Reviews

This 1971 film is considered the worst porn movie of all time. It is supposed to be a bat woman parody i guess. The plot revolves around the main character being able to detect problems in Gotham city when her "twat twitches". The majority of the movie is a couple complaining/fighting while having sex. It is one of the most laugh out loud scenes you will ever see. The dialogue of this scene is hilarious. This is followed by title character patrolling Gotham on a red ball by a river as opposed to a bat mobile. She comes across an attempted assault and uses the ball to beat up the perp. She eventually comes across the villainous couple for making smut and joins them. This is a very bad movie but so entertaining.

Hospital Massacre is a slasher/horror film starring Barbi Benton as a woman who goes into the hospital to get a routine checkup and finds herself running from a killer who is taking out the staff, one by one. This film is over the top and not very believable. It is hard to believe that almost no one uncovered any of the murders while they were happening and when someone does they always run into the killer before anyone else. I could see this being a cult movie since it is so over the top.

This Aint The Terminator XXX is a sci fi /comedy parody of the mainstream film. Dick Delaware is cast in the role of the Terminator. Delaware is a known MMA fighter with the proper look. He has very little if any dialogue. The entire script is pretty light and only has occasional references to scenes or dialogue from the Terminator film. Scene 1 has Delaware appearing in an alley in the same method as terminators appear in other films, but this time he just happens to be in the alley where Juelz Ventura is having a 3way with Billy Glide and Alex Gonz. He stands there and just watches them in a pose. After the scene the 2 guys confront him and he beats them up and starts his journey to find Sarah Connor. He happens upon a strip club where he gets treated to a lesbian scene between Melina Mason and Brett Rossi. He has a scene himself with Laya Falcon who is another stripper in the club. He leaves and ends up at Julia Ann's apartment where they have sex. I assume she thought he was an escort. Out of nowhere Brandon Miller shows up to starts shooting. He kills julia ann by mistake and I assume his reactions are why they call it a comedy. He runs out and goes to Sara Connors place (played by Dahlia Sky) where they argue about the terminator coming to get her. He talks her into hiding. They hide, She seduces him and they have sex. The sex scenes are ok with none really standing out. Scenes are well shot and the film looks great in 3d / Blu Ray. This parody was just somewhat flat in my opinion. Director obviously knows the viewers know the plot from the main movies so it seems he just shot some scenes around that until the end which he uses CGI to mimic the end of the mainstream movies. Other "This Aint" parodies from Hustler are much better and funnier in my opinion.

As many reviews have already indicated, the show appears to have reimaged Perry Mason as a private detective and paul drake is now a beat cop. della works for an attorney who would be more of what we thought perry mason might be in this kind of story. perhaps this is an origin story for mason but so far it would be better suited as one of the detective thrillers of the era.

***Updated Review*** As the series progresses, it resolves all the questions i have in the first few episodes. great show

UnSexpected is another video from Robby D and Digital Playground. The story revolves around Andy San Dimas' younger sister coming for a visit. Andy tells everyone to be on their best behavior because Stoya is a "good innocent small time girl". We quickly find out that Stoya is a no where near as "innocent" as her sister thinks. This comedy is shot in HD with the women looking very nice in their respective scenes. The first scene is Andy San Dimas with her boyfriend Manuel Ferrera which occurs before Stoya gets there. 2nd scene is Stoya and Manuel's roommate Erik Everhard who Stoya seduces during a game of pool. Scene 3 is Erik going over to his girlfriend Sabrina Taylor's house and having sex with her to make sure she does not suspect his infidelity. Scene 4 is Brooklyn Lee who plays Andy San Dimas' friend and Manuel Ferrera. Stoya is instrumental is seducing both of them into the scene. Scene 5 is Stoya and pizza delivery guy James Deen who Stoya seduces. As usual this video is well shot and Stoya looks incredible. Andy San Dimas, Sabrina Taylor and Brooklyn Lee also look very sexy in their respective scenes. This is on par with other Digital Playground films (light general plot and well shot scenes). Great addition for fans of Stoya.

Pimp Bullies (aka Vengeance)stars Marcos Bonetti as a young man who is trying to find out who killed a woman named Isabel (Catalina Rodriguez) 15 years prior. He strong arms all the suspects to try to learn what happened. through this he gets the back story of what lead up to Isabel's Murder. The first suspect is Miguel (played by Ving Rhames) as a pimp who manipulates her to work for him. Isabel's son was very ill and she needs money desperately for treatment. Isabel sneaks into the US to make money working for Miguel as a prostitute. She is taught the ropes by Miguel's main girl Crystal (Lizbeth Santos). The 2nd Suspect is Julia, an actress who pays for Isabel's services but also gets her hooked on cocaine. The 3rd Suspect is Mr Watson (Steven Bauer) who is Julia's attorney and appears be a father figure before giving in to temptation from her. The 4th suspect was James who is a rich client who fed the drug habit. We find out that Marcos is a police Detective. The movie is very low budget and outside of the known names not very well acted. tries to show the seedy side of life but does not do the greatest job. They try some twists which are OK. not a masterpiece but watchable

Nerdy Girls is a all sex film directed by William H. The "Nerdy" tag for the ladies in the movie is because he has them wearing glasses and give them a skill set (Not sure why this makes any of them a nerd). The first scene has Annika Albright and James Deen. Annika is shown playing the piano and James walks in and they have sex. very little dialogue if any. Annika is an attractive blonde. Second scene is the best of the film and has Karlie Montana and Manuel Ferrara. Karlie is a very sexy redhead who i guess is playing his accountant or secretary? She does a great job. The Third scene is Allie Haze and Mick Blue. Scene is set in a classroom with equations on the board. i assume Mick is the teacher. The Fourth scene has Jessie Andrews and Mr. Pete. Jessie is making cupcakes then reads a book and starts to masturbate. She is putting topping on the Cupcakes when Mr Pete walks in and they start having sex (nerdy?). The Fifth scene has April O'Neil and Manuel Ferrara. April is reading a book taking a bath. The movie is OK for those who enjoy the all sex films. There is minimal setup and little if any dialogue. The ladies are all pretty attractive and have sexy scenes I believe it would have been better if they added a small bit of set up for each scene as all the performers and decent actors in other films. The ladies are more like college students then nerds

The Basic Lupine Urology episode is a parody of the law and order. The case revolves around the "murder" of a yam which the study group was hoping to get an A for. extremely funny episode. Troy and Abed are great as the detectives. Shirley plays the captain. Annie and Jeff play the attorneys A great addition was having Leslie Hendrix playing the forensics technician who tells them how the yam was killed. the witnesses were funny. the show even had a twist at the end. after the case was solved. there is another "shocker". IF you are a fan of this series, this is the episode to watch. if you are a fan of the law and order series, this is a funny show which pays homage. hats off to the writers for this episode

The Crib Stars Digital Playground Contract girl Bibi Jones, who plays a young lady who is asked to house sit for Mick Blue. The house is spectacular and she is warned to not have any parties or guests. First thing Bibi does is call her friends Bridgette B and Gracie Glam over. As they marvel at the house they decide to call over male masseuses. Gracie on the other hands has a crush on Manuel Ferrera and invites him over to hang out. This leads to various get togethers. Bibi then invited her friend India over and they in turn order a pizza. Neither has money so Bibi goes home to get some cash but the delivery man (Nacho Vidal) gets there before she gets back which means of course India has sex with him. Bibi then gets caught in the house nude masturbating when Mick comes home and he ends up joining her for the last scene. This is a standard well shot Robby D film. basic simple plot with a little mischief and humor put in. Bibi Jones looks fantastic in her scenes with Mick blue and Erik Everhard. India looks great in her scene with Nacho. Bridgette has a nice scene with Charles Dera and Gracie has a good scene with Manuel. Well shot adult film which will appeal to digital playground fans. It also is a film which may appeal to couples. recommended.

The Seduction of Cindy stars both Seka and Veronica Hart. Seka plays the title role of Cindy. Veronica Hart plays her friend who relates the story of how Cindy's Husband (Jerome Carter)enlisted her and others to "seduce" Cindy and make her a more sexual person. This happens in various ways which is the basis of the movie. Cindy works as a film editor so pornography is used to loosen her up. Veronica seduces her into a lesbian tryst. Bobby Astyr is asked to bring her a film to edit which is x rated and this gets Cindy (Seka) hot and bothered. Although Seka was not on the better actresses of her time, everyone else are well above average adult actors. Seka does a decent job and the sex scenes are pretty good. recommended especially for those who enjoy watching the "Golden Age" of Adult films

Blame it on Savanna stars Savanna Samson as a woman who is evaluating her life. The film has Savanna talk into the camera and comment on what is going on around her. We start with her going to her best friends house (played by Raquel Devine) for the weekend. Savanna is having marital issues with her husband (Chris Charming) as is Raquel (Sean Michaels). Savanna's son (Alex Gonz) and Raquels' (Voodoo) are also at the house. Film starts with flirtations going on around the house with the moms. The sons meet 2 girls their age (Renae Cruz and Meggan Mallone) and hook up with them. Later Voodoo bring Meggan back to the house. Savanna takes advantage of the situation as she had earlier given a sleeping pill to Racquel to help her sleep. Savanna initially seduced Meggan then Voodoo which results in a threesome. We fast forward to the morning to learn the Savanna's husband Chris Charming has stopped by and is apparently having an affair with Raquel. Savanna turns around and sleeps with Raquels husband Sean This is on par with other Vivid releases that Paul Thomas has directed. Decent story and Good sex scenes and Meggan Mallone and Renae Cruz look great as does the "older" women Racquel Devine and Savanna. There are 6 scenes in the movie. Recommended

In the Army Now is the Latest Vivid Release by Director Chuck Lords. This Mockumentary/Comedy revolves around the world of Army Recruit Jenna Presley. Starts with Jenna coming into a recruiters office to enlist. She picks her potential job based on the type of uniform she would wear and promptly jumps into the first sex scene with Dick Delaware (Recruiter) and Carmella Bing (Secretary). We then move to Jenna and Monique Alexander going into the office of Jack Venice while he has sex with Aline. Monique joins the action. We cut to Jenna now in intelligence interrogating Charles Dera. This is set up based on current issues with Iraq. Dera is trying to play an Iraqi enemy combatant and Monique Alexander is also there playing a middle eastern female (in complete garb). We then see Jenna in undercover work with a sultan (Alex Gonz) and some Harem girls (Lorena Sanchez - Angel Valentine). This movie is somewhat disappointing for an actual feature. very poorly written. Jenna Presley does have enough acting skills to have been pretty good (You can see her in soft core films and the Cinemax series Co Ed Confidential). The hope initially was this being an erotic spoof in the likes of Private Benjamin. It came nowhere close to this. The Sex Scenes are pretty good and well shot with attractive performers. This is the reason for the grade since many will watch this for only the sex scenes.