thepinkmenace

I loved this movie beyond reason! This is a wonderful movie but not for those who can't stand some gore. It is unbelievable how happy this film made me. Okay so it is the story of five criminals all with alias' of colors (Mr. Pink, Mr. White, etc.) who are trying to pull off the perfect jewel heist. They are ambushed by cops at the jewelry store where the heist was going to go down. The only people who know their plan are amongst them. Everyone is trying to find out "Who done it" and the only person they are sure about are themselves. Is it the psychopathic murderer, Mr. Blonde? Is it the looking out for himself only, Mr. Pink? Or is it the mysterious Mr. Blue who only has one line and disappears for the rest of the film. The answer will really surprise you. Oh and after viewing this you won't want to tip your waitresses either after listening to a fantastic speech on how you don't get tips elsewhere. Your thoughts on Madonna will change as will your feelings whenever hearing the song "Stuck in the Middle With You". Happy viewings!

This film is very bad and I cannot lie. You other guys can't deny... Okay it is so awful that it is short of brilliant. But the brilliance frightens you into thinking it's bad. On the other hand this intrigues you into believing that you are enjoying yourself when you are really having a stroke. But then when you recover and get out of the hospital you decide to rent it because you can't remember it. It slowly bores you to sleep so when you wake up you realize that you've slept for a week. Okay... Maybe that was the drugs but by this time you have to return the movie. You rent it again and think that this time will be different and you will drink lots of coffee to keep you awake. When the movie is finally over you wonder what the hell you were thinking and proceed in destroying your VCR. This movie is in the end bad..... Oh and my favorite part is when the zombies randomly come in at the end.