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1/10
The worst Stiller movie ever and worst movie of the past 10
5 May 2021
This is so unbelievably bad but not funny bad. It's pure junk and fails on so many levels.
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Designated Survivor (2016–2019)
4/10
Paid commercial
4 May 2021
Started of good but too preachy and liberal leaning to be factual. Cliched and cheesy at times. When netflix picked it up it became trash and laughable.
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Red Dot (2021)
3/10
Don't waste your time.bad reviews are right
16 February 2021
Started silly, got unbearable, got a twist and then. Awful. I usually love movies like thisbad this was pretty bad. There are just to many stupid actions by smart people that just don't sense. Acting was very bad and plot was like written by high schoolers.
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Under the Dome (2013–2015)
1/10
Wet trash
11 January 2021
I really tried to get into this but it got worse and worse and ended horribly. Between the "new" twlight zone, the stand, and this I (know this is from 2013) CBS owes me money of CBS all access. The writing is bad, makes no sense, everything is BORING as hell, and the PC messages are as subtle as a heart attack. Just avoid
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Bloodshot (2020)
4/10
Nap time movie
13 November 2020
Remember universal Soilder with Van Damn? Watch that instead. This was horribly cheesy, fake, terrible plot, terrible acting and just the worst. Why do they bother? My whole family fell asleep to it. This movie would have been old 25 years ago.
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5/10
What the hell did I just watch
2 November 2020
The cast, singing, atmosphere was great. The plot had holes that made it...not so good.
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V-Wars (2019)
2/10
I tried to like this but noooo
10 December 2019
I love cheesy horror series or whatever but this lame as hell. Cheesy acting, not believable and just silly at times. Also does every single netflix series have to have a cliched motivation? Every single one. Just make a good series for the love of God and people will watch it.
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1/10
Absolute jjoke of a movie
5 September 2019
I will literally sit through anything just to see it end and even if the movie is horrible Ill watch. This movie is just painful, horrible, unbearable, moronic and judt plsin dumb. You will literally be dumber for having watched this and will hate yourself for watchung it.
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1/10
Please stop with the fake reviews
13 April 2019
IMdb really has to start screenung or their going to be trusted as Rottentomatoes. The '10 reviews amazing movie reviews" are obviously English as a second language. Chinese spammers. That being said the movie was meh and way to convaluted.
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The Monster (2016)
3/10
Enough with the fake reviews! The only monster is this movie.
26 January 2019
It's funny how all the good reviews were posted even before the movie came out. Anyway. It you want a daughter and mother screaming 'f#$$ you" or crying for 1.5 hours this is the movie for you. Not a good indie movie at all. A drama covered in the guise of horror and with subject matter has been done before and better and the end was absolutely horrible. The practical effects weren't bad for low budget though
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Broad City (2014–2019)
2/10
Fake reviews galore
14 December 2018
What's with all the fake reviews? Comedy Central green-lights anything these days. The show falls flat, is boring and isn't funny at all. It's toilet humor and maybe sad woman at home think it's funny but it's really for 14 year olds.
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1/10
Fake Show
29 November 2018
This is has to be the most faked reviewed showed ever. It's a lifetime soup opera which never, for one moment, shows any suspense or "horror". A few jump scares and loud noises does not make a movie or mini- series scary. Way to many PC check boxes CHECKED to be taken seriously, characters you don't really care about, and hours spent with NOTHING happening. There is no plot, arcs, or resolution of issues. Just tedious melodramatic acting that belongs on Melrose Place, that is the real horror.
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Halloween (I) (2018)
5/10
Seems to be A LOT of fake reviews
29 October 2018
Halloween is considered one of the best horror movies of all time (my favorite) but this is barely better than Halloween H20. It's basically not scary at all. NO SUSPENSE and NO buildup. It was like watching a copy of the original but without the magic and the ending sucked. VERY DISAPPOINTING. Everyone involved in the 2018 may be "a big fan" of the original' but NONE of what made the first or second one scary makes into this film. I've been watching the Halloween marathon non-stop on AMC (the have shown the original about 12 times so far and all the others (yes cheesy and Rob Zombies ultra violent) and most of those you can watch a few times each. Not this one. We meet some blog people they get killed, meet some teenagers they get killed, Laurie is nut job and for having 40 years to get ready she does a bad job defending herself. . There is way to many plot-holes, bad choices and ridiculous decisions you can't even take it seriously. I'll stick to one and two.
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Titans (I) (2018– )
2/10
Like the Inhumans but not as good
13 October 2018
When a show has a more fake 10 reviews than real ones you know it awesome.It's all teen angst and drama with video game action scenes and dark DC world where it's always raining. Weird casting and frankly kinda of boring.
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1/10
Chinese hackers are out in force
17 April 2018
Anything above 3 is a fake review. Legendary Pictures was a bought by the Chinese so do you really believe the "8 rating Best movie ever" reviews written for bad plot and acting Power Rangers movie? This movie was made to sell action figures for pre-teens. That's it. It's just awful.
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Knocked Up (2007)
1/10
Depressing, boring and not funny.
22 September 2017
It is not funny at all. Not a haha or he or chuckle. The biggest movie sin of all time.

What's uncomfortable? People Bickering, arguing, woman lamenting through the whole movie, and men being portrayed as 5 year olds. is not fun to watch. The guy is a prototypical moron and she is shrill and not fun to watch. tor won't deliver your baby

The plot was lame and his friends are the biggest slackers ever portrayed. Also it's depressing! The movie has such a negative outlook on family why would you want one?
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Moonlight (I) (2016)
1/10
A boring story about literally nothing- waste of time
8 March 2017
Remember how AMC shows all the Oscar winning movies and the week before the Oscars and it's so exciting to see them? Well this will never ever be one of them.

This movie is so poorly directed, written, and just a slow story of misery that offers nothing. It starts off depressing and ends that way. No arch and no story other than a bullied teen confused about life. Teaches you nothing, no moral, except how to walk out of a movie theater. SO many thumbs down.
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The Great Wall (I) (2016)
1/10
As good as the poisonous dog food the country makes
13 February 2017
You know the horrible Syfy monster movies that channel spews out like Two- headed Shark and Mega Shark vs Super Croc? Well those are actually better than his. Can you believe a movie with 150 MILLION budget is worse than an 8 dollar Croc vs Python movie starring the guy from Parker Lewis Can't Lose? (I'm not making that up...that's a real thing). I think Matt Damon lost a best or owed someone a bunch of money. Has he had this many flops? And William Dafoe? Seriously? It's doesn't even make any sense! Bad plot, bad acting, please no more overseas films! Learn your lesson Hollywood! Just stop agreeing to these steaming piles of... I don't care how much money they offer you! You won't be remember as Jason Bourne or Goodwill. Now, your remembered as this guy with the story and CGI of produced by some kid with a MAC.
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1/10
Dumb Hard for morons
8 November 2013
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I love action films and I am willing to suspend belief but this is straight to video garbage that keeps making money is killing me There are way, way waaay! to many plot-holes in here to make any sense! It was a basically a dumbed downed version of Die-hard without the believability. How did the Koreans get the last code? That was the whole point of the plot and they magically got it! wth!!!?? The writing was garbage, instead of witty remakes and memorable lines all we get is f*** you and go f*** yourself. Really the terrorists snuck a our weapons system on the roof on no one can figure a way to shut it down? dumb dumb dumb.
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American Mary (2012)
1/10
BIG BIG waste of time
21 October 2013
I gave it a shot since the ratings were high but I keep forgetting not to just IMDb! I get what the intention was but it wasBIG BIG waste of time, boring, and predictable and not even close to being realistic. Not slick, not clever but more of a boring Hostel film, were the characters are poorly written and a non-plot. The male characters didn't even have lines that made any sense! How do films like this get made? Should have been on Syfy channel with Sharknado and Ghost Shark. I did want to like it but it was just too bad. I wish NetFlick had some good scary movies on for Oct but they offered up this garbage which isn't even a horror film.
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Godzilla (I) (1998)
1/10
Actually makes you dumber
1 April 2012
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Horrible horrible horrible. Really sad Hollywood makes this garbage. People fell for it, and the movie made money, because they got sucked in to thinking this was a godzilla flick, not a big lizard, who looks just like Alien, running away from bad acting, plot holes, and horrible writing. I'm not a big fan boy of old school godzilla but the fact that Toho reverted back to the old style, and tri-star never made a sequel proved that this was a flop. If they wanted to make something clever they could have down it Cloverfield style but with Godzilla. Or like this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbzpz0qxXc At least there is a new one coming out in 2012.
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