Reviews

After reading the premise I decided to give the trailer a shot. It looked like an easy watch so I figured why not. The first five minute were tacky but I decided to stick it out. Once the Don character is introduced things started to look a little more promising. Then out of nowhere, he's accidentally killed by one of his own booby traps. The movie goes straight down the toilet from that point on. For the remainder of the film, the lead (Allen) is ducking and dodging a bunch of low grade Home Alone type booby traps. At that point I couldn't wait for it to end. The lead character couldn't carry the film by himself. Killing off Don ruined the film. To top it off we never really get to see the monster. 4 stars.

I've always been a fan of giant monster films. When I found out Netflix was releasing a movie about a giant troll, I couldnt wait for it to come out. But unfortunately, when it was all said and done, other then The CGI it was a disappointing film with a sad ending. Long story short, during the Christianization of Norway the trolls family was ambushed and murdered. He's then ripped from his home and imprisoned deep inside a cave. After many years an explosion free's the troll. Now the Norwegian government decides they gotta take him out. After a number of failed attempts, they finally realize the only way to kill him is with direct sunlight. Which made so sense because the troll was walking around during the daytime for most of the film. In the end, the troll finally makes it home. But it's too late, the morning sun comes up and turns the troll into stone. Sad ending. Other then the CGI it's not a film I'd recommend. Generous 6 stars.

The series finale would of been a lot better if it ended with Jamie Lee Curtis getting her head ripped off. They try to make her out to look like this total badass, but in actuality, she's an unlikable grumpy old women. As far as the movie goes, I don't understand why they made a finale with one of the most iconic characters in film history about someone else. Other then the scene at the doctors house, Myers doesn't leave the sewer till the very end of the film. It was more about the Corey character and how he turns into a psychopath. It's upsetting they ended the saga the way they did. Killing off Micheal Myers and not Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) was what everyone expected but not what everyone wanted. 5 stars.

This is definitely the best portrayal of Jeffery Dahmer I've seen. Evan Peter's was great in this. Eat your heart out Jeremey Renner. No pun intended. It's about time someone made a mini-series about Dahmer's life. Mostly because this psychopaths story is way too intricate to squeeze into a two hour film. The 2002 Jeremy Renner film was terrible and the 2017 film My Friend Dahmer didn't do the story much justice. This show gets into much more detail. I had no idea his mother was on tons of psychological medication while she was pregnant. Or that she was a suicidal UFO nut. I never knew he spent time in Germany as a US Army combat medic. A lot of the events that took place were news to me. I'm glad I decided to check this show out. It's definitely worth a watch. 8 stars.

Here's an idea! How about not driving your family to the middle of nowhere so you can stay with strangers you hardly know. I can't understand why so many people are praising this film, It's definitely overrated. It's basically just a movie about stupid people making stupid decisions over and over again. Especially the ending. It probably would of been a good idea to let your wife know you just found a dead kid laying face down in a jacuzzi. And what was up with the parents not making a run for it? These people didn't have guns. They were literally armed with rocks. They could of easily gotten away. I didn't get it. 5 stars.

I didn't need to watch the trailer, once I realized Aubrey Plaza was playing a serious roll, I was sold. It was good to see her in something other then a raunchy romcom/dark comedy. She was great in this. She's come along way from her days on Parks and Recreation. As far as the film goes, I thought it had a worthy storyline, and strong supporting actor. I just didn't understand why it ended with her teaching credit card fraud in another country. That didn't really end well for her Youcef and almost got her killed. I guess the answers in the title. Either way it's still a good film. Check it out if you get a chance. 6 stars.

The trailer fooled me. It looked like a decent film so I decided to give it a shot. Bad idea! This movie sucked, total waste of time. I had no idea it was going to be a film where the narrative is all white people are racist rednecks. I should have known how it was going to play out the second Ludacris jumped out of the lowrider wearing a Black Lives Matter jersey. I feel bad for any children that watch this and think all white people are like this. And what was the point of this film? What was the moral of the story? Because in the end, after all they went through, the family keeps the dirty money. If they were going to do that, they should of just ran with the money in the first place. It would of saved them a whole lot of trouble. Definitely not a film I'd recommend. 3 stars.

What possed me to actually sit down and watch this is beyond me. I really regret putting myself through that. I couldn't wait for it to end. I should of turned it off the second Joe started doing stand-up at the church. This film is extremely corny. No way someone actually rated it a 10. And who left the reviews "Out of this world" & Can't stop laughing" .. YA RIGHT! .. Who paid them to say that? Looks like Joe made his family members make IMDB pages. This is definitely not a film I'd recommend or watch again. Don't make the mistake I made and watch something else. Stick to stand-up Joe. 4 stars.

It seems like most of the people leaving reviews either really like this film or they hate it. Really no in-between. Speaking for myself, I liked the storyline, cast and most importantly the ending. Because let's be honest here, who doesn't wanna watch Ashton Kutcher get brutally murdered. Although, it's not a film I'd watch again, but it is something I'd recommend checking out. 6 stars.

I obviously get the whole don't use a terrorist attack to gain fame thing. But was the point of the film? In the end Danni gets canceled and turns into a depressed drunk. No redemption, no moral to the story. Whatever message this film was trying to send went right over my head. 5 stars.