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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996 Video)
6/10
Hilarious mixture of old and new Sci-Film.
4 March 2024
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I found the production has accomplished its goal of making a spoof of many old and new Sci-Fi movies converted into one film based on: Alien, Aliens, Austin Powers, Total Recall, Arachnid, and so on. The premise is to rescue the Leprechaun's Princess so that he cold become King. The underlying events support his quest for the Princess while confronting and evading the Marines who were sent to kill him on sight. The Leprechaun uses his magical powers to his advantage and fool the highly trained Marines sent to destroy him. The funniest scene was when the gung-ho Marine Sergeant turned into a Transvestite on the dance floor and when he awakes, comes out of it he had a dual personality. Also there were references to Alice in the Wonderland with the usual command: Cut their heads off! The unneeded fight scenes were made to fill the empty time frames of this obnoxious and idiotic production. Do NOT waste your time on it.
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Balls of Fury (2007)
8/10
Balls of Fury, A comedic remake of Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon.
10 February 2024
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When I first saw Balls of Fury, certain scenes and even the plot reminded me of Bruce Lee's "Enter the Dragon" movie. Both films are based on competition; Enter the Dragon is Martial Art based, while Balls of Fury is Ping Pong based. Both films employ the same plot in selecting the winner of local competitions to be sent to a Tournament of Champions. The fight scenes of Enter the Dragon were replaced with Ping Pong Table scenes of competitions; Enter the Dragon's plot to smuggle drugs were replaced for undetectable weapons in the plot Balls of Fury. George Lopez's character replaced the special US Agent who initially hired Bruce Lee to infiltrate the Drug Organization in the Enter the Dragon film. So, this was a remake of an old classic Martial Art movie with a new twist that I enjoyed watching very much. Call me a child at heart, but good humor well done and comedy never fades!
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Downfall (2004)
9/10
Downfall, 2004
14 January 2024
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I came across this film on my new Samsung TV's streaming TUBI Channel's movie section, and I chose it out of curiosity. Mind you, I was born in Hungary in 1959 and I grew up watching Soviet Propaganda movies all my life showing us how the Russian Army fraught the Nazis during WW2 on our local 1 Channel black and white TV station during the 1960s. I was interested to find out about the 'downfall' of the Third Reich. Well, I couldn't have picked a better presentation than this film! It is based on the chronicles of the final secretary of Adolph Hitler who detailed his and his Generals last days under the streets of Berlin. I must admit that I had never seen some of the material depicted in this 2 hour and 39 minutes production. Considering that these facts were based on the eyewitness accounts of Hitler's own and last secretary, Traudi Junge, who also introduced herself at the beginning with her own report at the start of this presentation.
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5/10
A ripoff of Van Dam's Blood Sport.
12 January 2024
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This chick flick is the first Martial Art film I ever saw that featured an all female cast of fighters. The story is the old revenge plot for the death of a father for which the daughter seeks revenge in the Kumite, a Martial Artist fight to the death competition held annually in the far East. Unlike in the Van Dam version, in this film all the fighters are women who compete against each other. As in the first Blood Sport film, there are good guys and there are bad guys, except in this movie there are good women and there are bad women who compete with each other. There are rich men watching these competitions and bet on the calculated outcome. Our shero rises to the top and finds out how and why her father lost his life, thus completing the goal of her journey to Hong Kong. There are lot of action scenes and some are indeed brutal, which I think was not necessary. Enjoy the show. Steve.
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Relic Hunter (1999–2002)
6/10
My female Indiana Jones.
4 November 2023
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I couldn't help but to compare my old time favorite archeologist of the silver screen, Indiana Jones, to this tongue in cheek tv series featuring Tia Carrere. Whom I enjoyed watching on this show, and still do when I watch its reruns on late night TV. Tia Carrere is smart and pretty, and this combination is a winner for all. I felt puzzled why did Carrere's side kick, Christien Anholt's character was portrayed as somewhat naïve and inept on many occasion, when he too is knowledgeable in his areas of expertise. The show's episodes take place in many different countries and it is always fun to see. I enjoyed the episodes' beginning when it depicted events that happened centuries ago; Now our Relic Hunter must take on a quest in our modern time to find ancient relics and race against other competitors who also seek to find the same relics. Enjoy! Steve.
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Dragon Blade (2015)
8/10
How does one learn to speak Latin in 10 minutes?
19 September 2023
Before I'd begun to watch this film, I reviewed here. It had received high praise from a viewer. The action scenes are very good from the start. What caught my attention was the dialogue between Jackie Chan and Jon Cusack who was able to speak Chinese 15 minutes into the movie, and vice versa when Jackie Chan spoke Latin to him! Wasn't that miraculous? I read about the Silk Road in History, yet I never knew that there were a Silk Road Protection Squad. In a final note, the exchanging of cultural ideas and practices, and sharing them with an opposing foreign army was very appealing. But unrealistic!
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Mafia Mamma (2023)
9/10
Another hilarious Mafia spoof.
6 July 2023
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Kristin (Tony Collette) is immersed in her family life and in her job. As the saying goes: "When it rains it pours". The day she finds out her grandfather passed away in Italy, she also found her husband banging her friend in the living room. She decides to travel to Italy to attend her grandfather's funeral. During the procession, they come under heavy gunfire from the rival mafia family. It is on this day when she watches a DVD in which her late grandfather decided to leave the family business to her and leaving her in charge. Of course, this is not welcome news to the cartoon character henchmen who hoped to get the job. The rival family makes attempts to get rid of her, but in more comical assassinations' scenes, she manages to stay alive. When she arrived, she was like a fish out of water; But as time went on, she wised up and began to learn the ways how a mafia mob boss conducts business, and she earned the respect of her Mafia family members, as well as the respect of the other Mafia families. I really enjoyed this Mafia spoof, and even though no one would think of Toni Collette for this role, I think she did a very fine job in this production! I recommend this movie.
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10/10
It was fun and entertaining.
2 July 2023
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I really enjoyed this story about two people who keep missing each other from the start of movie. The West Coast Swing dance gave an uplift and energy to the scenes in the film. I found Briana to be very attractive and a talented actress. Tom is a talented dancer and actor as well. I enjoyed the plot as the two kept missing each other, literary walking passed one another from the elevator to Office doors without noticing each other. Other noteworthy characters were a psycho woman who wants to open up Tom, another woman who guzzled down glasses of beers before burping, and then squatting 300 pounds in a weight room, and a gay man who was excessively critical and sarcastic. I wish there was more on screen time spent between Jack and Jill, especially dance scenes that could have been wonderfully entertaining. I really enjoyed this film!
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Say My Name (2018)
8/10
An amusing robbery gone wild caper.
5 June 2023
I hadn't caught onto Lisa Brenner's farce style of humor or comedic style until I saw "The Good Guys" short story on film. This production doesn't fall far behind the absurdity of "The Good Guys" either. When a man and a woman are trying to have sex in a Hotel room, they are interrupted by a couple dumb robbers who reminded me of the Pink Panther's fumbling antics; Mind you, the woman purposely left the Hotel room's door open so as to make the affair more exciting, which had really backfired. As the Police arrive, they couldn't tell apart the victims from the perpetrators adding more confusion to the situation. Watch to see the end of it.
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9/10
Hilarious Spoofs of old in a new comedy!
28 March 2023
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I saw the film on TV and I loved it, even though it was edited for TV! I knew then that I had to get its DVD version, which I did after some search on Google. Even though there are some old cheap comedy scenes repeated in this movie, they are but small parts of the bigger picture that add up to a series events that add up to this hilarious comedy! There are some incredible scenes, such as: ":Your weapons have to be checked in" on the Train ride scene that I found to be both funny and incredible; As well as the Skunk scenes! I found Sean Young to be very sexy and also comical, and I loved to see her in this movie. The Court Room scenes are also whimsical and filled with double entendre. All in all, I found this film to be very entertaining and enjoyable, despite of the other viewer's differing opinion giving their low scores. Enjoy it as much as I did! Steve .
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Lucy (I) (2014)
9/10
Lucy was interesting.
24 February 2023
I found it confusing that at the beginning of the film a briefcase had to be delivered to a Korean drug lord, but yet when I heard conversations shortly there after, they were in Mandarin Chinese, not Korean. When CPH4 is produced by a pregnant mother to help an infant develop bones and other body parts, how could it have helped Lucy develop supernatural abilities? I enjoyed the film for what its worth, as it was an interesting science fiction movie. I found Scarlett Johannsson likable and a perfect actress to play this role. My final suggestion to the view is to suspend your disbelief and enjoy the film as much as I did.
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Major League (1989)
5/10
An entertaining Underdog wins story.
19 February 2023
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I really enjoyed watching this Film, despite that I am not a Baseball Fan; Which is the entire movie is about. A loosing baseball team that rose to win despite its adversities in the film, namely the Team's Owner who wanted her Team to lose so she could get a better deal elsewhere in Florida. I disliked the forced remaking of a lost relationship between Rene Russo and her love interest in the film; This shouldn't have been in the Movie. Alas, the Film ends with their reunification, which doesn't mean anything to the entire movie's message about winning against the odds! This film is about beating the odds, and it won that title hands down. What else is there to share? I said all that I could have ever said. I hope it is enough to fill that needed numbers here! .
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Blast (1997)
2/10
I found it boring and predictable.
17 January 2023
First, I need to state the previous User reviewer misspelt the Italian phrase: mezzo mezzo, 50-50 or half-and-half.

Second, the swim team only featured young women and not one young men among them. I am certain that swim teams had both men and women even back in the 70's.

Third, the director failed in his effort to create a real drama, at least in my opinion. The film was boring and predictable.

Fourth, the janitor's martial skills were handy, but not mention of it was made anywhere, nor his anti-terrorist skills that I saw in the movie.

Fifth, the terrorists didn't seem genuine to me. The end.
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Haphazard (II) (2019)
1/10
Idiotic; Nonsense.
6 January 2023
I watched this movie to pass the time between upcoming movies on the Samsung TV+ Electric Now channel in Chicago because I didn't want to see the depressing and horrible News. Let me say the person who wrote the previous User review nailed it right on the head about it with his critic. This film is hopeless, a total waste of time! I saw many martial arts choreographed and acrobatic action moves stemming from Mooi Thai kickboxing in standard fight scenes and senseless car chase scenes. The movie's plot was ridiculous and was beyond any common sense, or to make any sense of it! There are several brutal and bloody fight scenes that were Not intended for younger audiences, or viewers! Overall, avoid wasting your time or spending any money on this idiotic production of a movie that should have never been made!
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Rambo (2008)
1/10
Idiotic, overblown.
22 December 2022
This nonsense waste of time is all about cruelty and violence, none of which there are already too much in Our World as we see it every day, but in such graphic detail as portrayed in this revival of the famed John Rambo in his last attempt to rescue his own dwindling career. AVOID IT, unless you enjoy watching senseless vigilance and scenes of raping innocent women and under aged girls by violent Militants. The justifiable End might makes it., but it still a miserable try and not worth waiting your time on it. I do not know what else could say more about it because the Editor wants me to write?
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Anna (II) (2019)
3/10
A female assassin's story retold again.
19 October 2022
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I have seen this same story before; There is nothing new to see in this version. "Le Fem Nikita" comes to mind first, from Director Luc Besson.

The action choreography of the fight scene during the first assassination in a restaurant was excellent. This reminded me Charlize Theron's action packed scenes from "Atomic Blond". I don't know why was the plot thickened with her Handler Helen Mirren's double cross in the beginning, or that could have been a test to know if she would survive her first assignment? The rest of the film if filled with empty scenes of cold blooded assassinations, mundane conversations, and empty love scenes that fill the void as we are waiting for the next action packed scene to arrive. No such luck and so the movie flops. The End.
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9/10
An excellent documentary.
28 September 2022
I thoroughly enjoyed watching this documentary. It is my opinion that the dialogue or script narrated is easy to understand that it doesn't require a professional degree, which makes it enjoyable for all young and old to watch and enjoy. I recommend it to all those who are interested in Earth history and science in general. I give credit to its creators who were able to cram 14 Billion years of history of the Cosmos and our Earth into a two hour presentation. The explanation of the Big Bang by Astrophysicist Alex Filippenko is succinct and easy to understand, as well what follows, with formation of the basic elements, and their evolution into heaver elements required as the building blocks of life billions of years later. In closing, I again recommend this presentation.
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The Librarians (2014–2018)
8/10
Indiana Jones and Magic stories on the Silver screen.
20 August 2022
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The Librarians is a TV series that follows a team of 5 who each specialize in an area of expertise art, intellect, history, and fighting, who are called the Librarians to retrieve ancient artifacts with magical powers to protect mankind. Their Library is able to transport the team through time to the time and place their help is needed. Though this series seemed to be targeted for younger audiences, it can be enjoyed by adults as well with lower expectations.
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Becker (1998–2004)
10/10
I loved watching "Becker"!
11 June 2022
I loved this show because it reflected my life as in what could go wrong, will go wrong! The sarcastic and negative commentary of Becker reflected everything in my life the same way as I feel, and I am completely immersed with his character and vision as it had also played out in my life that same way! I feel sad that this series came to a close. In closing, I loved each of the show's characters who were perfectly cast for their roles! Thank you all for this wonderfully entertaining series!! Best Regards, Steve Horvath, Chicago, IL.
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Pray TV (1980)
8/10
A very funny satire.
27 May 2022
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I saw this film on TV and than bought it on DVD because I liked it so much! Its type of humor really appealed to me, especially the satirical look of the 80's culture. The stereotypical characters were entertaining, i.e. The smoking exercise guru, a small exorcism script, a cooking show in Spanglish and French, a fast talking car salesman, an Elvis impersonator, and a singing religious Diva. The manager whose name happens to fleece, is only there to take as much money as he can using religion by swindling his viewers and gospel attendees. It is an entertaining film; I hope you'll enjoy it as much as I did!
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5/10
A typical 1970's stoner film.
17 April 2022
I gave this film a generous 5 out of 10 rating.

The film had many childish and silly pranks that would make high school students feel a sense of gratification for getting even with their principal and bureaucrats. Tommy Chong rode a school bus and while driving, and he sang two songs that were sung by Cheech Marin at Battle of the Bands concert in the closing scene of Up in Smoke. There were some laugh inducing moments, but overall this film isn't worth its 2 hours running time.
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The Benny Hill Show (1969–1989)
10/10
Benny Hill - The Mozart of comedic scripts!
24 March 2022
I have never ever heard a comedian whose broad range of comedic scripts were so well written, remarkably with rhyme, that was due to the pure genius of Benny Hill!

I cried tears of laughter when I first saw his show on TV. Sadly, many of his scripts were censured for American audiences from the original British versions, but they still remain hilarious for us to enjoy, especially for first time audiences. Thank you Benny Hill! RIP.
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Scary Movie 2 (2001)
8/10
This film is a riot! The best of all 3 Scary Movies.
14 February 2022
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I had just finished watching the DVD (on 2/14/2022) that I haven't seen in quite some time, and I had gut busing minutes of laughter while watching it. Indeed, this version of the Scary Movie series is the best! The jokes are funny, witty, sometimes crude, and are intended only for mature audiences, especially the talking parrot!

When I checked the cast of the film on IMDB, I noticed that many of its characters were not listed at all. But, I recommend this entertaining mishmash of previous horror film skits in this clever comedy.

Steve.
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The IMDb Show: Linda Hamilton (2019)
Season 3, Episode 89
1/10
There was no need to make this film.
9 November 2019
I felt very disappointed with this production. The dialogue were repeats of many one liners from the previous films, which were redundant and sometimes even sounded idiotic. I also noticed that the movie was politically correct in choosing a Hispanic woman to be saviour mankind, and as usually done by others, she too was crossing the US and Mexican Border illegally! I think this movie was stupid and does not stand have the quality next to the other movies of the Terminator Franchise. My recommandation? Do not even waste your money on renting it on DVD or Blu-Ray when it becomes available.
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6/10
The movie's picture and title are completely misleading.
20 April 2019
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When I looked at the menacing look of Danny Trejo, I thought that he again played a bad ass. But not so, not in this film. The film is indeed a peculiar comedy, more of a satire that moves slowly. The target of the film are Televangelists whose sole job is to rip off elderly citizens. The leading role sells stuffed animals (his boss is semi-retarded), and he himself carries around a stuffed dog; As I said: an eccentric comedy. His neighbors, Trejo and his daughter are both bilingual speakers of English and Spanish, but for some reason the lead never understands Trejo when he speaks English. The lead's mother spends her time watching TV ministers, taking her Medications, and sending her checks to TV ministers. After she received an invitation to a revival, the entire group leaves to see it for the elder mother's sake at her doctor's suggestion. This satire achieves its crescendo after the lead signed a document to completely release the Televangelist from any responsibility relating to his Mother's condition for a small lump sum. However, this lump sum will afford the opportunity for this group to start their own televagalising.
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