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1. Howard the Duck (1986)

PG | 1 hr 50 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Rated on 01 Oct 2020

A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a struggling female rock singer.

Director: Willard Huyck | Stars: Lea Thompson, Jeffrey Jones, Tim Robbins, Ed Gale

Votes: 43,635

2. Twin Peaks (1990–1991)

TV-MA | 47 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

Rated on 28 Sep 2020

An idiosyncratic FBI agent investigates the murder of a young woman in the even more idiosyncratic town of Twin Peaks.

Stars: Kyle MacLachlan, Michael Ontkean, Mädchen Amick, Dana Ashbrook

Votes: 177,777

3. Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987–1994)

TV-PG | 44 min | Action, Adventure, Mystery

Rated on 28 Sep 2020

Set almost 100 years after Captain Kirk's five-year mission, a new generation of Starfleet officers set off in the U.S.S. Enterprise-D on their own mission to go where no one has gone before.

Stars: Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, Jonathan Frakes, LeVar Burton

Votes: 102,900

4. Willow (1988)

PG | 2 hr 6 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

Rated on 08 Sep 2020

A young farmer is chosen to undertake a perilous journey in order to protect a special baby from an evil queen.

Director: Ron Howard | Stars: Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley, Warwick Davis, Jean Marsh

Votes: 102,030

5. Dune (1984)

PG-13 | 2 hr 17 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

Rated on 30 Aug 2020

A Duke's son leads desert warriors against the galactic emperor and his father's evil nemesis when they assassinate his father and free their desert world from the emperor's rule.

Director: David Lynch | Stars: Kyle MacLachlan, Virginia Madsen, Francesca Annis, Leonardo Cimino

Votes: 129,215

6. Dennis the Menace (1993)

PG | 1 hr 34 min | Comedy, Family

Rated on 28 Aug 2020

When his parents have to go out of town, Dennis stays with Mr. and Mrs. Wilson. The little menace is driving Mr. Wilson crazy, but Dennis is just trying to be helpful. Even to the thief who's arrived in town.

Director: Nick Castle | Stars: Walter Matthau, Mason Gamble, Joan Plowright, Christopher Lloyd

Votes: 57,325

7. The Irate Gamer (2007– )

8 min | Comedy

Rated on 27 Aug 2020

A fustrated man plays lousy games and points out their flaws, and usually interacts with characters from other video games.

Stars: Chris Bores, Eric Allen, Brad Harp, Nick Huggett

Votes: 844

8. The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004– )

TV-14 | 35 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

Rated on 27 Aug 2020

A foul-mouthed nerd reviews bad video games.

Stars: James Rolfe, Mike Matei, Kyle Justin, Boo

Votes: 14,024

9. Total Recall (1990)

R | 1 hr 53 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Rated on 26 Aug 2020

When a man goes in to have virtual vacation memories of the planet Mars implanted in his mind, an unexpected and harrowing series of events forces him to go to the planet for real - or is he?

Director: Paul Verhoeven | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sharon Stone, Michael Ironside, Rachel Ticotin

Votes: 305,354

10. Eraserhead (1977)

Not Rated | 1 hr 29 min | Fantasy, Horror

Rated on 25 Aug 2020

Henry Spencer tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child.

Director: David Lynch | Stars: Jack Nance, Charlotte Stewart, Allen Joseph, Jeanne Bates

Votes: 104,646

11. Halloween (1978)

R | 1 hr 31 min | Horror, Thriller

Rated on 22 Aug 2020

Fifteen years after murdering his sister on Halloween night 1963, Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and returns to the small town of Haddonfield, Illinois to kill again.

Director: John Carpenter | Stars: Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tony Moran, Nancy Kyes

Votes: 235,193

12. Poltergeist (1982)

PG | 1 hr 54 min | Horror, Thriller

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

A family's home is haunted by a host of demonic ghosts.

Director: Tobe Hooper | Stars: JoBeth Williams, Heather O'Rourke, Craig T. Nelson, Beatrice Straight

Votes: 145,623

13. Jaws (1975)

PG | 2 hr 4 min | Adventure, Thriller

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

When a killer shark unleashes chaos on a beach community, it's up to a local sheriff, a marine biologist, and an old seafarer to hunt the beast down.

Director: Steven Spielberg | Stars: Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary

Votes: 547,184

14. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)

PG | 2 hr 11 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

After a daring mission to rescue Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt, the Rebels dispatch to Endor to destroy the second Death Star. Meanwhile, Luke struggles to help Darth Vader back from the dark side without falling into the Emperor's trap.

Director: Richard Marquand | Stars: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams

Votes: 960,519

15. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

PG | 2 hr 4 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

After the Rebels are brutally overpowered by the Empire on the ice planet Hoth, Luke Skywalker begins Jedi training with Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader and a bounty hunter named Boba Fett all over the galaxy.

Director: Irvin Kershner | Stars: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams

Votes: 1,171,927

16. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

PG | 1 hr 33 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

A tyrant from the future creates evil android doubles of Bill and Ted and sends them back to eliminate the originals.

Director: Peter Hewitt | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, William Sadler, Joss Ackland

Votes: 70,249

17. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

PG | 1 hr 30 min | Adventure, Comedy, Music

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

Two seemingly dumb teens set off on a quest to prepare the ultimate historical presentation with the help of a time machine.

Director: Stephen Herek | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin, Terry Camilleri

Votes: 120,253

18. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

PG | 1 hr 44 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

A toon-hating detective is a cartoon rabbit's only hope to prove his innocence when he is accused of murder.

Director: Robert Zemeckis | Stars: Bob Hoskins, Christopher Lloyd, Joanna Cassidy, Charles Fleischer

Votes: 183,616

19. Space Jam (1996)

PG | 1 hr 28 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

In a desperate attempt to win a basketball match and earn their freedom, the Looney Tunes seek the aid of retired basketball champion, Michael Jordan.

Director: Joe Pytka | Stars: Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, Theresa Randle, Manner Washington

Votes: 165,901

20. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

PG-13 | 2 hr 7 min | Action, Adventure

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

In 1938, after his father Professor Henry Jones, Sr. goes missing while pursuing the Holy Grail, Professor Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. finds himself up against Adolf Hitler's Nazis again to stop them from obtaining its powers.

Director: Steven Spielberg | Stars: Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Alison Doody, Denholm Elliott

Votes: 698,418

21. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

PG | 1 hr 58 min | Action, Adventure

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

In 1935, Indiana Jones arrives in India, still part of the British Empire, and is asked to find a mystical stone. He then stumbles upon a secret cult committing enslavement and human sacrifices in the catacombs of an ancient palace.

Director: Steven Spielberg | Stars: Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan, Amrish Puri

Votes: 453,359

22. Dumbo (1941)

G | 1 hr 4 min | Animation, Drama, Family

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

Ridiculed because of his enormous ears, a young circus elephant is assisted by a mouse to achieve his full potential.

Directors: Samuel Armstrong, Norman Ferguson, Wilfred Jackson, Jack Kinney, Bill Roberts, Ben Sharpsteen, John Elliotte | Stars: Sterling Holloway, Edward Brophy, Herman Bing, Mel Blanc

Votes: 121,014

23. Aladdin (1992)

G | 1 hr 30 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Rated on 21 Aug 2020

A kindhearted street urchin and a power-hungry Grand Vizier vie for a magic lamp that has the power to make their deepest wishes come true.

Directors: Ron Clements, John Musker | Stars: Scott Weinger, Robin Williams, Linda Larkin, Jonathan Freeman

Votes: 377,198

24. Gremlins (1984)

PG | 1 hr 46 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

Rated on 18 Aug 2020

A young man inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.

Director: Joe Dante | Stars: Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Hoyt Axton, John Louie

Votes: 201,607

25. ALF (1986–1990)

TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi

Rated on 04 Aug 2020

A furry alien wiseguy comes to live with the Tanner family after crashing into their garage.

Stars: Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros, Paul Fusco, Max Wright, Anne Schedeen

Votes: 31,954

26. Rocket Power (1999–2004)

TV-G | 30 min | Animation, Short, Action

Rated on 04 Aug 2020

Four friends and their daily lives of playing extreme sports, surfing, and getting into some crazy situations.

Stars: Joseph Ashton, Shayna Fox, John Kassir, Ray Bumatai

Votes: 8,567

27. The Wild Thornberrys (1998–2004)

TV-Y7 | 30 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Rated on 04 Aug 2020

The life of an adventurous family, from the point of view of an eleven-year-old girl gifted with animal language.

Stars: Lacey Chabert, Jodi Carlisle, Tim Curry, Danielle Harris

Votes: 13,239

28. Hey Arnold! (1996–2004)

TV-Y7 | 15 min | Animation, Comedy, Drama

Rated on 04 Aug 2020

The everyday life of Arnold, a fourth-grader in a nameless city that resembles Brooklyn, New York, who lives in a multi-racial boarding house with his grandparents and a motley assortment of friends and neighbors.

Stars: Francesca Marie Smith, Jamil Walker Smith, Dan Castellaneta, Justin Shenkarow

Votes: 30,952

29. Rugrats (1990–2006)

TV-Y | 30 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Rated on 04 Aug 2020

The cartoon misadventures of four babies and their snotty older cousin as they face the things in life they don't understand.

Stars: Elizabeth Daily, Christine Cavanaugh, Nancy Cartwright, Kath Soucie

Votes: 32,236

30. Batman (1989)

PG-13 | 2 hr 6 min | Action, Adventure

Rated on 25 Jul 2020

The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being Jack Napier, a criminal who becomes the clownishly homicidal Joker.

Director: Tim Burton | Stars: Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Robert Wuhl

Votes: 341,505

31. Independence Day (1996)

PG-13 | 2 hr 25 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

Rated on 24 Jul 2020

The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive.

Director: Roland Emmerich | Stars: Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Mary McDonnell

Votes: 531,701

32. Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

PG-13 | 2 hr | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

Rated on 24 Jul 2020

Two decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind's new space defenses be enough?

Director: Roland Emmerich | Stars: Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe

Votes: 168,315

33. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993–1999)

TV-PG | 45 min | Action, Adventure, Drama

Rated on 03 Jul 2020

In the vicinity of the liberated planet of Bajor, the Federation space station Deep Space Nine guards the opening of a stable wormhole to the far side of the galaxy.

Stars: Avery Brooks, Rene Auberjonois, Cirroc Lofton, Alexander Siddig

Votes: 53,972

34. The Twilight Zone (1959–1964)

TV-PG | 51 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror

Rated on 03 Jul 2020

Ordinary people find themselves in extraordinarily astounding situations, which they each try to solve in a remarkable manner.

Stars: Rod Serling, Robert McCord, Jay Overholts, Vaughn Taylor

Votes: 72,327

35. All in the Family (1971–1979)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

Rated on 03 Jul 2020

A working class man constantly squabbles with his family over the important issues of the day.

Stars: Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Rob Reiner, Sally Struthers

Votes: 14,116

36. The Simpsons (1989– )

TV-PG | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Rated on 03 Jul 2020

The satiric adventures of a working-class family in the misfit city of Springfield.

Stars: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer, Julie Kavner

Votes: 368,856

37. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

PG | 1 hr 33 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Rated on 30 Jun 2020

Four teenage mutant ninja turtles emerge from the shadows to protect New York City from a gang of criminal ninjas.

Director: Steve Barron | Stars: Judith Hoag, Elias Koteas, Josh Pais, David Forman

Votes: 86,167

38. Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

PG-13 | 1 hr 34 min | Comedy, Horror, Musical

Rated on 29 Jun 2020

A nerdy florist finds his chance for success and romance with the help of a giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed.

Director: Frank Oz | Stars: Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Vincent Gardenia, Levi Stubbs

Votes: 66,811

39. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

R | 1 hr 40 min | Comedy, Musical

Rated on 29 Jun 2020

A newly-engaged couple have a breakdown in an isolated area and must seek shelter at the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-n-Furter.

Director: Jim Sharman | Stars: Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Richard O'Brien

Votes: 134,238

40. Shock Treatment (1981)

PG | 1 hr 34 min | Comedy, Musical

Rated on 26 May 2020

Janet and Brad become contestants on a game show... but wind up as captives instead.

Director: Jim Sharman | Stars: Jessica Harper, Cliff De Young, Richard O'Brien, Patricia Quinn

Votes: 4,560

41. The Goonies (1985)

PG | 1 hr 54 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

Rated on 25 May 2020

A group of young misfits called The Goonies discover an ancient map and set out on an adventure to find a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure.

Director: Richard Donner | Stars: Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman

Votes: 247,188

42. Invader ZIM (2001–2006)

TV-Y7 | 24 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

Rated on 22 May 2020

An alien named Zim from the planet Irk is sent on a secret mission to conquer Earth, not realising that his leaders were just trying to get rid of him and hoped that he would die. Once there, Zim manages to disguise himself as a human child, but one boy named Dib sees through his disguise.

Stars: Andy Berman, Richard Steven Horvitz, Rikki Simons, Melissa Fahn

Votes: 19,586

43. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

R | 1 hr 21 min | Horror, Mystery

Rated on 15 May 2020

Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind.

Directors: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez | Stars: Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams, Joshua Leonard, Bob Griffin

Votes: 234,614

44. Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

R | 1 hr 30 min | Comedy

Rated on 09 May 2020

At Adams College, a group of bullied outcasts and misfits resolve to fight back for their peace and self-respect.

Director: Jeff Kanew | Stars: Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards, Timothy Busfield, Andrew Cassese

Votes: 49,306

45. National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

R | 1 hr 49 min | Comedy

Rated on 09 May 2020

At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him.

Director: John Landis | Stars: John Belushi, Karen Allen, Tom Hulce, Stephen Furst

Votes: 112,837

46. The Emperor's New Groove (2000)

G | 1 hr 18 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Rated on 08 May 2020

Emperor Kuzco is turned into a llama by his ex-administrator Yzma, and must now regain his throne with the help of Pacha, the gentle llama herder.

Director: Mark Dindal | Stars: David Spade, John Goodman, Eartha Kitt, Patrick Warburton

Votes: 182,989