stop acting 2- Director; you should change career... do anything else! 3- Writers; How? Just how you have had the courage to write something that bad?! 4- Graphics guys; I used to do these graphics 15 years ago on a 486 machine with 3D under DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is another millennium if you know what I mean!
I feel abused after watching this movie!