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3/10
Amazing graphics, horrible acting
28 May 2022
1. I wish Hollywood would stop doing this... oh we have a successful 90's movie, let's do part 2... expect very soon Braveheart part ii or Braveheart avengers 2. I wish Jeff Goldblum would stop doing this... dude you were lucky to be in part one of all these movies... part 2 is just ewwwww... stop ruining your history man 3. Graphics are awesome 4. Acting is horrible 5. Storyline ewwww.
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Moonfall (2022)
3/10
Ewwwwwww
3 April 2022
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Always same storyline Nasa is lying Moon landing is a lie We all knew but decided not to tell the world that glitch in the 60's was not technical we purposely did it Movies created with no scientific reasoning behind it and you can top that with Very bad acting all of a sudden she discovers solution in her son's toy :D Old man creeping on her in the tunnels of the library... troops waking up the sleeping hero

LOOOOOOOOOL dude this stuff is real.

I mean compare this vs Don't look up!!! This one is just EWWWW.
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Bloodshot (2020)
4/10
A movie not even a 10 year old would watch!!!
10 January 2022
OK 4 stars for the following 1. CG was good 2. Action was good 3. I didn't want to be far from IMDB scoring 4. I can't remember Like seriously who would watch this and consider it a good movie?

It's a sci-fi for the sci-fi movies!

Van Diesel, relax a bit man, venture into some other genres.... I would love to watch a movie where I can see your real acting not your muscles.

Arnold did comedy, Sylvester same thing...
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3/10
What a waste of time
1 August 2021
The movie was profitable because people were bored 😴 I don't know why these guys are so important that someone made sure their fantasy come true!!!

I was between 2 & 3 in my rating so 2.5 is good 👍

Don't waste your time.
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Lake Placid vs. Anaconda (2015 TV Movie)
1/10
It's so bad!
25 July 2021
This movie is so bad, I can't even write a review :(
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Outcast (I) (2014)
2/10
Simply EWWWWW
5 June 2021
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Sometimes I feel we are wasting time, resources, money, on work that is not that bad so that you laugh at or amazing that you watch it so many times

This is one of them!!!

Put the crusaders in Check Put a hero in Check We need Martial Art Check the princess from a far land Check A bad prince who kills his dad Check hero is unconscious... kill him... no he is the hero... then all of a sudden he meets his master who is curing him... dude WTF!!!

I didn't know why I wasted my time!!!
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Greenland (2020)
7/10
Good movie
24 May 2021
Now that's a good written movie There is no Superhero that will save everything... Nope, just a normal human being I loved it and I think we as humans should be prepared for such a catastrophic event.
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8/10
Amazing Movie
15 May 2021
Only a few CG Movies had my respect... this is now on top of the list!
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8/10
One of the best movies I have watched
12 May 2021
I am very much into history... this amazing movie is simply the life of Genghis Khan... One of the best movies I have watched.
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Last Knights (2015)
3/10
Very boring
22 March 2021
No seriously The plot is like the stuff we used to play when we were kids... so boring, bad acting, and lots of bla bla bla!!!
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Archive (2020)
2/10
Confusing as F!
5 January 2021
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Well I did not understand half the movie or the ending! Someone appears in the movie... I am like Who's this guy? transition to meet his wife... Is she dead? Is she alive? Really didn't know!!! graphics was bad!!! How did the robot had a skin that shows deformations? This is an exponential jump from the first 2 proptotypes he invented.. the first one with no arms, the second one barely moves... the third one voila, can dance, move, jump, think, with a skin that shows deformation when you zoom in!!! WTF Why did he go work on the mountain, alone? Is he like inventing everything? Me being an engineer, well you need a whole team of mechanical, electrical, I&C, Mechatronics, and Biomedical engineers to do so!!!

Just horrible movie! EW!
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3022 (2019)
2/10
Don't waste your time
20 March 2020
How about a broken story line, cheap graphics, put in some big talk, bad lighting, and then we have a movie!
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3/10
What is wrong with the Camera?
2 September 2019
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The centre of the frame is very much in focus... anything else has a kind of a blur which shows they used cheap equipment to get this movie running Also the story itself is nice but acting and the coincidences I was like EWWWWWWWW Basically it was put an upscale girl who is tough with a handsome muscular young man who is also romantic and a bad girl who confesses and a goat then you have a movie LOL
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4/10
Amazingly Horrible
17 November 2018
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I am so confused History, to Myths, to Outer Space, Aliens, through in some Hot Chicka, and you've got yourself a movie!!! Oh what's up with the little girl and robot?! Who are they? what are they doing here? The only good thing about this movie is Laura Haddock! Cheers
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Don't Breathe (2016)
8/10
Amazing movie
14 October 2018
A thriller by all the meanings of the word... really well done
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Piranha 3DD (2012)
1/10
Crap!
14 October 2018
I mean a reviewer nomonated it to be the worst movie of the year... mu personal opinion is that it's the worst movie of all time. End of review!
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Downsizing (2017)
4/10
So Boring
25 August 2018
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I mean I've never been bored like this before! Yes it's lot's of feelings but from my 2 Cents feelings it was as boring as the night is long!
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Now You See Me (I) (2013)
1/10
The Question is how did it get a 7.3 on imdb?!
3 July 2018
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One of the worst movies I've watched. bunch of jobless smirky guys who are of course smarter than anyone they have met. one of them literally quoted that line!!! bank roberry was a fake but I didn't understand how it actually happened in the real bank?! dude... don't waste your time Morgan Freeman... I watched this movie cause you were in it!!! disappointed!!!
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2-Headed Shark Attack (2012 Video)
1/10
Oh My!
7 May 2012
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You know when you first watched Jaws, how long it took you to get back into water? Now after watching this movie, I don't know how long it will take me to be able to watch another one!

It's not just the creature didn't exist in History but the acting was bad, actors were not even attractive, scenario, casting, graphics, synopsis, direction,... etc! I really don't know where to start! I want to warn everyone.. if you are going to watch it... "DO NOT WATCH IT"

Now to answer golfpunk's question about who would give this movie a great review, simply the actors and the director!

I wish there was a lower grade than 1 to give you guys but there ain't!

short messages: 1- actors; please stop acting 2- Director; you should change career... do anything else! 3- Writers; How? Just how you have had the courage to write something that bad?! 4- Graphics guys; I used to do these graphics 15 years ago on a 486 machine with 3D under DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is another millennium if you know what I mean!

I feel abused after watching this movie!
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