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1 - Complete trash, Insult to Intelligence
2&3 - Very bad
4 - Mostly bad
5&6 - Achieved its goal
7 - Good Work
8 - Very Good
9 - Excellent, Exceeded Expectations
10 - Timeless Masterpiece, Personal Meaning
My ratings are based on the film's proposal and how well it was able to achieve its goals. For example, I don't expect a deep message coming from a soft comedy movie like I don't expect to laugh hard on a melodrama film. A truly good movie exceed all those expectations that you put on it.
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Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019)
Decent animations...that's all this movie offers
25 minutes into the movie and the only thought in my mind was: what a garbage. Utterly garbage can pretty much define this movie. I think they just paid to use Pokemon in the title to sell more because what they had shown had nothing to do with the Pokemon universe created on the anime and immortalized by the video games - nor any detective work. The story is not the same, the way people act and use pokemon is not the same, basically they just created another universe that happens to have pokemons on it too. The anime were so great and I came to this movie with such high expectations that every scene I watch I felt more and more disappointed. The way the protagonist think he is a victim of the circumstances, the way he looks at the world, the way he act and treat pokemons have NOTHING to do with Ash Ketchum, or Brock, or Gary or Misty or any other original character in the anime or in the video games. And yes, Ash can understand his pikachu but the only pokemon that knows how to speak English is the team rocket Meowth and they made a entire episode on the anime to show how difficult it was for him to learn to talk. But this pikachu just speak perfectly good English and more, only the protagonist can understand him...oof. The police job was brilliant when it comes to prove that the protagonist dad was dead as they showed him a footage of a car crash, that don't show any person on it, not even a licence plate, and then came to the genius conclusion: "No one could survive a crash like that. He's gone, Tim." LMAO!!! Did I mention the terrible acting of the protagonist too? Yeah, his acting is just below average for a 2019 blockbuster young protagonist. Then the hologram scene...can this movie get any worse? Unfortunately it does. So my conclusion is that they tried to make a movie to appeal to fans and non-fans, but they end up just making a boring tedious movie.
Men in Black: International (2019)
Disappointment from a fan
My first feeling after the first 30 minutes of the movie was: what a hell am I watching? What Thor is doing in this movie?? Jokes apart, the movie have a lot of action and CGI and little good dialogues, unlike the first movies. The first trilogy inspired me of thinking about the cosmos and dream about alien existence but this one was little about the cosmos and a lot about laser guns and bang bang. It has no humor whatsoever. The "jokes" they throw at you are terrible. Until half of the movie I was feeling that Tessa Thompson wasn't fitting in the character - note that they did a very good job on her haircut and makeup - but then I realize that was Chris Hemsworth that wasn't fitting in the MIB agent role and was just being Thor on suits. They made a terrible forced couple. The more I got into the movie the more I miss the brilliant acting and humor of Tommy Lee Jones. Even Will Smith acted pretty nice on them. It's sad how they underestimate the size of the MIB franchise and his fans and go for a children aimed low budget movie.
Another non-sense teen movie
I didn't read the books nor watch the other two movies, here I'm just going to share with you things I thought during this movie.
Dauntless - Low IQ, reckless, impulsive teens whose life is expendable. The training looks more like "Fight Club" than any real military training. No discipline. No navy or airforce. No combat roles like infantry, medical, support etc. No clear hierarchy like sergeant or captain. No radio???
Erudites - Why didn't they used the serum on the Abnegation people? If the Erudite ones are so smart why did the only way they could think in gaining power was with the most primitive way, violent revolution? Didn't they know about propaganda, social engineering, media control or any modern form of coup?
Factionless - Looks like the only ones that are actually free.
Amity - Not portrayed in this movie.
Candor - Don't appear in this movie too.
General Comments - Mediocre acting and poor writing. Movie for childrens. At least better than Maze Runner.